154, people who behave eccentrically (I)
It's really fucking scary, and it's scary, I feel like I'm scared stupid, for the first time in my life I feel the feeling of being scared like a chicken, Rocky is a little more daring than me and says, "What the fuck is this, how do you lie in the plank?" ”
"Ghost body" can sense the existence of rats, five years after this incident, I went to an old house to exorcise evil spirits, I don't know what evil is born in the house, but from the dirty and damp house but no rats inferred that there should be a "ghost body" in this house, and then sure enough, in the cabinet full of stagnant water and the wooden boards are soaked and rotten, I found ......
This is an extremely terrible feminine thing, I really didn't expect such a thing to get into the house.
However, the most terrible thing is that the "ghost body" does not come out, it just lies motionless in the gap, the snow-white eyes without eyes staring at us motionlessly, and suddenly I hear a terrible scream of the mouse, and then there is a "crunch, crunch" that makes people's teeth soft and the scalp numb.
Just when I was nervous and didn't know what to do, I saw the figure at the entrance of the corridor swaying, and the little old man appeared quietly like a ghost.
This seemingly abnormal little old man's behavior is also very abnormal, he has no fear of the "ghost body" that appears in the building, but looks at the "ghost body" on the ceiling with a smile, just like looking at a pet, how weird and weird the expression is.
It seems that the old man does have a big problem, nine times out of ten it is "a soul lamp", thinking of this, I reached into the cloth pocket and grabbed a handful of imperial washing salt, if the ghost body dares to come down, I want it to look good on the spot.
With a grim smile on his face, the old man took out a bamboo pole from behind him, and four or five dead rats hung from one end of the bamboo pole, and the old man lifted the bamboo pole and sent it to the ceiling.
The grimace swished and disappeared, and when the bamboo pole poked into the gap, shook it for a moment, and then pulled it back, the pile of rats was gone.
It seems to be a very ordinary action, without any chickens flying and dogs jumping, and there is not even a trace of sound quietly.
But I could see that my head was covered with cold sweat, and even my legs were weak.
This old man is actually a ghost keeper, a life even more terrifying than a "ghost body".
I saw the old man poke the bamboo pole into the ground, and said to me proudly: "This building is my palace, what you are afraid of is my family in my eyes, in fact, there is nothing to be afraid of, I have seen a lot with my own eyes, but none of them are harmful, why drive them away?" ”
I was stunned for a moment when I asked the old man, and was thinking about how to answer his question, only to hear a clear sound of chewing bones from the floor, where do I dare to be here, and hurriedly walked out of the ghostly corridor, and suddenly saw a woman in a dark cyan cheongsam hanging on the floor between the third and fourth floors.
Her head hung low in front of her chest, and her long, waterfall black hair fell down, obscuring her face tightly.
But on my chest, I could see a very clear piece of Tara's tongue on the chest.
This is a "hanged ghost", but also one of the ghosts I have been most afraid of since I was a child, this time I really don't dare to coil on the third floor, striding down a floor, before I went out, I saw a white fat tall, immature young man rushed towards me, because he was extremely fast, it was too late to dodge, I subconsciously blocked the front with my hand.
After a burst of cool air, I saw that the boy was gone.
Rocky dragged me out of the building, only to feel the temperature rise suddenly, and then look at the people around me, I finally stood on the sunny land again.
"You're thinking too much about exorcism and demon subjugation." Rocky lit two cigarettes and handed me one.
He's right, if you think about it, after I set foot on the "rivers and lakes", the only time I really had direct contact with ghosts was actually the "Yin Coffin".
At that time, Uncle Liao also "led" me to drive away the "mountain friends", with Uncle Liao's ability, he did this as if he was walking on thin ice and trembling, I was just a two-knife goods, and I actually dared to take on the work of exorcizing ghosts.
It was only on this that I realized that I had been a little lost because of the few successful things I had done before, and subconsciously regarded myself as a big awesome thing that could do everything, and when I really encountered the test, I realized that my "Taoism" was still too far away, and I didn't even have the courage to face them.
