Ye Fan: The phoenix wedding heaven and earth are tilted, and the gods are desperate to go (above
"Xuankun Strange History" Yefan Series 2, Xuanfeng's big wedding is tilted, and the gods are desperate to do it (above) {Upper and Wild Fan Series 1: The Great Longitudinal Competition Regrets Jiukun, Xuanzun Out of the Sheath and Ten Thousand Souls (Upper, Lower)}:
Xuanfeng's wedding heaven and earth, the gods are desperate (above)
The news of the marriage of Luo Xuan, the lord of the Great Vertical Heavenly State, and Nie Xiaofeng, a descendant of Yuan Cong, was spread by hundreds of millions of wedding cards throughout the nine realms and the universe.
It was night, the fetal god Huage, the happy god Qianqing, the god Gu Mingjun, the dark and the sky, together with the Kunren realm's Shushu Qianyou sat around the round table of the Jinfeng Chaohuang Palace, all of them looked solemn, frowning, and everyone was placed in front of a bright red Tianzhou wedding card that could pierce people's eyes.
"When is the auspicious time to worship the hall?" Gu Mingjun took the lead in speaking, breaking the scorching silence of the hall.
"Unitary time. A finger on the side of the wedding card was thoughtfully tapped on the side of the wedding post: "If we want to do it, we only have less than five hours to prepare." “
"Duke Xi's request to suppress the imperial performance of the Great Zong Tianzhou was also rejected by the emperor, without the permission of the emperor, it is a violation of the law of Guangqing to carry out without authorization, hundreds of thousands of people in Kunren Realm, once convicted, they can be sat together, Xi Gong is so worried that he can't think about tea and dinner this day, and please ask all the young gods and gods to help Kunren Realm and rescue the seal master!"
The fetal god hurriedly got up and helped Qianyou up, and said in a rough voice: "Don't cry! Isn't Kunren Realm just a lot of people who are afraid of being affected! I have a war with him in the Great Zong Tianzhou! There are few people in my palace, just me and Brother Yanjun! The emperor wants to be punished and killed, and the gods have two heads!"
Qian Qing wanted to stretch out his feet to tease the strange sky, but he sat far away, and there was a gap between the position of the king, Qian Qing had to pout and say, "Brother Kuang, you sit here." “
Kuang Yitian appeared between Gu Mingjun and Qian Qing in a blink of an eye, sat down next to her, leaned over, and saw the posture of being close to her face, Qian Qing's heart was crisp, and she lowered her head shyly, and suddenly felt that there was nothing behind her, Kuang Yitian had already carried her meteor diamond small schoolbag, took out Qian Qing's cherished land Wanda card, and asked:
"Qing'er, has the validity of your Wanda Pass to go to the three islands of Zeusa expired?"
Qian Qing was stunned by the question, looked up and said, "Also... Not yet. Kuang Yitian nodded with satisfaction, got up and returned to the center of the hall, threw out the Wuji Diagram from his sleeve and hung down, and said to everyone:
"There are more than 30 million students in Wanzhou, and only Qing'er's Wanda Pass can enter the three islands of the universe, which was annexed by the land of the world last year and became one of the training grounds of the students. Now, the entire interstellar highway is controlled by Luo Xuan, and before the fall semester starts, none of us will be able to go to the Ten Thousand Continents, but with this Wanda Card, we can at least enter the three islands of the Celestial Nightmare first, and then transfer. ”
Everyone suddenly realized that last year, Qian Qing exposed Mu Yinchuan's identity as a snow wolf fox, causing Qiankun Steel to make a big fuss about the land, and Qian Qing was also punished by the Golden Zhou Brain to clean up the feces of ten thousand beasts on the three islands of the Zhou Nightmare for a whole year. Legend has it that the three islands of the Celestial Nightmare are known for their coherent connection between the three giant death stars, and the planet is dark all year round, the climate is dangerous, and it is occupied by the most vicious and treacherous monsters in the universe. In order to train the students to resist the harsh war situation, last year the island group was requisitioned as a training place by Wan Zhoudi, but before it was put into use, more than half of the Wanzhou Realm workers who went to the three islands to clean up and rectify the work were killed and injured, so the official opening time has been delayed again and again, and the passage function of the place on the Wanda Pass of Zhong Zhousheng has not been opened for a long time.
