Chapter 003: How Much Is Your First Kiss Worth?
Although it hurt to be pinched by Lu Yifan's chin, Su Ying'er still confronted Lu Yifan with that fearless look, "Help you shine your shoes?" Apologies to your shoes? Dream on! ”
"Ugly, say it again?!" Su Ying'er's words have seriously challenged Lu Yifan's maximum patience, if it weren't for Su Ying'er's sake, I'm afraid he would have beaten him with a fist.
Li Liang on the side crossed her hands on her chest unhurriedly at this time, and sneered maliciously, she just waited to see the joke now, because she knew that no matter who it was, as long as she provoked Lu Yifan, there would only be one end - death!
I really can't get used to seeing some people bullying others, even if they have an angel face, but they are also a devil's heart, Su Ying'er finally saw through the world, and she was not to be outdone and shouted at Lu Yifan, "Don't think that if you are handsome, you are amazing, let me tell you, in my eyes, you are really ugly, if I am ugly, then you are Zhu Bajie!" ”
"What do you say? You call me Zhu Bajie?! "This is the first time in Lu Yifan's life that he has heard someone scold him for Zhu Bajie, which is really synonymous with funny!?
The ugly monster in front of her not only scolded him as a 'parasite', but also scolded him as a 'pig Bajie', it seems that she is really courageous!
"Yes, you are Zhu Bajie!" If you scold it, you have already scolded it anyway, there is no need to take it back, simply, Su Yinger scolded without taboo: "I hate you self-righteous sons and daughters the most, I think that girls all over the world will fall in love with you, roar, I really think it's funny, just like you, I think all the men in the world are dead, and I won't fall in love with you!" ”
"Really?" Su Ying'er's provocation successfully made Lu Yifan feel interested, and the unhappy mood just now slowly dissipated for some reason, he suddenly let go of the hand holding Su Ying'er, and laughed evilly, "You will pay for what you said!" ”
Without allowing Su Ying'er to think too much, Lu Yifan suddenly hugged Su Ying'er's waist with one hand, then lowered his head and kissed it.
Su Ying'er's pupils dilated in an instant, she only felt a soft thing covering her mouth, warm, with a faint tobacco fragrance, damn, she was a little obsessed with this taste, her head seemed to be starved of oxygen all of a sudden, so hypoxic that she actually forgot to push this damn kissing man away.
Li Liang never dreamed that her boyfriend would kiss a rustic hillbilly, so she was so angry that she stepped forward, grabbed Lu Yifan's arm, and shouted unhappily: "Yifan, what are you doing?!" ”
Li Liang's shout suddenly shook Su Ying'er back from her dream, and when she realized that she was forcibly kissed by a demon, she stepped on Lu Yifan's shoes again, quickly pushed Lu Yifan away, and wiped the corners of her mouth in disgust, "Bastard!" You goddamn pervert! This is my first kiss! ”
"First kiss? Is it funny? In this era, there are still people who have saved their first kiss until now?! Ugly, do you know how much my shoes are worth? And how much is your first kiss worth?! For Su Yinger's repeated offenses, Lu Yifan seemed to feel a little funny, it was the first time he met a girl who dared to confront him, he pointed to the eye-catching footprints on the shiny leather shoes on his feet, and asked playfully: "Or wipe my shoes clean?" Or lose money?! ”