Chapter 241: That Village, That Man, That Fool 16
"Do you think I, Kong Zhishu, will let you be in the same room with this fool and a lonely man?" It's the same rhetorical question again, the same tone as the previous sentence, and the same expression.
Then, he sneered, "Unless I'm crazy or stupid." Murder is a crime, and I am a dignified scholar, so naturally I can't do such an illegal thing. ”
Su Wanniang nodded suspiciously, no way, Kong Zhishu is machismo, there is no need to discuss this matter, she had to go out of the house alone to find the stammering brother, as for the second fool, she thought, she can only ask for more blessings, Kong Zhishu no longer likes the second fool, and he shouldn't be able to do anything too out of line.
After Su Wanniang left, Kong Zhishu put his hands behind his back and looked at the silent second fool lying on the ground silently, his expression was thoughtful and unfathomable.
After a while, he gently touched the person on the ground with his foot, "After your hands and feet are relieved, you will stand up by yourself, there is a low stool over there, go and sit by yourself, I will pour a bowl of hot tea for you, and when your family comes to pick you up, hurry up and roll for Lao Tzu, and if you get out, don't show up for Lao Tzu again, appear again, believe it or not, I really killed you!" ”
In this way, coupled with Kong Zhishu's deliberately revealing expression of a fierce god and a ghost killer, as well as that angry tone, normal people would be frightened when they saw it, let alone a fool.
Kong Zhishu left his words, and ignored the second fool, and he didn't even bother to look at the second fool's reaction, and walked out of the room directly with the corners of his smug lips.
Kong Zhishu went to the kitchen not only to boil water, but also washed the rice and put it in the pot to prepare lunch, thinking that when Su Wanniang came back, as long as she helped watch the pot, she didn't have to touch the cold water.
When the hot tea is cooked, it will be a long time later, Kong Zhishu is sure that the second fool can't do anything, so he doesn't rush back to the house with the hot tea, as long as the second fool doesn't die in the Kong family, the second fool's family will naturally find Lang Zhong for him to see a doctor, so he has nothing to worry about.
But Kong Zhishu didn't expect that when he returned to the house, he would see the second fool who was lying on the ground actually crawling into bed!
Hearing the sound of footsteps in the room, the person on the bed opened his eyes and turned his head to look at the door, and saw Kong Zhishu with a dark and calm face, but he smiled at Kong Zhishu without heart or lungs.
"Sister! Are you back? The second fool suddenly called out and got up from the bed.
Kong Zhishu turned his head to look, only to find that Su Wanniang had already walked into the courtyard.
"Huh?" Su Wanniang looked at the door and said with a smile, "I'll just say Kong Zhishu, you have a knife mouth and a tofu heart!" said that disgusting the second fool would dirty your bed, but he still carried people to the bed! ”
Kong Zhishu felt so angry that he felt distressed, he glared at Su Wanniang, word by word, sentence by sentence, and said, "Who do you say has a knife mouth and a tofu heart?" It was this fool who climbed up while I wasn't there! ”
Su Wanniang noticed Kong Zhishu's expression of wanting to kill, it seems that she really made a beautiful misunderstanding, Kong Zhishu, a good-faced and scumbag, should not pity a fool who makes him deeply evil.
Su Wanniang thought that if Kong Zhishu had a beard now, he would probably be able to describe it with an angry beard blowing and staring.
Stuffed the tea bowl directly into the hands of the second fool, Kong Zhishu turned his back angrily and didn't want to look at the second fool more.
Su Wanniang looked at Kong Zhishu with an embarrassed face, moved her little flower steps closer to Kong Zhishu little by little, then reached out and gently poked Kong Zhishu's arm with her index finger, and asked, "Can I interview you?" Why do you hate two fools so much? ”
"Why are you so nice to a fool?"
Su Wanniang raised her forehead, "Kong Zhishu, I said can you not use a rhetorical question as an answer?" How? Want to fight? ”
Such an answer in the form of rhetorical questions one after another, with Kong Zhishu's expression, dragged like two hundred and five, which really looked like a provocation.
Kong Zhishu sneered, snorted again, and then continued to speak in a normal tone, "Since you saw this second fool, you smiled like a flower, cared and pleasant, and let others touch you, are you still a woman?" ”