"Yo, little brother, it's enough, I'm ready to have a child at a young age?"

Before I could react, the driver in the front row had an ambiguous smile on his face.

"Kid? What child? ”

As soon as I heard this, Xia Xiaoyi and I couldn't help but be stunned at the same time, and subconsciously looked at the driver's eldest brother. The heart said, what does this have to do with the child?

Wait, why do I look at this driver's eldest brother, the more I think he is very obscene?

Child......

I'll it! After thinking carefully about the conversation just now, it dawned on me. Not to mention, as far as the conversation between me and Xia Xiaoyi just now, it's really easy to make people think crookedly.

Do you still do things at night? I've already figured out the time......

This kind of conversation, falling in the ears of others, isn't it just the rhythm of calculating the ovulation period and preparing to have a child?

"Haha......"

Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing, and at the same time glanced at Xia Xiaoyi with "bad intentions".

"Huh?"

At this time, Xia Xiaoyi was still in the clouds, mountains and fogs, and when she saw me laughing, her eyes couldn't help but become more and more suspicious: "What are you laughing at?" ”

"Uh, it's nothing, I suddenly remembered a joke......"

I didn't want to "die young", and how could I dare to tell her the truth at this time, so I had to quickly wave my hand and say vaguely.

"Oh......"

The general nodded suspiciously, Xia Xiaoyi did not continue to ask, but directly lay on her back on the seat and began to close her eyes and recuperate.

After all, she is a daughter, and she has just experienced a big war, and her body is still a little unbearable.

She began to recuperate, and I began to recuperate, and secretly looked at her through the afterglow, this figure, tsk...... Looking at the side of the ridge as a peak, in a dialect of my hometown, it is simply that: Ba Shi is miserable!

If anyone can marry her back as a wife, it will be a lifetime of yin virtue...... That's it, it's a little worse, and after marrying home, you have to discipline it well......

Happy times always pass very quickly, I just stared at Xia Xiaoyi and looked at it carefully, the driver had slowly parked the car on the side of the road, turned around and smiled at me: "Brother, you have arrived." ”

So fast?

I subconsciously glanced out the window, no, this is not a school at all, but more like a wholesale market.

"Get out of the car!"

Before I could ask the doubts in my heart, Xia Xiaoyi had already taken the lead in pushing open the car door and walked straight down.

"Oh......"

Hearing her say this, I quickly paid the fare and followed her into the market.

"Hey, isn't this the thrift market on Shixi Road?"

Walking into the market, I recognized the direction, and I couldn't help but ask with a puzzled face, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Buy!"

Xia Xiaoyi's answer was as simple and concise as ever. As soon as the words fell, she walked straight to a small stall on the side of the road: "Boss, is there cinnabar?" ”

"Yes, five dollars a tael, how much do you want?"

The boss was a slightly sloppy old man, with a small goatee, who was holding a boxed lunch in his hand at this time, and he didn't raise his head, and he didn't care about it.

"Fifty yuan and one tael, I want half a catty!"

Fifty dollars a tael?

Hey, you're a loser, do you have such a bargain? People have said, as long as five dollars a tael, you give someone fifty yuan?

This Nima, the cub sells Yetian, and all the money spent for a while is mine, but you don't feel distressed at all.

"Huh?"

As soon as he heard this, the boss put down the lunch box in his hand, glanced at Xia Xiaoyi in surprise, and said with a smile: "Yo, it turns out that you are still an expert...... Disrespectful ......"

After rummaging in a large cardboard box behind him for a while, the old man carefully took out an iron box and handed it directly to Xia Xiaoyi: "Authentic Chenzhou cinnabar, red, delicate, and fragrant enough......"

Xia Xiaoyi took a look and twisted her fingers a few more times, then nodded with satisfaction, and looked at me directly: "Give money!" ”

“……”

After shopping around the thrift market, Xia Xiaoyi bought yellow table paper, black dog blood, saltpeter and other things! Then he was satisfied with taking me out of the thrift market, when I came or by car, but when we went back, we chose to walk, not because of any leisure and elegance, but because I had no money on me.

I bought some messy things, and it cost me more than a thousand dollars! The most pitiful thing is the black dog's blood, just for the sake of a small half bowl of blood, the price of the whole dog is actually calculated on our heads!

Alas, for the next few days, I guess I'll only have to eat instant noodles every day......

Back in the burrow, Xia Xiaoyi began to mix these things non-stop, and she was ready to draw talismans. And because I don't know anything, I don't even have the qualifications to help her.