Qian Qing as a special punishment student, at that time she was the only one Wanda Pass was opened in advance to enter the island qualifications, when she cried and cried carrying four toilets to clean the feces, as soon as she entered the three islands, she was covered with dense wreckage of the realm, the little girl threw away the toilet on the spot and jumped on the Wanda Pass and ran back, and refused to go back, and was tragically deducted 12 points from the Golden Universe Brain, and the total GPA dropped from A to C-, and it was to be rebuilt from the second level in the fall.
However, Qian Qingnai was sentenced to serve for a full year in early September last year, and now it is just the end of July, and there is still a month before the Wanda Pass expires!
Everyone became excited, with Qian Qing's Wanda card, Nie Xiaofeng could at least enter the three islands of the Celestial Nightmare to avoid the limelight, as long as he stayed up until the fall semester started, everything would be solved.
Gu Mingjun nodded again and again: "Now our top priority is how to deliver this Wanda card to Xiaofeng before tonight's visit." “
Qianyou said: "How do you send it? Dazong Tianzhou is usually heavily guarded, not to mention tomorrow, how can we get in?"
Kuang Yitian's five fingers moved, and a beam of light rose from his palm, pointing at Wuji Diagram like a baton: "So this operation requires Xigong's cooperation." Now that Luo Xuan and Xiaofeng's wedding has become a foregone conclusion, you have to persuade Duke Xi to go to the wedding and accept the newlyweds to meet and serve tea. ”
"What?! How is this possible? Xigong won't agree!"
Before he finished speaking, he was robbed by Hua Ge, and the god of the underworld paused, looked at her quietly, and the fetal god stared left and right, only to see that everyone was engrossed in waiting for the world to come down, and then he crossed his waist and said, "Oh", sat down and said: "You say, you say." ”
Kuang Yitian continued: "After Xigong drinks the new tea, according to the law, he will issue a red envelope to the two relatives, and we can hide the Wanda card and the creed in the red envelope sent to Xiaofeng, and after Xiaofeng is sent back to the new house, we will definitely check it, and we will follow the instructions on the creed." Now my only concern is whether Xiaofeng can survive until the day of school in a vicious place like the three islands of the Celestial Nightmare. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was silent, although Nie Xiaofeng is now the lord of heaven and earth, she is a white ding god who can't even change a decent dress, let her wander around the three islands of the nightmare for a few days, and make a wine bag and rice bag in the Yinshang Palace in Dazong Tianzhou, which is safe and which is dangerous, it is really a topic worth thinking about.
After a while, the fetal god jumped up first: "I'll go into the red envelope to accompany Xiaofeng!" Yue Shen continued: "I'll go too!" Gu Mingjun and Kuang Yitian responded in unison: "No." “
Qianyou was in a hurry, and looked left and right: "Then who will go in? Anyway, I will definitely go in!"
The final word was made in the world: "All of us present are waiting, and we are not allowed to go." Only when we all appear at the wedding ceremony with our real bodies can we make Luo Xuan relax his vigilance and win more space for Xiaofeng to act. ”
Seeing that Qianyou was as anxious as a sieve on a turntable, Kuang Yitian continued in a calm voice: "Of course, we can't let Xiaofeng be in danger alone, so we will place a Yuan Gate on the Wanda Card, this Yuan Gate is not controlled by Luo Xuan's mana within Jiukun on the three islands, and it can be directly connected to Wan Zhou. Once Xiaofeng borrowed the Wanda Card to enter the Three Islands of the Nightmare, she could immediately activate the second Yuan Gate to return to the Land of Ten Thousand Heavens, and if everything went well, she would not even need to stay on the Three Islands for more than two seconds. ”
Gu Mingjun had been sitting and thinking, but at this moment he was suspicious: "But Luo Xuan's mana is unfathomable, what if he sees all the things in the red envelope at a glance?"
