【347】Join the Gang, Bear Infested?
Talking along the way, I learned that this uncle's surname is Zhang, a native of the Northeast, and he speaks with a strong Northeast accent.
is obviously different from Lao Wu just now, Lao Zhang is very talkative, and he chatters endlessly along the way. One moment he talked about his previous experience as a soldier, and the other time he talked about his family......
The mouth was like a machine gun, and it didn't stop for a moment. In the end, I even seriously doubted that this old Zhang would just want to find an audience, so he invited me to go on the road with him.
However, in this way, I did get a lot of useful information from him. For example, the entire core area of Changbai Mountain is basically in a state of perennial lockdown, and only during the ginseng harvesting season three times a year, there will be a short time to open to their ginseng pickers!
And if you usually break in rashly, nine times out of ten you will be buried in this mountain, even if the occasional lucky person can escape from the mountain forest, you will inexplicably contract a strange disease, the whole person becomes crazy, and the speech is also upside down.
Don't think about it, I also know that these dead or crazy people must be the handiwork of the Hu family.
The Hu family has lived on this Changbai Mountain for generations, because it is a demon, it naturally does not want anyone to disturb it, and they will never be merciful in the face of those who strayed here.
There was talk and laughter all the way, and after about half an hour, Lao Zhang finally found a ginseng plant under a large pine tree. Of course, with my eyesight, I actually found out a long time ago, but I deliberately pretended not to see it, so that Lao Zhang grabbed the jackpot.
Very similar to the "mountain rules" I learned on the Internet, after Lao Zhang found the ginseng, he quickly shouted loudly: "Bang mallet!" Sticks! ”
After shouting, I couldn't help but look back at me again, I was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and quickly asked, "What goods?" ”
Lao Zhang smiled proudly at this time: "Five batches of leaves!" ”
The so-called "five batches of leaves" refers to the fact that the aboveground part of the ginseng has grown five leaves, which can barely be called an old ginseng.
I arched my hand and congratulated him and shouted, "Hurry up! Hurry up! ”
After that, Lao Zhang did not hesitate anymore, and quickly tied the ginseng stalk with a red rope, and then dug up the ginseng with a deer bone drill, and after a while, a ginseng plant of about three taels appeared in his hand.
As the saying goes, seven taels are ginseng, and eight taels are treasures. In the past, the scale was small, and the scale in the old days was mostly sixteen taels and one catty, so the eight taels in this sentence actually refer to the current half a catty, and once you dig up more than half a catty of old ginseng, it is a treasure, and you can buy tens of thousands of yuan casually, and even hundreds of thousands of dollars are not a problem if you encounter someone who needs to take this life-saving one urgently.
And the one in Lao Zhang's hand, although it is only about three taels, is worth a lot of money.
However, just as Lao Zhang had just dug up the ginseng and was about to show it off to me with a happy face, three sturdy men with axes suddenly popped out of the forest next to him.
As soon as the three strong men appeared, their eyes immediately glanced at the ginseng in Lao Zhang's hand, and their eyes were full of greed!
Depend on!
It's really a place where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, just your mother digging ginseng, you can actually kill the robbery halfway? At this point, I have to complain about the so-called "mountain rules", and when I dig up ginseng, I have to make two noises like "shouting trumpets", so it is strange not to attract the peeps of others!
"Huh?"
The appearance of the three of them obviously startled Lao Zhang, and he subconsciously put away the ginseng, and at the same time said with a vigilant face: "What do you want to do?" ”
"Hey...... What do you think we want to do? ”
The three strong men smiled evilly, and one of them said, "You just dug this mallet, but we found it first, so we have to talk about a first-come-first-served basis, right?" In broad daylight, is it possible that you still want to take advantage of it? ”
"Fuck you!"
Lao Zhang is also a former soldier, and his temper is already very hot, but when he heard the other party's shameless words that reversed black and white, he was immediately angry enough, and he directly pushed back with a sentence, and then scolded: "I think you want to take advantage of it, right?" Is there a royal law yet? ”
"Wang Fa?"
The three strong men looked at each other and smiled, and then said arrogantly: "In this Changbai Mountain, our participation in the gang is the king's law, hurry up and hand over the mallet, otherwise don't blame us for being polite!" ”
"I'll fuck you!"
Lao Zhang is obviously not a master who is slaughtered by others, so he subconsciously pulled out the axe from his waist, and said with a look of anger: "How can there be such a shameless person as you under the head of the king? ”
"Huh?"
As soon as they heard Lao Zhang mention the king's head, the three strong men frowned slightly, but the old ginseng weighing three taels was too tempting, and the three of them quickly exchanged eyes with each other, and then they swung an axe and pounced on Lao Zhang!