Of course, I was not idle, while she was mixing ink, I quickly fried two dishes with an induction cooker. Before I knew it, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, and Xia Xiaoyi and I were all still hungry.

Originally, I planned to invite her out for a good meal when I came back, but now that the money has been spent, I can only do it myself and have enough food and clothing.

Reluctantly dealt with it, Xia Xiaoyi didn't delay any longer, then burned incense and cleaned her hands, just waiting for the unitary time to come, and quickly picked up the pen and began to brew.

There are many taboos about drawing symbols, but the first thing is to choose the right time. Generally speaking, the day of the Dragon Boat Festival is the best auspicious day for drawing talismans and making talisman water. It is also best to choose the time of day in the sub-hour or the time of the day, because this time is the time when the yang and yin are long, and the time when the yin and yang are handed over, the aura is the heaviest, followed by noon, mao, and unitary.

And we are now in a hurry to eliminate the "ghost mother ferocious", so naturally it is impossible to wait until next year's Dragon Boat Festival, and it is too late to wait for the time or the time. I had to settle for the next best thing, and chose the time to draw the symbols in the unitary time, that is, from 5 pm to 7 pm.

In addition to time, the writing method of the talisman is also very important, as the so-called "drawing talismans do not know the trick, but provoke ghosts and gods to laugh; If you know how to draw a talisman, you will be shocked by the ghosts and gods. ”

This sentence mainly emphasizes two points, one is to be sincere when drawing talismans, the talisman, yin and yang are also in line with it, only the most sincere people in the world can use it, sincerity is not to, naturally not effective. The second is to emphasize the need for luck when drawing talismans, and to do it in one go, when drawing talismans, release the essence of the pen end, so that the essence of the practitioner can be attached to the talisman!

After brewing for nearly five minutes, all of a sudden, I saw Xia Xiaoyi move!

Wielding a pen like a knife, that action is simply smooth, I didn't expect that this Xia Xiaoyi actually wrote a good hand! This hand alone is probably enough to make some self-proclaimed calligraphers blush.

Seeing that she drew so handily, I subconsciously thought that this talisman seal must be successful, but after putting down the pen, Xia Xiaoyi couldn't help frowning tightly, and then slapped the table: "Bastard!" How dare you lie to me! ”

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

As soon as I heard this, I was startled and hurried over.

"It's not black dog blood at all! If there is not enough yang fire inside, the power of the talisman seal will be greatly reduced! ”

Xia Xiaoyi had a blue face, fortunately she found out in time, otherwise, if you take these talismans and seals to fight the "ghost mother", then we are not fierce and lucky?

"Damn! These unscrupulous profiteers, I'm going to settle accounts with them! ”

When buying this black dog's blood before, Xia Xiaoyi repeatedly emphasized that it must be a real big black dog. For this reason, she even gave the boss an extra hundred yuan, but she didn't expect that in the end, she was still deceived!

It's not that we're careless, it's that these profiteers are too cunning! I actually smeared a layer of cinnabar in the bowl of blood, which deceived us, and after taking it back and blending it at this time, it suddenly appeared in its original form!

"It's too late!"

I was about to go out to ask the unscrupulous trader for an explanation, but Xia Xiaoyi stopped me and said with a gloomy face: "In more than an hour, the unitary hour will pass!" ”

"Huh? So what to do? ”

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but be a little discouraged, if I couldn't draw the talisman seal at the unitary time, wouldn't we have to fight the "ghost mother" shirtless tonight?

Thinking about the horror of the "ghost mother's fierceness", my heart is stunned, if there is an old Zhang Tou, then it is okay to say, but now......

"It's not without ...... this way."

After a long period of silence, Xia Xiaoyi couldn't help but look at me all of a sudden, and said with a look of ill will: "However, this may make you bleed......"

"Still bleeding? I'm really out of money......"

I subconsciously shook my head and said with an embarrassed expression. My living expenses for this month are only a little more than 1,000 in total, and I have already spent nothing in the thrift market......

"Hey...... Don't want money......"

As soon as the words fell, Xia Xiaoyi suddenly smiled slyly at me and dragged me over. With a slight force in my hand, the wound on my middle finger that had just formed a bloody flail suddenly cracked again, and a stream of blood flowed down my middle finger into the bowl!

"it!"

It turns out that TM is really going to bleed!

After making trouble for a long time, dare she beat me "Tong Zimei" idea?

At this time, I really wanted to cry without tears. I should have thought that she must have done it on purpose......