29, a vulgar nun
This girl is wearing a waist-length denim skinny vest, a pair of skinny jeans underneath, and high-heeled sandals revealing ten toes smeared with rose-red nail polish.
I hesitated for a moment and asked something very inappropriate: "Are you trying to be vulgar?" ”
The beautiful and fashionable nun frowned and said, "Do you need a reason to get a haircut here?" ”
"Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm just ......" I was a little embarrassed and hurried to make excuses for myself.
"There's nothing to explain, as long as you can make my hair grow." She sat in a chair, her big watery eyes looking at me through the mirror without blinking.
This girl's facial features are indeed very beautiful, with fair skin, melon seed face, high and small nose bridge, cherry lipstick and playful under the nose, such a beautiful girl actually became a nun and received ordination? I really don't know what happened to her?
Beautiful women can always arouse men's curiosity, all kinds of curiosity, but I can't ask questions, so I can only pretend to be a superior, and after getting closer, I carefully looked at the ring scar on the top of the girl's head, quite scratching my head.
As long as the blood circulation at the scalp is stimulated, it will inevitably grow within ten days, but the nun's scalp has been burned to death by incense, and the reason for the growth of dead skin is the same as the resurrection of the dead, it is simply impossible.
I was about to open my mouth to refuse, but when I thought about it, if the magical spells left by my ancestors had all been played with common sense, how could I talk about the word magic, there must be no ability, which is the root of thaumaturgy.
She said, "Master, you can really make my hair grow again, right?" I don't want to waste my time. ”
"I did my best, because your skin is damaged, and there are some hair growth techniques that can't be used directly." After that, I will follow the steps of "opening a bald head" and use a marrow suction knife to shave the sun, the middle of the person, and the three points of bamboo.
When I arrived at the acupoint in the middle of the person, my heart moved slightly, because as long as I moved up for half a minute, it was the mouth of the mouth, if the yin hair of the mouth and the hole was broken, the result was that the woman's mouth and tongue contained spring, and the whole body was stimulated a little, and the beauty would become my prey if the "anti-pressure" ability was slightly poor.
Thinking of this, I hesitated for a moment, after all, I am a beauty, and I am a strong guy, if I can kiss Fangze, of course it is a very tempting thing.
The hand holding the needle was trembling, and then the beauty closed her eyes again, which made me think even more, and her body also changed secretly.
The fire of lust is enough to make people make irreparable mistakes, not to mention that the barber is a hunter compared to the "tortured", she has no ability to resist under my hands at all, I can't bear it anymore, the razor is about to scrape down, suddenly I feel a dark force in the back of my head, and I suddenly stiffen my hands and feet, unable to move a bit.
Uncle Liao took the marrow suction knife from my hand and said with a pun: "Fortunately, I came back in time." Then he let go of his hand and said to me, "Go out, I'll come here." I just felt ashamed and walked out of the house with a red face.
After a long time, the beauty finally came out of the house, she was still wearing sunglasses and a sun hat, and she didn't know if Uncle Liao had solved her problem.
Uncle Liao then came forward and said expressionlessly: "Skewers, come here, I have something to say." ”
My heart was pounding, and I followed Uncle Liao into the house, and after closing the door, he said, "Do you know what you did wrong?" ”
"I, I...... I shouldn't be distracted. "My voice is as subtle as a mosquito humming.
"You're wrong, you're not born with a non-distracted heart, but a demon, this is a trouble that people who practice the law will encounter, the ability of magic is far beyond the ability of ordinary people, just like a person who only has the right but is not subject to checks and balances, his mentality will change, skewers, do you want to be a demon?"
Hearing this, I broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Uncle Liao, I know it's wrong, I definitely won't fall." ”
Uncle Liao sighed and said: "Ability is the key to releasing desire, strong ability without self-control, you will inevitably become a demon, remember Aunt Ma?" The reason why she went into the evil path is precisely because of her ability to become stronger, if you have such a day in the future, Uncle Liao will definitely not be merciful, do you understand? ”
"Uncle, I'm sure I won't let you down."