Thinking of this, I said to Rocky a little frustratedly: "Brother Luo, it turns out that I am really not bold, and I am not as bold as the old janitor." ”
Rocky whispered to me, "Didn't you notice that this old man took the ghost for his friend?" This is a man who only recognizes ghosts and not people. ”
Rocky said a word, my cold hair stood on end, and as soon as the words fell, I saw the old man walking out of the dark area with a smile, and said to us: "It's a coincidence that you came, today is Xiaobai's fifth birthday, and every time it is its birthday, I will catch a few rats for it to taboo, in fact, Xiaobai doesn't need me to do it, that is, a mind." When he said this, the old man's face was full of happiness, and he could see that his happiness was from the heart.
There must be something wrong with the old man's nerves, and Rocky smiled and asked the old man, "Old man, you have given it a birthday every year for the past five years, and have they come to celebrate your birthday when it comes to your birthday?" ”
"Yes, every time I celebrate my birthday at twelve o'clock in the morning, I light a lantern in the house, and they come out from all directions and gather around the table to congratulate me." The old man said with a smile.
Imagine a lone candle in the dark space, surrounded by terrifying ghosts around the table......
It makes people shudder to think about that scene, but the old man is full of happiness.
He was simply crazy, no matter who saw the ghost, he was so frightened that his soul was scattered, but this old man regarded the ghost as a friend and relative.
Which tendon did he get wrong?
Just when I was puzzled, Li Yanhong's phone call came in, he obviously drank a lot of wine, and said drunkly: "Dude, how is the matter?" ”
I told him what I thought about the whole thing, and told him that the old man was the "Soul Lamp", and that if I could find a way to get him away, the problem would be solved.
Li Yanhong said: "That's too simple, you wait for me to deal with this matter." ”
"Don't intimidate people, this old man is already very pitiful." I said.
"Boss, don't you underestimate people, why do I bully an old man?" Li Yanhong said inarticulately, I feel that I can smell alcohol through the phone.
After that, we stood on the side of the road where the building was located, and after more than 20 minutes, he got off the taxi, staggered to us, took out 20,000 yuan from his pocket and threw it at the old man's feet, and said: "Hello uncle, this is money, please don't do it after you accept it, thank you." "The appearance of dancing is dancing, and the ugliness is exhausted.
The old man didn't overreact, picked up two wades of money and said with a smile: "Thank you, young man, but there is a question you may not have figured out, I'm just a widowed old man, and my monthly salary is enough for me to eat and drink, you should keep the money for yourself, but I definitely won't leave, unless you buy the building, you are the boss, of course you can drive me away." The old man smiled slightly.
"Ma's Bi, Lao Tzu told you to get out, you have to get out immediately, otherwise I'll get ......" Without waiting for Li Yanhong's "drunk fart" exit, I hurriedly stepped forward and blocked his mouth, dragged Li Yanhong aside, and quickly admitted his mistake to the old man: "Old man, he drank too much, don't be like him." ”
Since the old man can "coexist peacefully" with ghosts, he is naturally not an ordinary person, he is 100% a powerful character, thinking of this, I dragged Li Yanhong to the side of the road, bought a bottle of chilled mineral water and poured it directly on his head, Li Yanhong took a deep breath and said: "Oh, my mother, alas, I am frozen to death." ”
As a result, I woke up a lot, and I pointed at his nose angrily and said, "Are you so good?" Is it bullish to bully an old man? ”
"I ...... What did I do? He pretended to be innocent.
"Don't be arrogant, you're not the only one who has been drunk." I said angrily.
Rocky stopped me and said, "Mr. Li, the skewers are worried that the old man will not leave, you can't take this building, and the young man has a rough temperament, don't be the same as him." ”
"I'm this kind of virtue, it's easy to get in touch with people when I drink a little wine, can you handle this, this old man?"
Rocky thought for a while and said, "I have a way to get him away, let's take the old man for a psychiatric examination, if it turns out that he does have mental problems, he will have to be sent to the brain hospital, which is also good for him, and you both win." ”
"That's a good idea, I'll contact the doctor." After that, he opened his handbag and was about to look for his mobile phone, but he let go of his hand unsteadily, only to hear a bang, and a crotch stockings that were obviously worn by people fell out of the bag, a vibrator, and a small oscillator, Li Yanhong was full of embarrassment and quickly picked it up and put it in the bag and said: "It's all a friend's thing, and I keep it." ”