Kuang Yitian said: "Because of this, only when Duke Xi comes forward can he have the opportunity to hide from the sky and cross the sea." This card is Qing'er's name and avatar, we need to tamper with it into Xiaofeng's name and avatar, pretending to be Xiaofeng's own Wanda Card, and then issued to her by Xigong himself, saying that it is a pocket fee for the next semester, which will make Luo Xuan think that Xigong is hinting at him, Xiaofeng will continue to study regretfully after getting married, and on the other hand, it aims to confuse the subject and make Luo Xuan not suspect that Wanda Card itself is fraudulent. ”
Qianyou thought about it and sighed heavily: "I'm still worried." ”
Kuang Yitian soothed: "The creed will explain everything to Xiaofeng, if she thinks that Luo Xuan can still bear it, she will naturally not use Wanda Card, but if she does, it means that in her eyes, Luo Xuan is more terrible than Akura Mishima." Whatever she does, we should respect her choice. ”
The gods nodded one after another, and the matter had come to this point, and there was only one way to fight.
Qianyou immediately went to the Heavenly Ape Palace to report Fuxi's next plan, Gu Mingjun, Hua Ge, and Qian Qing went to prepare for the bride price of the wedding.
In the early morning of the next day, everyone left the Kunren Realm, and in order to avoid the truth, they first returned to their respective divine domains, and then went to the Great Zong Tianzhou to attend the wedding. Hua Ge and Qian Qing were used to sticking their buttocks, so they took the same team of gods to go and saw the eastern gate of Dazong Tianzhou from a distance.
I saw that in one day, each jade brick on the 80 million miles of the whole Tianzhou border wall was cast with hot red gold to cast a "Xi" word, and the dense look at a thousand miles of joy city, every other foot on the city head erected a half-zhang colored flag, the flag head with gold thread painted the totem of the white tiger and the phoenix rolling and embracing, and there was a majestic Tianzhou realm god standing under it, the eyes of the dome were wide open, and the crowd of people who watched the ceremony were swept in seconds.
In the east, west, south, north, and middle of Tianzhou, a total of sixteen gates of the realm of the gods are open from midnight in the early morning, welcoming guests in every way, and the whole territory has only a security checkpoint at the border gate, but it is solid, and the autumn is correct, but all the cars and individuals who are detected to carry weapons, fighting weapons, explosive divine vessels, poisons, illusionary elements, etc., which do not meet the specifications of the wedding banquet, are repatriated to the original place on the spot by the border gate, only to see them enter, not to see them out.
Seeing this battle, Qian Qing and Hua Ge were a little nervous, and they both pinched each other's hands, and they didn't know if Xigong's convoy could enter safely?
The main road of Tianzhou leading to the Yinshang Palace Group is more than ten zhang wide, as long as thousands of miles, three steps and a post on both sides, five steps and a sentry, the Tianzhou fairies and fairies dressed in rainbow costumes and holding Baise candied fruits and sweeteners as the first link of welcome, all lined up on both sides of the royal road, smiling and smiling to each of the drivers who pass by, each horse bows and salutes, and sprinkles sugar to thank you. Some of the accompanying teenagers and children opened their hands to take the candy, peeled it off, and shouted for delicious food on the spot.
Since there were still many ordinary people who came to watch the ceremony and were lucky enough to pick up the heavenly wedding cards in the world, Dazong Tianzhou specially assigned cars for them, and directly took people from the ground to the gate of Tianzhou from the door of each household. There is a food kiosk every 50 meters on both sides of the royal road for guests to stop and eat, and a Baohua Heen helps some guests who are not prepared to make up and add makeup. The children giggled and squeezed to the fairies with rainbow brushes, and let them paint vivid makeup on their faces, and the barefoot and barefoot girls also walked to the amiable fairy with the wedding card, and in a blink of an eye, they were ordered by the willow branches in a velvet skirt with seven into seven pleats, and ran away with joy in diamond shoes, and a long line of girls immediately lined up behind them.
On one side of Zhong Rui's gods, the bead curtain was lifted, and two small heads poked out, looking at the scenery of Tianzhou back and forth.
Fetal God Hua Ge suddenly sighed: "What a grand wedding." “
Qian Qing looked melancholy, and said leisurely: "I want it too." “
Fetal God Hua Ge's face suddenly sank, and he whispered to Yue Shen Qianqing in the universal language of the Ten Thousand Heavens: "Tightenup!
Qian Qing was silent, peeled two candy, stuffed one to the fetal god, the fetal god's eyes glared, ouch jumped out of the car, stared at the fairy flower basket along the way, grabbed it, walked all the way and chewed, and no longer got into the car.
