9, eight hundred miles

"It's simple, isn't it an earth dragon? I'll take care of that. Wu Biao said with a smile.

Uncle Liao was a little surprised and said, "Officer Wu, do you still know how to capture the Earth Dragon?" ”

"Isn't the earth dragon an earthworm, the world's largest earthworm is about two meters long, although this thing looks disgusting, but in fact it is harmless, I have confidence ......"

"When I say earth dragon, I mean an unknown kind of reptile, similar to a snake, the world's largest earth dragon has been found to be more than 70 meters long, weighs five tons, and its strength has wrenched an armored tank made in the former Soviet Union, which is completely different from earthworms." Uncle Liao said.

Wu Biao was a little embarrassed, and after a long while, he barely squeezed out a smile and said, "Master Liao, let's not joke about this matter, if there is really such a huge creature hidden underground?" Can it still be perceived? ”

"Otherwise, what about the earth dragon, the mud under our feet is not a simple world, there may be all kinds of strange life in it, just like the sea, everyone knows that there must be giant monsters living in it, but how many can you really see?"

"If there really is such a creature, I don't want to make trouble for myself." Wu Biao is a smart person.

Uncle Liao said: "Don't worry, although the earth dragon is huge, as long as it is properly guided, it will not cause harm to humans, just like the so-called dragon incident in Yingkou back then, it is actually a kind of earth dragon, because of some special reasons, it came to the ground space, but then re-entered the underground, but the world didn't know, and thought it was collected by the sky." A shocking secret was told by Uncle Liao in a relaxed tone.

"Okay, it's me who is lonely and unheard, does Master Liao have the means to deal with the earth dragon?" Wu Biao asked respectfully.

"The earth dragon doesn't need to be dealt with, but needs guidance, so it depends on our luck, if it's a corolla dragon, it's your luck, if it's a town dragon, then we'll be in big trouble."

"Oh, what's the difference between the two dragons?" Wu Biao asked.

"To put it bluntly, the former is herbivorous, and the latter is carnivorous, so there is a risk in the Earth Pilot, you have to block the surrounding area, in case of an accident, you can't hurt innocent people."

Wu Biao was really bold, and ordinary people gave up the action when they heard this, but he actually agreed to cooperate with Uncle Liao's action, and reported to the bureau, and after obtaining consent, he began to implement peripheral security preparations, leaving only us and two drivers operating the excavator at the scene.

Uncle Liao prepared two completely different items, a pile of fruit wrapped in banana leaves, and a pile of two washed pork.

He used a compass to set his position, inserted a bamboo stick into a dirt slope and said to the driver, "Master, please dig down from here." ”

With the roar of the machine, a bucket of loess was dug out and piled on both sides, and a few hours later, a pit more than ten meters deep was dug out, and then a pungent smell of water filled the air.

Uncle Liao hurriedly said to the driver: "It's done, so far, you two will exit first." ”

The two drove the excavator out of the tunnel, and a moment later a stream of dark red muddy water rose rapidly, quickly crossing half the height of the pit.

I said, "No wonder this foundation can't be laid, there is a source of underground water here." ”

Uncle Liao said: "The sea eye is the passage through which the sea water flows into the inland through the underground tunnel, so it must be suppressed, otherwise it will inevitably cause misery." ”

"But why is there an earth dragon around the sea eye?"

"I want to know this, that's a person with great powers, skewers, don't look down on Uncle Liao." He laughed.

A string of blisters rose in the big pit, and then the water level sank rapidly, and after completely retreating, I saw a big hole in the mud pit of silt, which was black and unfathomable, faintly revealing the sound of water flowing, and then quietly drilled out a huge green cow's head.

The bull's head was at least twice as large as a normal bull's head, and its horns were wide and thick, and although its fur was covered with muddy water, its head shimmered a strange dark blue in the sunlight, and then the bull looked up at me, and let out a low cow moo, which made water droplets.

I was amazed, but not afraid, because what appeared in the puddle was a green cow, if not abnormal, that is, its head was bigger.

Uncle Liao's expression seemed to be relieved and said, "Fortunately, he is an eight-hundred-mile pride." ”

I misheard the word, and thought it was "an eight-hundred-mile-long Jiaolong", and was shocked and said: "An eight-hundred-mile-long Jiaolong? That's terrible, you have to hit it with missiles, right? ”

"You heard me wrong, it's pride, not the dragon." Uncle Liao said with a smile.

