Chapter 173: The Challenge of Evil Words
"Yan Xie, the one from our school?" Of course, Ye Cuo had also heard of Yan Xie, he should be the most famous person in the entire school, even if the students of Yunhai Middle School didn't know the principal, they would all know Yan Xie.
Ye Cuo knew that this guy was the record holder of all the events of the school sports meeting, and he was also the winner of the Olympiad Mathematics Competition, and he was the winner of various competitions such as calligraphy, photography, painting, and music in the school for four consecutive years.
Of course, there are still many people who think that if Su Ya is willing to participate in this kind of competition, it is difficult to say who is the first.
Ye Cuo had heard of all kinds of deeds of Yan Evil a long time ago, but basically they were all kinds of unreliable. It is said that this guy is a typical whimsical mind, and the average person is completely unable to understand what he is going to do next.
"What is this going to do?" Ye Cuo didn't understand a little.
Su Ya said with a smile: "When I first entered Yunhai Middle School, he didn't know where he heard that I was very smart, so he had to come to me to compete. That time he lost, and now he thinks he has found a way to win me, so here he is again. â
Ye looked at the four dishes in front of him.
The first course, a stir-fried chicken heart, is placed on two green onions, one long and one short.
The second course, spring rolls filled with two shredded potatoes.
The third dish is a plate of dipping sauce that has been churned into a paste.
The fourth course, a clay pot with a small mouth and a large belly, inside is a fried fungus.
"What are these things?" Ye Cuo said with a smile.
The four dishes were all bizarre, which made Ye Cuo a little incomprehensible.
Su Ya smiled: "Four dishes are four idioms."
The first course, the chicken heart is put on a long and short thing, that is, lying on the salary (heart) to taste the gall (long and short), it seems that he is a little worried about the last loss. â
Ye Cuo was a little admired: "This ...... If it were me, I wouldn't have guessed, this is so shocking, I feel like my IQ is a little insufficient. â
Su Ya was afraid that Ye Cuo would be embarrassed, so she hurriedly said, "It's okay, you don't often play with this kind of thing." When I was a child, my family hired a gentleman to teach me to read, and that old gentleman liked the traditional Chinese culture. Word puzzles, lantern riddles, wine orders, couplets or something, have taught me, and I should have learned the evil words, so I am better at it. In fact, this kind of thing is not very useful, you are not common, and it is normal to not guess. â
Ye Cuo smiled slightly, Su Ya is always so considerate and takes care of other people's feelings.
"What are the rest of these dishes?" Ye Cuo stepped on it himself, but this kind of anagram-like thing requires a very strong association, and he is really not very good at it.
Su Ya pointed to the second dish and said, "The spring rolls with two potato fillings are making a comeback." â
Ye Cuo laughed: "As soon as you say this, I feel so simple, but if you don't mention it, it's very difficult to guess, this evil is very interesting." â
Ye Cuo couldn't help but be a little interested in Yan Xie, using this kind of dish to show his thoughts was really a fun idea, it seemed that Yan Xie was at least not a nasty person.
Su Ya smiled slightly: "When he is normal, he is indeed a very interesting person, except for a little chatter, everything else is fine." But when he is nervous, it is still very difficult to deal with, and those who are smarter than him may not be able to fight, and those who can fight may not be as smart as him, and even if they are better than him in both, they may not be scoundrels. â
Speaking of this, Su Ya shook her head: "This time he is here again, it may not be easy to deal with." Fortunately, others are not bad, not as annoying as Bai Xiaolou, so I am willing to pay attention to him. He was actually like a child, just to win, and when he won it, he felt bored again, and wanted to come up with a personal defeat for him. This kind of person belongs to the legend, and he has nothing to do to find a draw!"
Ye Cuo smiled, feeling quite funny: "You can win him."
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Su Ya shook her head: "I'm not sure, he's very difficult to deal with." This kind of person is very scary to be an opponent, first of all, he thinks out of the box and is difficult to predict. Just like when playing chess, other people's dangerous moves are his usual tricks. The second is that he has a lot of energy, and he can pay a lot of money to win, but I won him and I didn't get any benefit, so I ......"
Su Ya said, suddenly frowned, thought for a while, and said in a low voice: "Maybe you can get benefits this time." â
"Why?" Ye Cuo was a little surprised.
Su Ya said: "He is smart and can fight, although he is not as smart as me and you can fight, but when a person has both attributes, it is difficult to deal with." Didn't you join the Qin family's army? There will definitely be all kinds of dangers around you in the future, and if he follows you, it will help you a lot. â
Ye Cuo looked at her, although he knew that she had good intentions, but getting a man to follow him, Ye Cuo always felt a little cold: "Forget it, I'm used to acting alone, besides, even if I look for a partner, I have to find you, we are invincible in the world together." â
Su Ya held her face with her small hand and smiled slightly: "Who wants to be with you?" After speaking, she touched her little nose and said, "What you said is also reasonable, the tricks of the evil are all dangerous moves, if you use it right, you will win with one blow, if it is not right, your side will suffer heavy losses first, it is a double-edged sword." However, most of the time he can make the right judgment, only sometimes, he needs to be reminded of it. â
Ye Cuo waved his hand: "Don't talk about that, explain to me the remaining two dishes, what do they mean." â
Su Ya pointed to the third dish: "The dipping sauce like paste is to fight (dip) the rivers and lakes (paste) again." The first three dishes all meant that he was ready and wanted to try it again. â
"What did you compare last time?" Ye Cuo was a little curious.
Su Ya frowned and said, "The competition at the beginning was quite normal. Calligraphy, painting, guessing or something, all kinds of more common items. Later, he always lost, so he lied and said that he wanted to compare...... ...... than farting from pacman."
Ye Cuo couldn't help frowning, this evil is really cheap, this kind of bad trick is actually used to deal with a beautiful girl like Su Ya.
Ye Cuo looked at Su Ya: "You also won this?"
Su Ya's cheeks were slightly red: "No, you villain!"
Ye Cuo smiled and said, "Didn't he lose?"
Su Ya said a little embarrassedly: "I let him eat first, and the beans he ate were replaced by croton by me." â
Ye Cuo couldn't help but laugh: "You're pretty bad too." â
In the box next door, Yan Xian had a bitter face, and the ending of the last game sounded. Croton is a powerful laxative, and after he ate it, he had diarrhea for three days, and his intestines were about to be pulled out. Since then, he has stayed away from Su Ya, and has avoided Su Ya when he sees her in the past two years.
Su Ya knocked on the last dish: "This kind of container with a small mouth and a big belly, in ancient times, it was called įžķ, pronounced 'no', and the fungus is in the įžķ, that is, you (ear) dare to come (įžķ)? â
After speaking, Su Ya bowed her head to Ye Cuo's ear in a low voice: "With you by my side this time, he can't rely on it, the two of us must clean him up and obey him, so that he will listen to you in the future." â