In front of the main hall of the wedding, Zhong Rui's convoy was still lined up in the square in front of the palace, waiting for the traffic in front of the palace, and suddenly saw a burst of light in the sky, accompanied by the sound of a loud horn, the Kunren Divine Opinion of Yuan Cong Fuxi was driven by the Eight Divine Beasts side by side, crossing the public opinion below, and went straight into the Yinshang Divine Palace. The Tianzhou ministers in front of the palace knelt down one after another, and none of them dared to stop them.
In the depths of the temple, Luo Xuan, the alien god dressed in a white robe painted with gold, and a big red god on his shoulders, hurriedly flew out to meet him. Approaching the old god's seat, Luo Xuan knelt down on one knee ten meters high, covered his heart with one palm, and bowed down:
"Luo Xuan worships Xie Xi's public recommendation for the wedding! This letter will never be forgotten, and the son-in-law should be a grass knot, and he will be rewarded for life!"
Seeing the true face of the lord of the Great Vertical Tianzhou, the alien god Luo Xuan, there were women on the field who couldn't hold back and cried. The fetal god puffed out two bun-like cheeks, moved back to the side of the god step by step, and said softly to Qian Qing who was lying at the window:
"Hey, Xigong is here... Do you see everything is going well? Did Wanda give it to him?"
Qian Qing was stunned: "Ask me what I do, how do I know if Wanda Card has been given to Xigong?"
Shengong Fuxi's face was pale, and he strode past Luo Xuan, and the wide Shenyin robe carried a gust of wind to fanning Luo Xuan's face, Luo Xuan knelt still, until the old Shengong had entered the depths of the Yinshang Palace, and shouted: "What about my granddaughter?"
"Xiaofeng rested in the apse when she returned to the country last night, the big gifts were complicated, and it was too early, I couldn't bear to wake her up, so I let her sleep a little longer, and she had to work hard at night. ”
When Duke Xi heard that Luo Xuan would take Nie Xiaofeng away as a matter of course, he instantly turned around and said, "Go back to the realm?
Luo Xuan lowered his gaze, his momentum remained unchanged, and he said in a deep voice: "Xigong, I have offered eight thousand treasures, and I have won the competition, and I have already shared the reality of husband and wife with Xiaofeng, so it is reasonable that she is my legal wife." Wangxi Gong is benevolent and righteous, and he is not to blame in the past. ”
Fu Xi was annoyed, and he wanted to scold again, but he moved his sleeves but noticed the things inside, and suddenly remembered that he came to discuss with his own workers last night, and now he can't miss the overall situation because of a momentary anger, and when he changed his mind, he said in a slow tone:
"The old man is not here to dismantle the scene! Luo Xuan, you once said on the day of the competition that after marriage, you will abandon the position of the god of Dazong Tianzhou and enter my Kunren realm, is this true?"
Luo Xuan was overjoyed in his heart, and he didn't want Fu Xi's attitude to be a little lax, so he quickly knelt down twice and stepped forward to answer:
Luo is willing to swear with Xigong's blood, and God promises to prove it. ”
Fu Xi's trip had already brought the artifact Jin Tianape used to lock the promise between the gods, and he wanted to test Luo Xuanzhi's bottom line, but unexpectedly, he took the initiative to use the Shennuo weapon to seal the agreement between the two.
Fu Xi's heart flickered, and he hurriedly said: "Okay! If you agree to join the family, you will not lose Xiaofeng for the rest of your life, and Ben Cong will drink your bowl of grandson-in-law tea!"
Luo Xuan lowered his head and slashed his five fingers between his left palms, and the red blood gushed out, scrambling to be the first. Fu Xi stretched out his sleeves, and held out a round of golden golden ape statues in his palms, and when the golden ape saw the blood, the handicap opened widely, biting Luo Xuan's palm and sucking it greedily.
After a long time, seeing that the belly of the ape was already round, Fu Xi wanted to regain his momentum and retrieve the artifact, but when Luo Xuan's palm moved, his two fingers knocked on the golden ape.
Jin Tianape's belly was propped up, but he couldn't break free, and he was so anxious that he screamed at Fuxi. Fu Xi stared in surprise, but heard Luo Xuan say in a deep voice:
"Wait, Duke Xi, Luo Xuan has made an oath with the golden ape, what about your oath?"
