Verse 73 - Chinese shamans
Minister Nuwaru Sean thanked the wrong person, leaving both sides a little embarrassed.
It's all to blame for someone who is a few steps away, and he snaps his fingers coldly, and he directly pits the person.
After finally figuring out the truth, Burkina Faso's Minister of Natural Resources became more enthusiastic about the culprit, Devil Li, and said that he must thank him well.
However, no matter how many beautiful words are said about benefiting without cost, there are not a few red tickets that are more realistic, but Burkina Faso is the number one poor country on the African continent, and even if it is the minister of resources, it may not be richer than the village cadres of the Asian tycoons.
If it weren't for the resources to offset the cost of organizing the conference, Nuwaru Shean and others might not even be able to pay for the journey.
Say that the sun god will bless you, and you must praise you as a skilled wizard to the Chinese leaders who co-organized this meeting.
It's all routines!
Wait! Something is wrong.
Sorcerer?
However, no matter how Qin interprets it, the black uncles in Burkina Faso have decided that Li Bai, who was born in a serious academic class, is a wizard, not a doctor.
On the African continent, where medical conditions are very poor, shamans are in charge of religion and medicine, and their status is second only to tribal chiefs, and sometimes they also hold the position of patriarchs.
For millions of years, the Black Uncles have relied on wizards to relieve their illness, and it has been and still is, and as for the doctors made by the whites, what the hell is that?
The blessing of the sun god must be gone, and most of the praise to the leader is also forgotten, but Li Bai's name as a wizard spread among the participants from all over the world who arrived at the venue.
Although Burkina Faso is poor, it has a way of making friends, and Minister Noiru Sien patted his seven-inch chest and said that there was a surprise in the medical center outside the venue.
Uncle Hei immediately felt the full sincerity of the Chinese side, and the venue actually provided wizards, this can be had!
Thousands of miles to China, they brought the president, ministers, warlord leaders, tribal leaders, warriors, black girls, translators, but they didn't bring wizards.
I originally wanted to bring it, but the brothers and sisters in the tribe didn't agree, for the native-born black uncles, the wizard is a necessity of life, and they want money to take away, and they want people to have nothing.
A seven-member team from the Seventh People's Hospital experienced the warmth of Africa, forming a long queue at the entrance of the two treatment rooms and standing outside the medical center.
The sudden unexpected situation put a lot of pressure on the Chinese security company responsible for the security of the venue, and it only takes about 15 kilograms of TNT to wipe out the black uncles on the scene together, and there is no need to hold the meeting, just send the urn back!
"Get a point!"
A tribal warrior respectfully took the 82-year-old penny with both hands, put it on his forehead, kissed it reverently, carefully put it in his pocket, and said words of thanks in a whisper.
This is a blessing from the wizard-sama!
Unable to stand up to the fanaticism of these black Africans for witchcraft, Li Bai had no choice but to empty the vault of a nearby bank, and took out a few paper tubes of one-penny coins in the corner, worth a total of six yuan at best, and then opened the envelopes on the spot and distributed them to these black African uncles who asked for blessings, expressing respect for the customs and traditions of the African people and the testimony of Sino-African friendship.
For the bewildered Chinese co-organizers, the result was at least acceptable.
At least this doctor from the psychiatric department of the Seventh People's Hospital is a serious successor of Zhu Youshu, which is to some extent equivalent to a traditional Chinese sorcerer, and it is better than finding someone to dance the great god and walk the seven star steps in the venue.
Even if it is passed on, at least it is within the category of traditional Chinese medicine, and it is not nonsense.
Li Bai is also self-aware, he doesn't have the ability to see the whole department, while giving a penny of benefits to Uncle Hei, while asking the nurses to register them for subdivisions, treat those who are sick, and do whatever they should do after receiving a penny if they are not sick, don't stand here stupidly and be an eyesore.
Indeed, there are a few who really have sleep disorders, just professional counterparts, they don't even need to prescribe medicine, a snap of their fingers fell, and they were collectively put down on the hospital bed in the consultation room, and began to snore, even if they were carried back to the room, they still slept like dead pigs.
The black African bigwigs who witnessed the magic of hypnotism (witchcraft) screamed excitedly one by one, as if there were Chinese wizards in charge of this meeting, and they would be invulnerable and invulnerable.
For these people who advocate primitive natural religion, the wind is often the rain, and the things they have never seen before will always involuntarily regard them as miracles.
