??“ Ahem, ahem—"

Wu Di couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and he choked himself with a smile.

Unexpectedly, a cold goddess like Bai Ningshuang would tell such impure jokes.

Of course, Wu Di does not feel dirty, on the contrary, he also thinks that it is a kind of art.

"What's so funny? Otherwise, you will be asked to sleep with two hairs in your arms every night, will you feel good?"

"Cool, how can you not be happy?"

Wu Di calmed down and responded with a serious face: "I wish that all the women in the world would use their hair to conjure a clone, and then come to sleep with me every night, and let me choose like the emperor against the brand." ”

"But!"

Bai Ningshuang glanced at Wu Di with disdain, "That woman like Ruhua, you also want her hair to be separated and sleep with you?" No, no, no...... Let the body of the flower be! Also, the emerald flower, the twist flower, etc., are all served by the body. ”

Wu Di: "......"

He was suddenly speechless, and he didn't even know how to laugh!

-

Once a woman is more serious, she is the champion of the world's debate tournaments.

"Lost, didn't you?"

Bai Ningshuang looked at Wu Di triumphantly and smiled, "I know that you men will always be that pair of flowers." Even when I am sixty or seventy years old and can't move, all I think about is a beautiful young girl. ”

"Hey, hey!" Wu Di scratched his head embarrassedly.

This is a common problem of men, what can he do?

"Hey—"

Bai Ningshuang sighed heavily, looked at Wu Di helplessly and said, "You are such a flowery man, what else can I do?"

"I'll try to correct it. Wu Di looked at Bai Ningshuang affectionately, "Now everything is caused by my being too good, I promise to keep myself low-key from now on, so that I won't attract the attention of other girls." ”

"I don't believe you!" Bai Ningshuang's eyes turned to the side, not believing Wu Di's nonsense at all.

"Okay, okay, let's not worry about this anymore. It's almost time to get off work in the evening, you hurry up and Liu Yan to clean up, and then go to your residence together, and I will personally cook and treat the two of you tonight. ”

Wu Di stopped and signaled Bai Ningshuang not to dwell on this issue.

When Bai Ningshuang heard that he was going to cook for himself, his face was full of joy, "Okay, I want to eat plum cabbage and pork, you have to make it as delicious as last time." ”

"No problem, I promise it's better than last time. ”

Wu Di patted his chest and swore a promise.

Then, he led the second daughter to set off towards Bai Ningshuang's residence.

When the second daughter learned that Wu Di was cooking in person, she was as happy as winning the lottery, and she was very excited.

When they were in the car, they began to discuss what they were going to eat tonight, and they used that ingredient to try Wu Di to see how it tasted.

Sure enough, I still responded to the sentence that the pickle girl beat to death, if you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her stomach!

......

"Why did you come back so late?"

"I drank a lot of alcohol......

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Wu Di drove back to his new home.

Jiang Churou and Su Qingmei sat on the sofa, and when they saw him enter the living room, they immediately asked with concern.

"It's okay, I'm just seeing a friend. ”

Wu Di stopped and responded casually, and then went to sit in the middle of the two of them, and asked curiously: "Why didn't you two sleep so late, don't you understand that beautiful women all sleep?"

"Hmph, you are the head of this family, our husband, if you don't return overnight and don't say hello to me in advance, do we dare to sleep?"

Jiang Churou complained in a gloomy tone, "I heard that you are still preparing to establish a husband, if we don't have three obedience and four virtues, won't we wait to be punished?"

"Huh-"

Wu Di smiled faintly, of course he knew that Jiang Churou was joking with himself.

However, it is true that they are waiting for themselves.

Wu Di finally understood the feeling of home.

It's the kind of thing that no matter how late you come back, there's always a light waiting for you to come back and light the way into the house.

It's a really warm feeling!

Getting married and having a wife is really the happiest thing in the world!

......

"Humph!"

Jiang Churou suddenly snorted coldly, and her pretty face was full of anger and asked Wu Di: "Tell me honestly, why do you smell of perfume on your body, did you go out to mess with flowers and grass again?"

Su Qingmei's nose moved, "It really smells of perfume, and the perfume smells very natural, like the essence extracted from nature." It can be seen that the woman who uses this perfume must have a noble status. ”

Wu Di: "......"

He didn't expect the two women to have such sharp noses, and he could even roughly judge the identities of Bai Ningshuang and Liu Yan.

I have to say that when women get serious, they are really Sherlock Holmes.

"Don't pretend to be stupid for me, tell me honestly what this perfume smell is?" Jiang Churou crossed his waist with a stiff face, and asked Wu Di very angrily.

"Hey—"

Wu Di sighed heavily, rolled his eyes at Jiang Churou and asked, "Jiang Churou, can you not do this?"

"Humph!"

Jiang Churou snorted angrily, and scolded Wu Di angrily: "Why can't this be? I am your wife now, your righteous wife, don't I have the right to control you, and even know if you have an extramarital affair outside?"

When the voice fell, she didn't wait for Wu Di to speak, so she turned her gaze to Su Qingmei, "Su Da Beauty, are you right?"

Su Qingmei nodded as if the chicken pecked rice, and gently echoed: "Chu Rou is right, we are all your wives now, and it stands to reason that we have the right to know these things." ”

Wu Di: "......"

He glanced at Jiang Churou a few times, and suddenly felt that rescuing this little witch was the most wrong thing in his life!

If you really give some sunshine, she will be brilliant!

"Jiang Churou, don't you do this?" Wu Di deliberately showed an expression that wanted to cry, "No matter how accurate you are, I will regret getting married a little!"

"Humph!"

Jiang Churou snorted proudly, "It's useless to regret it, the raw rice has been cooked, if you have the ability, you can go and talk to my father and even other uncles and uncles to see if they will break your dog's legs." ”

"Right, Su Da Beauty?" Jiang Churou turned her head and winked at Su Qingmei.

"That's right. Su Qingmei nodded, "We are my real wife now, you have to explain everything to us honestly." Even if there are flowers and grass outside, let us know with full authority. ”

"Hey—"

Wu Di sighed helplessly, "I finally understand why so many married people envy the life of a single dog." Suddenly I feel like I'm still single!"

"What-"

When the second daughter heard Wu Di's words, she immediately became angry.

"Bastard, we still want to abandon you when you slept with this guy, see if I don't screw your thing!"

Jiang Churou was furious, and her teeth and claws were aimed at the little brother.