Chapter 1006: Eavesdropping (3 chapters)
"Sixth brother, what are you doing lying on the door panel?"
An inspecting security guard saw Li Xiaoliu lying on the door panel of Wu's wedding room, and immediately asked suspiciously.
"Shh
Li Xiaoliu made a silent gesture towards him, and then hooked his hand to signal him to hurry over.
When the security guard saw Li Xiaoliu like this, he immediately understood what he wanted to do, so he also leaned over with a bad expression and put his ear on the door panel.
But the security guard listened for a long, long time, and didn't hear a single sound.
On the contrary, Li Xiaoliu showed a relishing expression, as if he was intoxicated.
"Sixth brother, can you hear me?" the security guard looked puzzled.
"No!"
Li Xiaoliu shook his head and replied.
"What are you doing when you don't hear you look like you're looking at with relish?" the security brother asked.
"Hehe, what are you doing, you don't look like an old driver!"
Li Xiaoliu glanced at the security brothers, and said angrily: "I've heard that I have read countless films, can I be **** in my heart?" Even if the important parts are marked with mosaics, I can use my brain to make up for the missing parts. ”
"Gao! Sixth Brother is Gao!" The security brother gave Li Xiaoliu a thumbs up, and after a smile of praise, he asked with a full face, "Then what should I do if there is no sound?"
"Idiot!" Li Xiaoliu glanced at the security brothers, and said angrily: "If you can't hear it, you won't fantasize? Anyway, when it snaps, it's the gasping sound of men and women, at most, it adds a little rhythm to it!"
Security Brother: "......"
He looked at Li Xiaoliu with a surprised gaze, as if to say, 'Is this okay?'
"It's amazing my sixth brother, those two sisters-in-law serve Angkor together, how do you interpret the voice, and how can you be accurate to which person is currently serving Angkor?"
Brother Security is like a primary school student who has just entered school, looking at Li Xiaoliu, the teacher, with an extremely confused expression.
"Automatic switching, fantasizing in order, and occasionally a large harmony, can it be wrong?" Li Xiaoliu knocked the security brother on the head, and taught him a lesson angrily.
The security brother nodded suddenly, and then according to Li Xiaoliu's method, he lay on the door panel and quietly listened to the movement inside, and soon a beautiful smile appeared on his face.
......
"Whew-"
Wu Di in the private room didn't do anything, he was lying on the big bed on all fours, his eyes closed tightly and he was panting and breathing.
That's right, he drank many, many drinks, and at the moment he was completely drunk.
Like many grooms who are drunk on their wedding night, they are completely unable to perform a good night worth a thousand dollars.
Of course, before I got married in this era, I had already tasted the taste of a good night.
"This bastard, who drank so much and fell asleep with his eyes closed, really has no respect for women at all. ”
Jiang Churou lay on the right side of Wu Di, pinched his chest with his hand, and muttered complainingly.
She could only lead the topic to Wu Di, otherwise this guy would be drunk, and only she and Su Qingmei would be left in the whole room.
Jiang Churou was most afraid of facing Su Qingmei, even if she said that she didn't care in front of Wu Di, Jiang Churou was still weak-hearted!
It's like a thief stealing something from a neighbor's house, and the neighbor doesn't care too much about saying a few words after he finds out.
In the future, when the thief is alone with the neighbors, there will inevitably be a kind of emptiness in his heart, wondering whether the other party will be on guard against stealing things, or if his inadvertent actions fall into their eyes, which is the beginning of a misdelict behavior.
"Okay, Rourou, Wu Di has drunk like this, you can let him sleep sweetly. ”
Su Qingmei took Jiang Churou's hand away from Wu Di's chest, and said in a light tone: "Now that marriage is all wine, it is already good to be able to walk back to the private room by yourself like Wu Di." There are also many people who need to be carried back by others to know where their beds are. ”
"Hey...... Or Su Da Beauty, you are gentle and virtuous, Wu Di, a pig can marry you, it is his last life...... No, it's a blessing from eight generations of ancestors. Jiang Churou responded with an embarrassed smile.
Su Qing's eyebrows were without Gu Bo, and he smiled lightly, "Hehe, it should be said that it is a blessing for him to marry Chu Rou's sister you!"
"Su Da Beauty, you are making fun of me again!" Jiang Churou has always been praised by Su Qingmei and was very embarrassed, her face was blushing and blushing, and she looked like a little apple.
After a long while, she looked at Su Qingmei with a shy and guilty gaze, "That...... That one...... I provoked Wu Di, will you make me angry?"
"No, it won't. Su Qingmei still responded without waves.
"Really?" Jiang Churou asked curiously.
Su Qingmei nodded, and responded in a heavy tone: "Really, although I was a little angry at the beginning when I knew that you liked Wu Di, after all, we are good sisters, and you have the idea of beating my man, I have a normal reaction with a trace of displeasure in my heart." ”
"Then why aren't you angry now?"
Jiang Churou's eyes were purring, and she asked out loud in confusion: "Is it because I was forced by my parents to marry the Zhao family, and Wu Di wants to save me." Kind, you don't want to see me marry a pig, and then you won't be angry with me, and you agree with Wu Di to marry me?"
"No!" Su smiled lightly.
"What's that?" Jiang Churou's big eyes were filled with doubt.
"Because you are my good sister and best friend!"
Su Qingmei stretched out his hand and pinched Jiang Churou's cheek, and said with a smile: "What's more, Wu Di is a big carrot, even if you don't possess him, there are other women who share his love with me, so I'd rather be cheaper than other women, and I might as well be cheap for my best friend." ”
"It's still the best beauty of Su Da!" Jiang Churou said gratefully, "Don't worry, when you have a baby with Wu Di in the future, I will help you take care of the baby full-time!"
Su Qingmei heard Jiang Churou say this, and her cheeks couldn't help but turn red.
She rolled her eyes at Jiang Churou, and pretended to be angry and said, "I won't give birth to her, since you feel so sorry for me, then you give birth to him." I will definitely treat your child as if it were my own. ”
"No, no, no......"
When Jiang Churou heard Wu Di say this, she hurriedly waved her hand and shook her head: "I heard that giving birth to a child will be out of shape, so I don't want to pay so much for this pig!"
"Hey...... Duplicity, obviously I really want to be a mother, otherwise why would I marry?" Su smiled evilly and quipped.
"Su Da Beauty, you are ...... bad" Jiang Churou blushed.
After such a fuss, the atmosphere of the second daughter was not as awkward as before.
"Don't push it, one for each person!"
At this time, the drunk Wu Di suddenly opened his eyes, hugged a delicate body left and right, and pulled him to the ground suddenly.
"Ahh
"Ahh
Su Qingmei and Jiang Churou screamed, and the person fell on the bed.