Chapter 569: The online writer was slapped in the face
Many people complain about the author's cameo, don't worry, I'm just a trick that was slapped in the face by Brother Nan, I'm the author anyway, can't I be a trick, hum!
This...... Is this young man an online writer?
This style of painting is a little different from what you imagined, huh?
At this time, a large desk was placed in a very messy pile of goods, and a very clean computer was placed on the desk.
Of course, only the computer is clean, and the rest of the place is cluttered with pens and paper, as well as cigarettes, lighters, instant noodles......
This...... This is where web writers work?
The two men looked behind the large monitor and saw a young man.
It's said that he is young, but in fact, he just thinks that his appearance is quite delicate, if it weren't for the untrimmed beard on his face, he should still be quite young, and he looks like he is in his twenties?
But this unshaven appearance, coupled with unkempt hair, at first glance I thought he was in his forties.
Lying lazily on a chair, with an unfinished cigarette in the corner of his mouth, not to mention how decadent he looked.
Seeing the two people coming in, Su Yannan's face did not show any surprise, and he was very calm.
However, Sunan was just about to speak, when suddenly the big screen behind Su Yannan lit up.
Then his only clean, slender hands began to crackle and type.
A line of words appeared on the big screen quickly.
"What are you doing, thief?"
Sunan was stunned for a moment, this person ...... A mute?
"Well, we're not thieves......"
Before Sunan could finish speaking, there was another crackling, and the words on the screen were flying.
"It doesn't matter if it's a thief or not, there is nothing to steal in our house, and everything valuable has to be rummaged by thieves, and I'm too lazy to rummage it. ”
“......”
Sunan and Jiang Wanying glanced at each other, and then said slowly.
"You are the Internet writer Su Yannan?"
"That's right, it's me. ”
"Why don't you speak?"
"Because I'm too lazy to speak, I type faster than I speak. ”
After saying this, Su Yannan's face showed a smug smile, there has been no guest at home for a long time, and he can finally show off, in terms of typing, it seems that he has not served anyone?
Looking at the look on his face that was pretending to be pushed to the limit, Sunan sneered and said lightly.
"You're typing so fast, why...... Updates are so slow?"
Burst......
Su Yannan almost choked on his own saliva when he heard this, haven't you heard of Nima's beating without slapping her face?
He coughed twice before he got up to greet them, his voice a little hoarse, as if he hadn't spoken for a long time.
"Ahem, you guys have something to do with me?"
Jiang Wanying smiled, "Yes, I am the poor monk in your book friend group." ”
Su Yannan grew his mouth, and the cigarette butts fell to the ground, lying in a groove......
This Nima is too disobedient, such a superb girl, she really can't get in touch with that broken name!
"You ......"
"We have something to ask you to help with. ”
Sunan and Jiang Wanying found a random place to sit down in this living room where there was nowhere to stay.
"Do you want me to help? ”
As soon as he heard this, Su Yannan's face instantly became extremely arrogant, since he was asking for me, he had to show sincerity.
The tone was quite light and breezy and said.
"I've always been like dung, but since you've asked me for help, let's talk about the price first. ”
"10,000 yuan, help me write an article. ”
"Ten thousand?"
Su Yannan laughed, smiling very contemptuously, as if 10,000 yuan was really like a piece of dung in his eyes.
Pointing to his computer, he said very pretendedly.
"Do you know how much money I make a month for writing manuscripts? You give me 10,000 yuan just because you want me to write an article?"
Sunan's face was still unfazed, and he said lightly.
"Nine thousand. ”
"Hah, don't you understand what I mean, I mean 10,000 yuan is too little, you can't even invite a god-level ...... like me."
"Eight Thousand Pieces"
"Forget it, since you are so insincere, then I don't ......"
"Seven thousand. ”
Your sister!
Su Yannan is going crazy, this person is sick, do you talk about the price like this?
took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth fiercely, instantly let out of breath, and said helplessly.
"Well, 10,000 is 10,000. ”
Seeing him like this, Sunan said with a smile.
"Who said 10,000? You bargained with me three times just now, and now it's 7,000. ”
"Wipe ......"
Su Yannan's face was full of regret, he wanted to pretend to be a force, but he suddenly put three thousand yuan into it, your sister!
He gritted his teeth fiercely, showing a trace of firmness on his face, and he was still very serious on the surface.
"Okay, three thousand is three thousand, but I'm going to take a few pictures of her. ”
Kindness?
Jiang Wanying was stunned for a moment, why does this guy want to take a photo of me, is he going to do such a trivial thing in front of my photo?
"No way!"
Jiang Wanying absolutely can't accept that such an obscene person would do that kind of unsightly thing with her own photos in the middle of the night.
Pointing at Su Yannan, Jiang Wanying said with great disdain.
"Are you going to jerk off to my picture!
Su Yannan was stunned for a moment, looked disgusted, and said very seriously.
"Am I that kind of person?"
"You're not that kind of person, what do you want my pictures for?"
"I wanted a multi-angle photo, take a picture from all angles, and then order an inflatable doll. ”
“......”
Jiang Wanying's face was so red that her lungs were about to explode.
"You...... You...... You're even more shameless than I thought! Look at him, spade brother."
There was no way, Jiang Wanying could only start to be coquettish to Sunan.
But this is just a small episode, so I will take it as a joke.
After Sunan told Su Yannan about the matter, his expression became serious.
I didn't expect this person to look like a nervous person, but it turned out that he was quite serious when it came to work.
This attitude made Sunan quite satisfied.
When he finally left, Sunan still left 10,000 yuan, and his life was quite poor, and he pretended to be forced just now to get more money, and Sunan was naturally willing to pay for this little money. This author is definitely acting in his true colors.,It's poor like this.,Please support and reward.,As for the inflatable doll.,It's just a joke.,I'm not so obscene.,Absolutely not!
Before leaving, Sunan whispered to the online writer very seriously.
"I'll give you the photos in a few days, and remember to give me one for the inflatable doll. ”
"No problem. ”
"Happy working together!"
......
Jiang Wanying walked out with a resentful face, holding Sunan's arm, and a bunch of huge murder weapons rubbed on Sunan's arm.
"Brother Spade, you still want an inflatable doll, aren't I a real person right here!"
"How fun are inflatable dolls...... More fun than you......"
"You...... I told Sister Jiaxin that you insulted me!"
"Yo, if Lao Tzu doesn't insult you, won't he suffer a loss?"
After speaking, Sunan directly hugged Jiang Wanying's smaller, softer body at once......