Chapter Ninety-Five: Garbage Author, It's More Than Two Hundred Words If You Copy and Paste!
After I figured it out, my mood was much better. continued to lead everyone forward, and finally came to the position of the blockade line.
At this moment, we were all extremely nervous, tentatively reaching out to the front.
Finally, our hand was reached!
"Very good...... I said with a smile as I crossed the blockade with satisfaction, "Emi's conjecture is correct. We can easily come over. ”
Ye Yu couldn't help but say, "Then what should we do next?" ”
Yuanhai said as a matter of course: "Fight back!" ”
"Are you crazy...... Ye Yu said angrily, "Now the entire empire is under the control of Ilulu, if we fight it, it means that we will have to face an army of millions!" We now have less than 30,000 people left, how do you say to fight? ”
"This ......"
Yuanhai was speechless for a while, and I nodded: "Yes, and the Duke's forces are all under the control of Ilulu, which means that Ilulu's subordinates can be described as strong as clouds." Neither the number of strong men nor the number of soldiers we have as many as the Iruru. If you act rashly, you are afraid that it will lead to disaster. ”
Yuan Hai muttered: "Then what to do, I finally found a way to break through the blockade line, but I can't act directly." ”
I said seriously, "I have a solution, I don't know if you want to hear it." ”
People turned to me and asked, "What's the solution?" ”
I said in a deep voice, "Let's just escape to the outer reaches of heaven and find an atomic bomb to blow it up!" ”
"What a solution!"
"Jiang Cheng is wise!"
"This is a good idea, don't change it!"
People all agreed with me, and Yun Mozi whispered: "But if this is the case, Jiang Mei and they will also be blown up, and what did the civilians do wrong?" ”
I said impatiently: "You can't figure out a way to be fooled, and Lao Tzu doesn't like to talk to you." ”
Yun Mozi said seriously: "Actually, I also thought of a way, can you listen to it?" ”
We thought about it for a moment, and then I nodded, "Okay, let's hear what you have to say." ”
Yun Mozi said: "Using the method of assassination, first of all, we have to send Li Dalang and Brother Li. Since he is the king of killers, there must be many ways to get close to the princess. We must not go directly to assassinate the princess, because no one knows the strength of Ilulu, so instead of taking a risk, it is better to keep a low profile for the time being. Let Brother Li investigate which people are puppets and those people are flesh and blood. Puppets don't need to eat or sleep, but flesh and blood do, and we can assassinate the normal people around the princess through this. And then. Just use the flesh disguise technique, disguise yourself as the person next to the princess, enter the enemy group to investigate intelligence, and when necessary, it can also play an important role, what do you think? ”
"No...... Ah Tian shook his head and said, "Your method is too hasty." ”
Cao Da also said: "It's just nonsense, you should play a game when you fight, you can know that you are blind when you open your mouth, Lao Tzu wants to vomit when he sees you...... Lao Tzu saw you...... Only...... I can't help but want to hit you! ”
After that, Cao Da couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and directly slapped Yun Mozi in the face, and immediately beat Yun Mozi into the air, spitting out a mouthful of blood. We hurriedly stopped Cao Da and comforted him: "Don't be angry, he still doesn't understand anything." ”
"I just hate him for being blind...... Cao Da said irritably, "I'll kill you next time I talk nonsense!" ”:
I said seriously, "Okay, don't argue, I've come up with a new solution, do you want to listen?" ”
Everyone nodded and said, "Say." ”
I said solemnly: "Using the method of assassination, first of all, we have to send Li Dalang and Brother Li. Since he is the king of killers. There must be many ways to get close to the princess. We must not go directly to assassinate the princess, because no one knows the strength of Ilulu, so instead of taking a risk, it is better to keep a low profile for the time being. Let Brother Li investigate who are puppets first. Those people are flesh and blood. Puppets don't need to eat or sleep, but flesh and blood do, and we can assassinate the normal people around the princess through this. And then. Just use the flesh disguise technique, disguise yourself as the person next to the princess, enter the enemy group to investigate intelligence, and when necessary, it can also play an important role, what do you think? ”
Yun Mozi was stunned: "Isn't this my way?" It's just copy-pasting without changing a word! ”
Cao Dayi patted me on the shoulder and said with satisfaction: "Very good, Jiang Cheng still has brains." Unlike Yun Mozi, that idiot, he doesn't know anything but talking nonsense all day long. ”
Ye Yu also nodded and said, "If Jiang Mei's plan is the best in the world. That Jiang achievement is the second in the world. ”
Zhou Fengyu said with emotion: "The master is brave and resourceful, and he is really a model of my generation!" ”
Liu Jingyi said excitedly: "Long live the master!" ”
"It's so shameless, you guys are clearly targeting me, that's what I said at all, Jiang Cheng didn't even change a word...... Yun Mozi said excitedly, "Jiang Cheng, you shameless liar, what kind of Taoist priest are you, just be the author!" Anyway, you can write a book by copying and pasting something like you. Every day I know that my ideas are plagiarized. Fuck you, you brute, just the way I did it just now, you can just copy and paste it and you can get more than 200 words, grass fuck! Even if you go to write a book, you are also a garbage author who doesn't want to push your face and only eats! ”
I ignored Yun Mozi's yelling, this guy is like that, he will be jealous of my talent every time. And people like me, how much slander they can bear, how much praise they can bear.
I looked at Li Dalang and said softly, "Brother Li, please leave it to you, I'll send you down first." ”
Li Dalang nodded. I grabbed him and leaped forward, opening the overcast sky again.
It wasn't until I sent Li Dalang more than 20 kilometers away that I landed on the ground. It's a wasteland, and no one will come. I patted Li Dalang on the shoulder and said, "In order to be safe, you can first find someone to use the flesh disguise technique, will you?" ”
"Yes." Li Dalang nodded.
"Isn't Tsing Yi Men a decent family? For Mao you will! ”
"Every time I execute a female cultivator, I will use this trick to go to the women's bathhouse for three days and three nights."
"I see......"
It dawned on me that this method seemed to be good, so maybe I could try it next time.
After bidding farewell to Li Dalang. I'm back in the sky, and everybody is already here in the cold, but we can't go back yet, because if we do, it's dark clouds, and there are many dark clouds hanging over us.
"Brother Cheng, what should we do next...... Yun Mozi asked, "If you go down, the enemies will find out, but if you go back like this." And to face the dark clouds. ”
I thought about it for a moment and said seriously, "Go straight back." ”
"What about Thunderbolt?" Cao Da asked.
I said in a deep voice: "These thunderbolts, for me now, are already pediatrics. ”
Cao's eyes widened. He looked at me in amazement and said in disbelief, "We just happened to be talking, why do you suddenly have to pretend to be forced?" ”
"Hmph, as the saying goes, don't be impressed for three days, a person like Lao Tzu, just three seconds away is a ......promotion," I said triumphantly, "Don't be dumbfounded for a while, Lao Tzu can solve those thunderbolts in minutes." ”
Everyone looked at me suspiciously. I went straight back with them with a big grin.
By the time I got back to the dark clouds, there were already large black clouds. Standing in this position and looking at the past, it was simply full of lightning, seeping like a sea of thunder.
"I'd like to see how you deal with these thunderbolts......" Cao Da Leng snorted. It's too much to brag, but don't blow the cowhide! ”
I looked at the lightning bolts in front of me and couldn't help but lick my lips.
If I absorb all this thunder and lightning, then ...... What a blessing!
I don't know what stage of my strength is now, because absorbing thunder and lightning makes people strengthen too quickly.
How strong can such a large sea of thunder make me?