As soon as the words fell, I heard the door of the private room "boom", and after opening it, the "beautiful nun" stood at the door with a panicked face and said: "Two masters, please help me, they, they want to arrest me back." ”
I just heard a loud Buddha horn at the door, and I stretched out my head to look out, only to see a middle-aged monk in a yellow monk's robe standing outside the door with four young monks with their hands folded.
Uncle Liao said: "Don't panic, briefly tell me what's going on?" ”
"They want to get me back, but I don't want to go back." The beautiful nun said with a frightened face.
Uncle Liao said to me, "You go out first to find out what is going on." ”
I couldn't wait to show myself in front of beautiful women, not to mention that I was facing five monks, so I walked to the door and pretended to say, "Why did a few masters come?" ”
The middle-aged monk shouted to the Buddha: "The poor monk is called Wuchen, and the mansion of Panhuan is just to find a way, if he is still there, please persuade the donor to come out and go back with me, the poor monk is inexhaustible." ”
He didn't even say whether the person was a man or a woman, but asked for someone directly, explaining that he must have seen a beautiful nun enter the store, and I said: "Master, you are a monk, how can you contain a nun in the temple, where does this start?" ”
He hesitated for a moment and said: "The poor monk is entrusted by Master Lotus Heart of Qingshui Nunnery, please return this disciple, and please forgive me." ”
This is becoming more and more untrue, the nun actually asked the monk to come out and arrest people, what is this called? I vaguely felt that there might be something wrong with these five monks, and that they were fake monks who cheated people out of money and lewd women in the name of becoming monks. ”
The monk, who had been lowering his eyebrows, looked up at me and said, "The donor's words are wrong, how can the Buddha come and go, I ...... it."
"You really don't understand, this sentence means that idle people inside and outside the Buddha hall are not allowed to enter and exit at will, don't change your concept."
"Amitabha, since this is the case, don't blame the poor monk for being unreasonable, Sha Yuan, take your junior disciples to bring Jingxian out."
The four young monks came up and were about to make a move, but I stopped at the door in a hurry and said, "You monks dare to force your way into the house, I ......."
The four of them didn't reason with me, two of them pushed me to the door, and the other two were about to break in, when Rocky suddenly appeared, he stopped in front of the two with a smile and said, "Nian is sparse, (nuns are afraid) all nursery packers (how many of you are going to do this)?" ”
The four monks stopped, and the middle-aged monk looked at Rocky with surprise on his face and said, "The donor is ......."
"I came down from Dongputou (stealing the door), the little girl is not too old to stand a few fright, I think you might as well retreat first, and I will do her ideological work and persuade her to go back."
"If you really came down from Dongputou, why do you want to block the way?" The monk finally stopped pretending and brought a Jianghu tone.
"This is my plate, don't you want to come hard?" Rocky still smiled, his face unchanged.
"But there's my people in there."
"I understand the rules of the rivers and lakes, it's not that you have to hold the basket (block the horizon), but you can't break in, how about I persuade her to send it to you?" Lodge Road.
The yellow-robed monk hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll just wait here." ”
"What do you say, let's call the police?" I said when I entered the house.
"It's not as simple as you think, they are monks, even if Wu Biao comes, there is nothing they can do."
"But these monks are obviously fake."
"You're wrong, these monks are really not fake, they are monks who repair temples, although they are not monks from famous temples and ancient temples, but they do open temples to worship Bodhisattvas, although they collect money in this way, but they also repair their golden bodies and offer incense, you can't catch them."
"Let's just hand them over?"
Rocky pushed open the door of the house, only to see the beautiful nun pear blossom with rain, and Uncle Liao frowned,
"Little girl, speaking of which, you are already a person who has entered the empty door, why do these monks want to arrest you back." Lodge asked very directly.
"He, he forced me to marry him."
"Who?"
"Hayzen." The nun wiped a handful of tears and said.
Uncle Liao added: "It is the host of Qingtian Temple. ”
I was secretly surprised, because Qingtian Temple is the largest temple in Lingquan City, and it is said that the temple enshrines a statue of Maitreya Buddha who can turn his eyes, and since then he is famous for his incense, and Haisen is a well-known local monk.
Such a monk actually wants to marry a wife?