The entire medical center was running in a strange way, and a group of veteran specialists were inexplicably suffering from toothaches.
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It wasn't until after half past three in the afternoon that the busy medical center was idle again.
Seeing that there were still one hundred and ten shiny pennies left in the box, Li Bai breathed a long sigh of relief, looked at his colleagues who were also exhausted, and said with a smile: "Come, one person and one point will take it away, this wizard's blessing will be auspicious and avoid evil, and all spirits will be tested." ”
"Go and go, send a penny, it's not enough for traffic fees!"
Neurologist Zhou Jie waved his hand with disgust.
"Dr. Li played beautifully, not only to send these foreign guests away, but also at no cost. ”
Psychological traumatologist Qian Jia sincerely admired.
He likes the human geography of the world, and has learned about the customs of Africans, perhaps because of the primitive communist habits, he can take whatever good things he sees, and the things of foreigners are also correct, others say that they are stealing, but they themselves are arrogant, they don't take it for nothing, and if the contradictions break out, they have to fight a big war, and the reason why Africa is so chaotic is because of ideological conflicts.
If Li Bai doesn't come up with something, the medical center may lose something, these black uncles from Africa are all poor and crazy, and they use their own resources to offset the account when they have no money for meetings.
The strange trick of one person giving a penny satisfies the hands of these people.
Uncle Hei didn't know how to take things, it didn't matter if it was expensive or cheap, if it was cheap, take advantage of it, otherwise they wouldn't use the wind oil essence as fairy water.
In their eyes, a penny of aluminum coins that no one picked up was no different from gold coins, and more importantly, it was blessed with the witchcraft of Chinese wizards, and they had an extra oriental talisman.
"I knew that I would simply send leaves, and a penny would be money. Dr. Pan Yanchen of the Chinese medicine department feels that it is a waste to issue cents to the black uncles, no wonder so many Chinese like to do business to Africa, where it is simply a paradise for people to get rich with a lot of money, and those blacks are simply begging for food with golden rice bowls.
"People are stupid, but they haven't been stupid to this extent, otherwise they would have been swallowed up so much that there would be no bones left. ”
Although he looked down on these Africans like his father, Li Bai didn't treat the black uncles as real fools.
The values and ideologies of the two sides are different, but the perception of fundamental interests will not be left to be fooled.
There is a parable that illustrates the unique way of survival of Africans.
Once upon a time, a slave used his wooden bowl to exchange the most precious diamond in the tribe from an African tribal leader, and the greedy slave owner brought pigs, dogs, cows, sheep and wine to curry favor with the tribal leader in order to get more diamonds, but the tribal leader gave the slave owner the most precious gift with the wooden bowl that was covered on his head and used as a hat.
Greedy people treat others as fools, and play tricks with upright people, and sooner or later they will reap the consequences.
Just as the seven doctors were chatting nonsense and waiting to get off work, a World Trade Center staff member walked in with a large bouquet of bright red roses and asked, "May I ask who is Dr. Li Bai?"
it!
Li Bai's six colleagues were dumbfounded.
It can't be the roses sent by those black African girls, right?
Zhou Jie immediately looked sideways, today Dr. Li Bai was in the limelight, and it seemed that the black girl boldly showed her love in the past.
If it's those black uncles, it's even more terrifying.
The other doctors may have thought of Dr. Zhou Jie, and their expressions became strange.
Li Bai didn't confirm his name, but asked tentatively, "Ask, who sent it?"
If it was a black girl, he would definitely not admit that he was Li Bai, so he would let this handful of roses go back where it came from.
"There is a card inside the flower that says, I wish Honey a good mood every day, love you Daina!"
After the staff finished reading, their expressions became a little weird, if I guessed correctly, Dinah should be a female name.
Do women give flowers to men, or roses?
It's obviously a reverse chase!
His eyes swept around the treatment room, except for one who was a little handsome, the others were mediocre-looking, and even if they were about to look like middle-aged uncles, how could they attract girls.
"He is Li Wei, the flower can be put down, thank you. ”
Dr. Zhou Jie, who lived in the same standard room as Li Bai, decisively betrayed his teammates and stepped forward to take the bouquet of roses.
"Awesome! Dr. Lee!"
Dr. Pan Yanchen of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine laughed, he obviously guessed something.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
Li Bai felt that the nickname of the domestic white girl he heard must have missed a syllable or two, not Dinah, maybe Dina So(er).
What is such a female man who is not a dinosaur?
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