Chapter 1038: Nima Profiteer!
"......" After Yang Xiaobai heard this, the more she walked, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she suddenly stopped, turned around hatefully, pointed at him and said: "Cheap man Dong, you bastard, don't need my grandma, I'm going to break your leg now!"
When the words fell, she screamed, and the whole person quickly jumped over, rolling in the bamboo forest with Li Xiaodong, and made a ball of ping-pong.
It is said that it is not that rivals do not get together, Li Xiaodong and Yang Xiaobai are really a pair of rivals that are rare in the world.
The two of them hugged each other, rolling in the woodland full of bamboo leaves, while raising their fists indiscriminately, obviously Yang Xiaobai is a rare ancient martial arts master in the world, but when he fought against a demon like a cheap man, he beat his fists out of order, messy like a set of Wang Baquan method.
Bang punch, a random punch, Li Xiaodong accidentally received a punch on the forehead, he hurriedly raised his arms to protect his head and face, and shouted in his mouth: "Foul, foul! I used to say that I could beat my wife, but I couldn't slap my face, why don't you follow the rules!?"
Yang Xiaobai rode on top of him, raised a fist and said, "Phew! I don't have a shameless wife like you, it's your face that beats!"
When the words fell, Yang Xiaobai slammed down with a few punches, but he didn't hit him in the face with a single punch, and occasionally punched him, but he was easily blocked, Yang Xiaobai grabbed one of his arms again, took his chest out of anger, and smashed several punches in a row before he could be regarded as a little evil.
In fact, Yang Xiaobai knew that with the strength of his fist just now, it had no effect on him, this guy had a magical healing talent in his body, and his ability to resist blows was so strong that he was against the sky, and the punches and kicks he gave him just now were basically equivalent to tickling him.
"Bastard, don't play me dead!"
Seeing this guy lying on the ground, as if he had been destroyed and turned into a willow, pretending to be uncomfortable and painful, Yang Xiaobai had just calmed down the anger, and he rushed up again.
Li Xiaodong suddenly stopped pretending, and said with a smile: "Sister Xiaobai, I just made a new discovery, your skills are weak, and your strength in beating people is not as good as before, I still have a feeling, we are hugging and rolling together, I feel that your breasts are bigger than before, and I feel that the flesh is soft, and it is very comfortable to press on me, I want to ask you, is it because your chest is heavy and the burden is too great, and your skills are not as good as before?"
Yang Xiaobai's pretty face suddenly turned red, "This guy, heavily, my chest is too burdensome?"
"Phew, slut, I call you shameless, I call you a hooligan, I must beat you to death......"
She raised her fist angrily and wanted to hit him again, but this time Li Xiaodong was prepared, and hurriedly hugged her waist, and rolled over with her on the bamboo leaf ground to hug her, poor Yang Xiaobai became so strong that he could only defend desperately left and right, afraid that he would eat tofu on his body.
The two quarreled for a while, and finally they were exhausted.
Yang Xiaobai was lying on the ground full of bamboo leaves, his hair was scattered, he was sweating, and his towering chest was lying together, and Li Xiaodong would not feel better than her, he was lying next to Yang Xiaobai, looking at the moon in the sky, panting heavily. Especially when Yang Xiaobai, the tigress, was pushed to the crotch with one knee just now, he felt that there was still a faint pain in the egg.
Well, the tigress is really vicious, she actually beat my egg, if something goes wrong with my hero, I see who can get on you in the future, and the Yang family promises to cut off the children and grandchildren...... He thought to himself with indignation.
"You say, you make it clear what you just said, what do you mean?" Yang Xiaobai looked at Mingyue, his towering chest fell together, and he remembered what Li Xiaodong said before.
"What words, which words? Please, make it clear. Li Xiaodong fumbled for a cigarette, lit one, and spit out a smoke ring to the sky.
"Even if it's yours, you don't have to marry me. Then what do you mean by cheating on your relatives?" Yang Xiaobai was a little more relaxed and said directly.
Li Xiaodong smiled and said, "Actually, what I mean is very simple, even if you don't want to marry me, you can't marry Lu Feng." Of course, if you are willing to marry me, of course my brother will accept you, but your name will have to be changed in the future, you are my wife, and I am your husband. ”
Yang Xiaobai said angrily: "Phew." You have a woman, and you still want me to be your wife? You're dreaming. ”
Li Xiaodong shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then there is no way." Then you can only marry Lu Feng. Anyway, your grandmother is determined to marry you out this time, you have to marry if you marry, you have to marry if you don't marry, me or Lu Feng, it's a matter of choosing one of the two. ”
"Are you forcing me?" Yang Xiaobai suddenly sat up and stared at him.
Li Xiaodong was still lying on the ground and didn't understand, lazily took a puff of cigarette, and then said: "I said sister, I'm not forcing you, but saving you, if I want to force you, it's also your grandmother and your eldest sister, they are forcing you." It's like back then, when your grandmother said that you are the husband and you are the sky, forcing you to show the dignity of your husband, you must be strict with me. And your eldest sister forced you to pick up the whip and whip me, saying that this is a righteous husband and should teach me a lesson...... In short, it makes sense for your grandmother and your eldest sister to force you, they don't care what you think, and they don't care if you can stand it or not, just like now, whether it's Lu Feng or Xiaodong, they are all strangers you don't want to marry, but what about them? ”
"I said sister, life is a life, grass and trees are autumn, you follow them everywhere to wronged yourself, is this really good? If you can't make your own decisions in life at all, what is the difference between living like this and salted fish?"
"......" Hearing this, Yang Xiaobai frowned and looked at him with flashing eyes.
He is still the same lazy appearance as before, although he wears a disguise mask on his face, his lazy and lazy demeanor and cynical eyes are the same as the cheap man Dong in his previous memory. The only difference is that his thinking has changed, he is no longer as obedient to the Yang family as before, and the grandmother of the Yang family and the eldest sister of the Yang family can no longer influence him.
has changed, he has changed, grandma and sister have also changed, and they have all changed.
Yang Xiaobai couldn't help but sigh faintly, and said: "Xiaodong, I feel a little heartache, I really want to go back to the past, but now, I, you, grandma, eldest sister, we can never go back to the past......"
Li Xiaodong remained silent, he knew that she was uncomfortable now.
(End of chapter)