"Run! This mallet is given to you, take it home for your relatives to treat, and it must not fall into their hands! ”
Lao Zhang Yiran was not afraid, took out the old ginseng and threw it directly to me, while he himself hurriedly rushed up with an axe!
"This ......"
As soon as I took the old ginseng, my expression suddenly became a little complicated, and frankly speaking, this is indeed a great opportunity to get rid of Lao Zhang. But the question is, if I leave like this, can Lao Zhang beat these three strong men?
After a little hesitation, Lao Zhang was already entangled with three strong men in an instant, whether he was born in the army, this Lao Zhang's skills are undoubtedly quite good! At least for now, he didn't suffer at all.
It's just that two fists are hard to beat four hands, although he is good, but after all, he is just an ordinary person, once he faces these three strong men at the same time, it is undoubtedly quite difficult. After all, since these three strong men can join the gang, their skills will naturally not be much worse.
As expected, in just one or two minutes, Lao Zhang had already received several punches in his body, but fortunately, the other party was just asking for money and didn't want to hurt people's lives. Otherwise, Lao Zhang is afraid that he has already hung up the lottery......
Seeing that I was still stunned, Lao Zhang couldn't help but be a little anxious, and couldn't help but scold: "What a deflated calf, why don't you run away!" If you take the mallet, they won't embarrass me! ”
At the same time, Xia Wuren in my mind couldn't help but hurriedly shouted: "If you don't leave now, when will you stay?" ”
"No! How can this Lao Zhang say that he is also a righteous person, if I leave now, it will be too much, right? ”
After much hesitation, I finally made up my mind and planned to go up to help Lao Zhang. Anyway, those three strong men are not very powerful characters, even if I don't use cultivation, I can easily deal with them!
With my toes lightly touching the ground, I quickly rushed forward, using skillful strength, knocked the three strong men to the ground in a few strokes, and at the same time pretended to be proud: "Damn! Anyway, I'm also the president of our school's Taekwondo Association, so you three deflated calves dare to come and steal our things? ”
"You!"
The three strong men were shocked and angry, glared at me hatefully, and then scolded angrily: "Boy, you are dead, dare to provoke us to join the gang, are you tired of being crooked?" ”
"Damn!"
TM was down by me, how dare you be so arrogant?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but deliberately pretend to be fierce again, took the axe in Lao Zhang's hand and forced it towards them!
However, as soon as I left, there was a sudden angry roar in the woods next to me. Immediately afterwards, even the ground under his feet trembled faintly!
"Huh?"
Before I could react, Lao Zhang's face had changed drastically, and he subconsciously exclaimed: "Finish the calf!" It's the blind bear who is coming! ”
After that, he ignored the three strong men who joined the gang and yelled at me, "Run!" The blind bear is coming! ”
"Huh?"
I was stunned for a moment, and a black shadow had jumped out not far ahead, your uncle, is it really a big bear?
In a panic, Lao Zhang had already grabbed me, and fled straight behind him, and the three strong men who participated in the gang also reacted very quickly, without the slightest hesitation, they got up in a hurry, and quickly jumped into the forest, and also ran for their lives.
ran out for more than two miles, and Lao Zhang saw that there was no blind bear chasing after him, so he breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and asked at the same time: "Okay, boy, the real person doesn't show his face!" I didn't expect you to be so able to fight? ”
"Hey, it's just a fist and a leg, and you can't get on the table!"
While smiling slightly, I couldn't help but ask the fox with a look on my face: "By the way, didn't you say that when you encounter a bear in the wild, you have to quickly pretend to be dead?" Why is this still running? ”
"Playing dead?"
Lao Zhang glanced at me like an idiot and said with a smile: "Then where is playing dead?" Is that clearly death? Unless it's a blind bear who has just eaten and gone out for a walk, ...... You just lie there and wait to be a good meal for the blind bear! ”
"Huh? No way? ”
As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded on the spot, and I met a bear pretending to be dead, which seems to be a recognized view on the Internet? Doesn't it mean that blind bears eat only live food and not dead things?
"Boy, learn a little! When you meet a blind bear, there is no other way than to run away! Unless it's your ancestral grave that is smoking, don't pretend to be dead in front of the blind bear, otherwise, you will definitely die a miserable death......"
"Ahh
As soon as the words fell, a terrible scream suddenly came from the distance, no surprise, it should be the three people who participated in the gang just now!
It seems that they are not as lucky as me and Lao Zhang, but they were still caught up by the blind bear!