Chapter 6 Listen to Jiang Cheng's story
At this moment, the eyes of the people in the whole tavern were not very friendly to me, even those descendants of the dragon regarded me as a bird, holding the posture of watching the excitement, looking at me with interest, then I felt a sadness in my heart, just before this moment, the burly man who made me stand up said impatiently: "You quickly stand up for me, this position Lao Tzu will sit." ”
I was about to speak, but Liu Yi hurriedly pulled me and whispered: "Don't make trouble, take a closer look, there are dozens of Holy Light Clans here, we can't afford to mess with them for the time being, let's sit in the corner." ”
I got up angrily and walked to the corner, but at this time the burly man waved his hand at me and said to me, "That ridiculous inferior race, didn't you just talk very well?" Come, come and tell me a story, Lao Tzu likes to listen to stories while drinking. ”
I held back my anger and said, "I'm a brave man, not a storyteller. ”
He laughed and said: "You dragon descendants are our slaves, what we let you do, you have to do something, hurry up and roll over to Lao Tzu, and tell us all a story." ”
I gasped, my heart was already angry, so I glanced at the Holy Light Clan present, all they drank was draft beer, I remembered a joke in my hometown, and said to them seriously: "In this way, everyone drinks beer, how about I tell you a story about beer?" ”
All of a sudden, they were all interested, and they said to me like monkeys, "Tell me." ”
I said in all seriousness: "There is a person who likes to drink beer so much that he goes to the tavern every day to drink beer. But one day, when he came to the tavern, the waiter told him that the beer was sold out, so he wanted to leave. As a result, he saw a man with a full glass of beer in front of him, and the man frowned, and looked like he didn't want to continue drinking, so he said to the man, "Do you still drink this beer?" The man shook his head and said he wouldn't drink it, so the man was so happy that he picked up the beer and poured it straight into his mouth. As a result, when he was about to finish drinking, he saw that there was half a cockroach's head stuck to the bottom of the glass, so he vomited and spit all the beer back into the glass, and the man from before patted him on the shoulder and said sympathetically, it's disgusting, right? I was exactly like you just now. ”
At this moment, the faces of the people present became extremely ugly, they saw that they couldn't drink the beer in their hands, the burly man slapped the table, and said to me angrily: "You kid dare to play tricks on us like this." ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "So what, don't you have a rule?" You can't do anything in the tavern. ”
The burly man said angrily: "Uncle, Lao Tzu is staring at you today, no matter how long you stay here, I will wait here, and I will kill you as soon as you go out." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, three Saint Light Clan men immediately stood up, their faces were fierce, and the immortal power they displayed was also majestic. I was a little confused all of a sudden, in case such a fight really started, if the strength of these people is good, it will be a huge trouble for us. So, I was thinking about countermeasures in my heart, and Liu Yi said to me anxiously: "What can I do?" You're the one who wants to cause trouble. ”
I patted Liu Yi's chest and said to her gently, "Don't worry, we can handle it." ”
Ye Yu said angrily: "How can you do it?" All of them are vicious, and if these guys attack us in groups, we will surely die as soon as we get out. Jiang Cheng, you are really a troublemaker, you like to cause trouble wherever you go. ”
I smiled bitterly, patted Ye Yu's chest and said to her, "Aren't you worried about me, when have I never solved the trouble?" ”
Yuan Hai rolled his eyes and said, "You have your own reasons every time, and I want to see how you resolve it this time." ”
I patted Yuanhai's bald head and said seriously: "Listen to my orders later, everyone just drink first." ”
They saw that I was so relaxed, so they didn't talk anymore, I asked the waiter for a few glasses of wine, Liu Yi frowned, muttered, "It seems that something strange happened just now, but I can't remember it all of a sudden." ”
We sat at the table and drank wine, and the burly man was still looking at us fiercely. I closed my eyes, and while drinking, I also used muscle memory to cultivate myself, after all, I had used Big Breasts Niang No. 3 before, and there was a certain consumption of strength. We drank it directly for a month, and the burly man couldn't wait a little, and said to us irritably: "You have all been hiding here for a month, how long will you have to wait?" Are the descendants of the dragon so afraid of death? ”
I sneered and said, "What is urging, we are satisfied with the drink, and we are about to leave, and the waiter pays." ”
I casually threw out a few Qiankun stones, then stood up and stretched, and led everyone outside. The burly man saw it, and his face was immediately full of joy, and he hurriedly took his three brothers to follow behind us, and I immediately used a trick to cover my eyes, and I instantly summoned the big breasts Niang No. 1, and said coldly: "Fly forward." ”
Then, while the busty girl No. 1 blocked my body, I quickly jumped towards the ground with everyone, and at the same time dug a big hole. When we jumped in, I filled in the ground again. That is to say, now the Big Breasts Niang No. 1 is flying towards the sky in front of it, but there is actually no one inside, and sure enough, just as we were hiding underground, we heard the burly man shouting angrily: "This group of guys escaped in a spaceship, let's chase after it." ”
"Don't worry, their ship is much slower than ours and will be able to catch up soon."
Listening to their words, I couldn't help but sneer in my heart, and then led everyone to chase towards the location where the Big Tits Niang No. 1 flew, and several of them secretly laughed, because everyone didn't expect that I would do such a trivial thing. By the time we came to the bottom of Big Breasts No. 1, the group of fakes had already chased Big Breasts No. 1. They must have found that there was no one on the spaceship, and the burly man said angrily: "uncle, we were actually tricked by a dragon heir." ”
One of his companions said nonchalantly, "What does it matter? The guy escaped, but we managed to get a spaceship. ”
"That's right, sure enough, all the descendants of the dragon are cowards, and when they see us, they are scared to run so far."
At this moment, I have come to the feet of the burly man, and then I made a three-two-one gesture for everyone, and then I pushed the sea of blood upwards, and my body jumped hard, and when I jumped down, I only heard a scream, and the burly man fell to the ground in pain with his buttocks, and his ass was still bleeding out. I watched him fall to the ground in embarrassment, and said with emotion: "It's really amazing, the people of the Holy Light Clan are relatively advanced, you see, getting a hemorrhoid is like a blood collapse, our dragon descendants are not as good as you at all." ”
The burly man covered his ass and said bitterly: "Kill him!" Kill him for Lao Tzu! ”
I sneered, and at this time, my three teammates all jumped out from the ground, and they all smashed their butts with weapons, the only more embarrassing thing was Liu Yi, because she used a nine-section whip, but Liu Yi was still smarter, when she jumped up, her first reaction was to come to a flirtatious leg, which made the guy fall to the ground in pain, completely losing the ability to fight.
The burly man watched his three teammates fall like this, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You dirty and lowly guys didn't dare to confront us head-on, and chose such a despicable and shameless method. Lao Tzu died at your hands today, and Lao Tzu is not convinced! Sure enough, all the descendants of the dragon are a group of lowly coercion! But it's okay, you can't kill me! ”
I said coldly, "Why not?" ”
He sneered and said to me: "According to the regulations on the space station, the descendants of the dragon are inferior, and they have no right to kill the opponents of the Holy Light Clan, and at most they can only take away the medal, if you kill me, you will be executed!" ”