I don't actually make cocktails, the only thing I do is Long Island Iced Tea, because it's so easy to make. We don't have anything like Coke here, and it's a bit of a hassle to make Long Island Iced Tea, but for me, it's just no problem at all, I put the power into the wine, and add a little vinegar to it, and I immediately have a Coke feeling. When I made a half-finished Long Island Iced Tea, I invited everyone to come and drink, and after drinking my Long Island Iced Tea, people were excited and said, "This wine is so delicious." ”

"I've never drunk such a good wine, what kind of wine is this, is it something unique to the descendants of the dragon? I originally thought that you were a lowly race, but I didn't expect you to have such a culture. ”

"Can I have another drink?"

I couldn't help laughing, then snapped my fingers, and said to Ding Kexin, who was secretly watching from a distance: "Come, dance to help everyone." ”

Ding Kexin immediately understood what I meant, she walked to a steel pipe bewitchingly, and then danced. Sure enough, after people drank wine, they were able to watch the beauties dance, and they were all in a good mood, and they couldn't help but drink a few more glasses, so I had been here to mix with them obediently, laughing and saying: "Since it's a celebration, then you must have a happy time, I said Ding Kexin, you dance coquettishly again, and give you uncles a lot of fun." ”

Ding Kexin threw a wink at the people, the bewitching dance simply made all the men present unable to take their eyes off, and I saw that they had already drunk a lot, so they secretly picked up the water that had been poisoned by the third master of Zhejiang, and then concocted more than a hundred cups of poisonous Long Island iced tea.

Then I clapped my hands and laughed and said, "What do you think of this beauty's dancing?" ”

"The dance is so good, sure enough, there are beautiful women, and the wine can be more fragrant."

"I said beauty, do you have a boyfriend? If you don't mind, I want to spend the night with you, okay? ”

"It was the most comfortable celebration I've ever had!"

I enthusiastically handed a glass of wine to everyone present, then picked up a cup of non-toxic Long Island iced tea, and said to people seriously: "This beauty has danced for us for so long, and it can be regarded as hard work, come, let's all raise a glass to her together, I will do it first for respect, for the beauty!" ”

After speaking, I directly drank the Long Island Iced Tea in my hand, and then said to Ding Kexin: "Take it off so slowly, or else, if the big guy drinks it dry for you, then you will have a fierce material." ”

At this time, the audience suddenly whistled, and Ding Kexin said charmingly: "Since my brother has said so, then of course I have to be obedient, do you want to know what I am wearing in this dress?" ”

"Yes!"

The people present were all excited and hurriedly drank the Long Island Iced Tea in their hands, and Ding Kexin also took off the clothes outside generously, revealing the sexy underwear inside, and then danced enthusiastically with the steel pole, people laughed excitedly, all of them didn't know that they had drunk the poison.

After a few minutes, someone already sensed that something was wrong, and the dizzy man was lying on the table, trying to stand up and speak, but he didn't have the strength to stand up. When ten minutes passed, everyone was already lying on the table, and it seemed that the poison of this third master of Zhejiang was much more powerful than mine.

I hooked my fingers at the third master of Zhejiang with satisfaction, and he hurriedly and excitedly followed me to collect the divine ring and badge. Sure enough, although this guy said that he was a scumbag, he was still very trustworthy, and he gave me all the badges of the Justice League, and he also gave me all the beast certificates. After I got these treasures, I patted the third master of Zhejiang on the shoulder, laughed and said, "Yes, brother, I didn't expect that our first cooperation would have such great results." ”

The third master of Zhejiang said with emotion: "When I first decided to do this, I still felt a little dangerous, after all, it is not so easy. But I said brother, you are shameless enough, if it weren't for you, our plan wouldn't have succeeded so easily, so let's continue to be a group, how much can we cheat, how much can we cheat, how much can we cheat. Speaking of which, I just came up with a very good plan, would you like to try it? ”

My face was immediately full of joy, and I laughed and said, "I just like your shameless teammate, let's go, let's go together." ”

I took the third master of Zhejiang, and immediately escaped from this place of right and wrong in the No. 1 of the big breasts, otherwise once those people wake up, they will definitely kill us to vent their anger.

This time, Ding Kexin's credit is also quite large, and I got a total of 200 trophies equivalent to military merits. I have to say that this time we fought a very beautiful battle, I never want to treat the people around me badly, and if it weren't for Ding Kexin, our plan might not be so easy to succeed, so I generously gave her eighty military merits. After Ding Kexin took the badge and certificate from my hand, she was suddenly extremely excited, and said with emotion: "I can't imagine that wow, I can earn so much military merit, this is twice the amount of all the military merit I have earned before, I have only been in this place for a few years, and I have already earned so much money, Brother Cheng, can I always follow you?" ”

I smiled and said, "Of course you can, if you are there, it will help us a lot." Okay, let's go back to the preparation hall first, after all, we have already obtained so many military merits, so let's hurry back and exchange them first, and then add some strength to ourselves. And I don't think we can stay in this place any longer, let's go, we are meeting in the preparation hall. ”

"Okay."

The third master nodded, and then followed us back to the city, and we met in the preparation hall. When we went to redeem our badges and enlightenment, the staff member was dumbfounded, and he said in disbelief, "How the hell did you do that?" Oh my God, I've never seen anyone bring back so many military exploits, of course, they brought back a lot of military exploits from the dead regiment a while ago. ”

I smiled and said, "Did they go in again?" ”

The staff nodded and said, "That's right, I just went in half a month ago." What's going on? Do you want to play against that famous combination? ”

I sighed, and after redeeming the military merits, we found a small hotel in the transit city to drink. The third master of Zhejiang said to me seriously: "I thought of a way, you listen to me, the two of us can move forward together, and when we meet the enemy, I will give an analogy, for example, if you meet someone from the evil alliance, you will immediately catch me, say that I am your hostage, and ask me to take you to a place where the badge is hidden, because there are many people who are worried that the badge on their body will be taken away, so some people will deliberately hide the medal in the space battlefield, and when they are about to leave, they will immediately use the space jump, Go to the place where you hide your medal, and then go back to the preparation hall. They would definitely believe this lie of ours, because they would never have imagined that the people of the Justice League could team up with the people of the Unholy League to trap people. ”

I snapped my fingers and said, "And then we're going to deliberately show weakness, pretending to give them a little bit, and when we find the right opportunity, we're going to do a Jedi counterattack, right?" ”

The third master of Zhejiang nodded again and again, and said: "Jiang Chengye, who knows me, I can't imagine that I have been despicable and shameless all my life, and I can see such a bosom friend in the normal space, come on, come on, I will toast you." ”

I laughed, and when we were satisfied, we went to the military merit exchange hall, after all, we now have a lot of military merit, which can be exchanged for many handy treasures.

In the end, we exchanged a bunch of treasures, but instead of becoming a high-level hero, we asked Yuanhai to come over and help us exchange them, and then give them to us. Because I and Zhejiang Sanye both agree that only by pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and pretending to be a complete garbage can we have the highest chance of success!