Fu Xi took a deep breath, now is not the time to fight, this is a finger, dripped two drops of divine blood on the head of the golden ape, the golden ape licked its long tongue, swallowed the blood of Xi Gong, and immediately raised his neck, opened his eyes to the sky, and his expression was extremely resolute and pious.
Seeing this, Luo Xuan let go of his two fingers, and Jin Tianping made a plan and crawled back into Fu Xi's sleeve in a panic.
The divine covenant has been established, and the god of Fuxi wiped the purple and gold long beard under his chin, and laughed: "Luo Xuan, I didn't expect you to dare to set up a divine nosha with the old man! Now that you have ascended to the gods, you will be governed by the law of the gods." Do you know that you and the old man have set up a divine mission, and once you break the contract in the future, a miracle will be dissolved, and you will be tortured to death by a thousand and one times in my Kunren realm?"
Luo Xuan smiled slightly, and tasted interesting: "I have heard for a long time that Kunren Realm has blessed the world and is full of longevity, and I can't imagine that there are still a thousand and one tortures, and they feed the world." Dare to ask Xi Gong, if Xi Gong breaches the contract, what punishment should he receive?"
Fu Xi was stunned for a moment, and then said frankly: "The old man will not break the contract! If he breaches, he is willing to withdraw his divine power and hand it over to your Great Zong Tianzhou to deal with!"
Behind Luo Xuan's sleeves, he slowly paced two steps, looked at the depths of the temple, hesitated, and said in a deep voice:
"Xigong won't, and Luo won't. “
Fu Xi knew that Xiaofeng was set somewhere in the Yinshang Palace at the moment, and immediately swept away the embarrassing atmosphere of the hall, and said with a loud smile: "Xuancong! Since you and I have made a contract, we will be a family in the future, take me to see Xiaofeng, go!"
After saying that, he got up and walked quickly, and was about to enter the direction where Luo Xuan looked at it, but unexpectedly, a crystal barrier suddenly rose in front of him, and the Yin light flowed on the barrier.
Luo Xuan stood behind Fu Xi and said in a quiet voice:
"The bride should not see her relatives before marriage, this is the practice of the world, Xiaofeng and I are from the world, and the old rules are difficult to change for a while. In two hours, it will be an auspicious time, when Xiaofeng will serve tea to Xigong with me. "At that moment, he preached to the palace immortals on the left and right:
"Come on, before the big ceremony, please ask Duke Xi to rest in the side hall and serve in the state!"
The unitary time is approaching, the sunset and the moon rise on the great vertical Tianzhou, the night is slightly drunk, "five", "four", "three", "two", "one", with the happy countdown cheers of the Manchurian guests, the bell of the auspicious time suddenly rings, and a large number of colorful fireworks are blasted out on the canopy, and the wedding ceremony of Luo Xuan, the lord of Tianzhou, and Nie Xiaofeng, a descendant of Yuan Cong, begins. The guests of the whole Jiukun were all densely gathered in the square on all sides outside the Yinshang Palace, and even the sky was full of the guest convoy of Haohao soup, and the relatives and dignitaries of the two newlyweds gathered around and watched the ceremony in the Yinshang Palace.
A good newlywed Yin on the palace, only to see the wall of the palace eaves all over the red flags, the big wedding double happiness world view, Yaotai paving color scattered auspicious, brilliant treasure candle cave Xiaohuan, fairy calyx god flowers embellished shoes, Qiongxiang jade pavilion floating, ten thousand delicacies cluster golden hall, Jiukun guests and friends with the congratulations. Luo Xuan, the new lord of Dazong Tianzhou and the alien god of the Yuanyuan, changed into a big red carved gold dragon robe, wearing a golden bearded tiger lying in the sky armor, and appeared under the hundred-level heavenly steps at the highest point of the main hall.
Above the hundred-level heavenly steps, there are three major thrones, the highest in the middle and a little lower on both sides, to show the difference between the Kun steps. On the throne in the middle is Yuan Conggong Fuxi, and on the second seat on both sides, Luo Xuan's biological father Luo Guanqing and adoptive mother Duan Keqing sit respectively.
A hall is brilliant and auspicious, righteous and square, full of people, congratulatory and noisy. Suddenly, I heard a god shouting loudly outside the hall: "The sedan chair is here!" The implementation of the Tianzhou chantral commander was deafening into the hall:
"The bride arrives ~~~~~~~~~~~..."