46. Punish cheap men
The monster's territory awareness is very strong, and the more powerful the monster, the more concerned about their own territory, since there is a rat demon in this room, the rest of the monsters naturally can't easily enter, I forgot about this stubble, and the green-haired giant rat is the most loyal subordinate, it naturally wants to kill the invading monster, but the problem is that this time it actually dares to erect a spike at me, which shows that she doesn't have any good feelings for me at all, and has the determination and courage to kill me.
At this moment, I heard a cough from the house, and I thought it was my father coming back, but I saw the rat demon roll up a newspaper and enter the house with his hands behind his back.
As soon as the green-haired rat saw the spikes raised high on its neck, it immediately obeyed its body, and then its head was pressed to the ground, and it came to the feet of the rat demon.
The big mouse gently touched its head, glanced at the weasel in my arms, and then reflexively walked out of the house.
It is already very "high-spirited" to be able to do this, because this room is a "sovereign place" for it, and it is already commendable not to swear sovereignty.
Thinking of this, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said to the weasel, "Your life is really big. The weasel let out a slight chirp and jumped back into my arms and back onto Bebe.
"Skewer, the reason why I was like that before was because my body and consciousness were controlled by the monster at all, and it was also a weasel, but not this one."
"Where did you provoke those weasel spirits?" I said.
"The weasel spirit seduced my father before, remember what I told you, my father found a little lover, that trick is the weasel illusion, and it also controlled me to give you Gu, the string is really not that I want to harm you, I was also framed."
"What about the weasel? Is it still there? "I know that Bebe was preceded by a weasel, but to this day I still haven't figured out what this monster is doing this for.
"This slut continues to seduce my father, and it doesn't take long for her to point the finger at me again, skewer, please do me a favor, or I'll be killed by it." Speaking of this, Beibei's face was full of horror.
In fact, to this day, it is difficult for me to say that I have completely cut off Beibei, I can't be so ruthless to her, but whether this girl is telling the truth or not remains to be verified, so I asked: "How do you know that woman is a weasel spirit?" ”
"Because I did a lot of things that have no impression at all, including some friends who asked me about the situation, I don't know, but once it is windy and rainy, this situation does not exist, I remember everything I do clearly, so I have an extra heart, I bought a surveillance camera, installed in the living room at home, there is a thunderstorm that is particularly powerful, I turned on the monitoring probe, As a result, when I looked back the next day, I found that a weasel ran out of my father's bedroom, hiding under the Dharma of Guanyin Bodhisattva in our living room, trembling there, and I knew that there was a goblin. ”
"And what's the matter with this weasel?" I said.
"This weasel is locked in a cage by a rat, you can see its eyes, it always looks innocent when looking at people, I really relented, so I let it go, and as a result, this weasel has been following me, I think it's also very fun, so I take it with me until today."
"You are really bold, this weasel has also become a sperm, I don't think it may be following you, it should be following the female weasel who charmed your father." I said.
"What, this is the boyfriend of that sassy fox?"
I was amused by her words and said, "This is a weasel, not a vixen, don't scold it." ”
"You're finally smiling, and if you laugh, don't be angry with me anymore." She said coquettishly.
I thought for a moment and said, "This matter should not be taken lightly, since she manipulated you to deal with me, she must have a grudge against me. ”
"Skewers, I've only heard of people offending wicked people, but you are the first one to offend a weasel, and these big rats, you ......"
This girl is really speechless, I quickly stopped it: "Don't talk nonsense, these belong to demons, extremely smart and clever, if they hold a grudge, you will be in trouble." I said.
"Okay." The girl stuck out her tongue.
"But what should I do? Just let it continue to hurt my father? ”
I thought for a while and said, "Actually, it's not difficult to solve this matter at all, do you have any men you particularly hate?" ”
"A particularly annoying man...... Bei Bei frowned and thought for a long time: "There really is one, do you remember the son of the attractive boss?" He's been pestering me, I'm annoyed, and coming to you today has something to do with it, didn't you beat him up once last time? I want you to beat him up one more time, harder, preferably with a crooked eye. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, this is a society governed by the rule of law, how can you beat people casually." I said.
"What then? Are you going to reason with him? ”
"What's the point of talking about this kind of rotten three? All I have to do is make him completely skinless and faceless. I said.
"What great idea did you come up with?" Bei Bei suddenly came to the spiritual road.
"That's a bit of a bad idea."
"The more lack of virtue, the better, how much more lack of virtue can be?" She almost burst out laughing.
I said to the weasel hiding in Beibei's arms: "Don't pretend, if you really want to find your girlfriend back, I have to ask you for this matter." The weasel suddenly raised its head and looked at me, with an expression of "a heavy responsibility".
"Skewers, what do you mean, what the hell do you mean?" Bebe Road.
"Let's wait and see the show."
After that, I drove her to Qinglong Village, and she was dangling down the mountain until late at night, and I was about to take her up the mountain, when the girl said with a cowardly expression: "What are you doing in the middle of the night when you bring people into the mountains?" ”
"What do you think when you're full? Isn't it to save your dad and deal with that stinky boy? "Then I'll go up the hill first.
There is a mountain temple in the west of the mountain forest for passers-by to burn incense and worship, saying that it is a mountain temple, that is, a small mud niche, which is dedicated to a mountain god made of yellow mud
I put the weasel in the ground and took Beibei behind a bush and watched its every move through the cracks.
The weasel lifted his body off the ground, motionless in front of the idol, as if he was worshipping, and the "ritual" lasted for thirty or forty minutes before the weasel resumed crawling, and then ran under the idol, stretched out his mouth to "kiss" the idol, and then jumped down and ran to us.
"What the hell is going on?" Bebech said.
I didn't say anything about the situation, and took her to the front of the idol, only to see a snow-white rhizome growing on the nose of the smiling idol, and a wild mushroom with a thick umbrella lid on each of the hands, and I said, "The weasel is not kissing the idol, but licking the mushrooms that grow on the idol." ”
"But how can mushrooms grow on top of the statue?" Babe is even stranger.
This mushroom grows in an unusual place, the weasel is psychic, so you pick a mushroom and go back, and then invite your father and his little honey to eat the man you hate, this mushroom is used to cook chicken soup, you must remember not to let your father drink this soup, and after the kid has drunk the chicken soup, you make an excuse to leave, and go back after an hour, all the problems are solved. I couldn't help laughing.
"It's amazing, what the hell does it mean?" Bebe Road.
"Don't ask, remember the order I told you, and you must strictly follow this procedure, and you will know when the time comes."
On the way back, Bei Bei said: "Skewers, I sincerely apologize to you, can you forgive me?" ”
"Okay, of course you can, but I've been in a lot of trouble lately, so when all this is over, let's talk about love again."
She said, "Okay, you can't like other women. ”
"Don't worry, am I the man of the watery poplar?"
"Who knows, I haven't been by your side for so long, by the way, you found two women last time, but they are both big beauties."
"They are beautiful, but they are destined to be other people's wives, and they have nothing to do with me at all."
"Really?"
"Believe it or not."
"Yes, of course I do." Babe smiled.