I said, "Uncle, the monster is called Eight Hundred Miles?" What the hell is it, I think it's a big cow. ”

Uncle Liao nodded and said, "What you said is right, Eight Hundred Miles is a cow." ”

"What? What is the connection between cows and earth dragons? "I almost hit my jaw on the ground.

Uncle Liao said: "Xin Qiji has a poem "Breaking the Array", two of which are sentences: 800 miles under the command, 50 strings turn over the outside sound. The eight hundred li in the first sentence is another name for the cow, which comes from Jin Wang Kai, because he has a good cow named eight hundred lijiao. ”

"But the earth dragon, the earth dragon, can it be called a dragon when it grows like this?" I said.

"Earth dragon is just a general term for a creature, it can have a variety of forms, the same is true of the cow, it is called the cow in the field, it is called the sky in the mountains, it is eight hundred miles proud to be born in the ground, Wang Kailiang is different in that it can pray for rain and water, so the cow that exists in the eye of the ancient sea is called eight hundred miles of pride, because it can lead water to come, and it can also drive water away."

After that, Uncle Liao patted me on the shoulder and said, "We are very lucky that we met a corolla dragon, otherwise it would have been a lot of trouble." With that, he placed the fruit plant on the edge of the tunnel, and the bull raised its head, and its wet nostrils twitched a few times, and then let out a low moo, and crawled out of the dirt.

I saw that its majestic body is about two meters tall, it looks no smaller than an adult rhinoceros, but it has a gentle temperament, and after eating, it walked around us leisurely, and fell to the ground on its knees, perhaps because of the growth in the water, its tail is not like a ground bull constantly swinging, but honestly attached to the crotch.

Uncle Liao swiped the banana leaf across Babailijiao's forehead, it seemed to be very comfortable, and soon fell asleep with his eyes closed.

When Wu Biao entered the scene again and was startled when he saw such a huge cow, Uncle Liao waved his hand again and again to signal him not to make a sound, and then pulled us aside and said: "If it doesn't rain tomorrow, you can dig the foundation in the morning, if you see the stone turtle underground, don't touch it, find a way to integrate it into the foundation, and the feng shui here will be extremely prosperous in the future." ”

"What about this cow?"

This cow puts it into the mountain with the word "dragon", which can ensure that the qi in the mountain is smooth and the products are abundant, but do not let the cow be hurt at all, otherwise you will lose your luck. Uncle Liao said.

"Understood, don't worry."

Wu Biao did complete these things according to his master's instructions, and then his official fortune prospered, and he was promoted all the way to the provincial and departmental level cadres, of course, this is not to be mentioned later.

After doing this, Uncle Liao asked me, "Skewers, do you want to continue to go back to work, or follow me to shave people's heads and haircuts?" ”

"Of course it's with you, what if you are the general manager in that kind of factory? Nothing more than high wages. ”

"Okay, if you figure it out, you can go back and make it clear to your family, although I don't have much ability, but it is not a problem to teach you a certain life."

I went home happily and told my family about Uncle Liao's proposal, perhaps because my family had a reflection after learning of Uncle Liao's "death", so this time they didn't object, and my father just warned me: "No matter what, you must do it yourself." ”

I told Uncle Liao the news as soon as possible, and he smiled happily, but didn't say anything.

Later, I also asked Uncle Liao, what kind of school is the skill of the shaver of the "fishy way"? Because there can't be a sect called "Fishy Head Shaver", there should be a source for the skills in this industry.

Uncle Liao said: "I have to find a source for this line to say that witchcraft is also OK, and it is okay to say that it is okay, my grandfather said that there is a Tao in the world called Lingbao Dao, which is basically the same as the innate Dao, which is all without a door and no school, and pays attention to Qing Xiu Wu Wei, a Taoist based on natural spiritual roots, but most of the innate Dao is based on cultivating longevity, while Lingbao Dao specializes in magical spells in the world. ”

Remarks: The earth dragon has been said in ancient times, the world's famous mountains and rivers have many dark river water veins, which is also the origin of mountain springs, waterfalls, rivers and lakes, this kind of water veins are generally through thousands of years, is the ancient water vein, and most of the ancient water veins have strange creatures, for example, Kunlun Mountain has found giant albino giant eel, giant turtle and other magical creatures. And these creatures have a variety of names, some say the town beast, some say the spring spirit, and some say the earth dragon.

This is the case with the so-called Earth Dragon.