The world of birds and flowers is filled with a smell of dust and unearthly fireworks everywhere.

However.

In the far corner of the oasis, a bald man with a big shoulder and a round waist, with a towel around his neck, was wiping the beads of sweat from his forehead, frantically shaking his spoon.

Cooking!

That's right, he's stir-frying.

The cook was very fat, and from a distance, the bare top of his head looked like a shelled egg, reflecting a smooth luster in the sun.

Look at the positive side in turn.

The facial features are actually not ugly, and even the eyebrows and eyes are a little handsome, maybe when he is thin, he is also a handsome man.

Especially those sword eyebrows.

On this face, he is really blind.

Salt!

Sugar!

Sesame oil!

The spoon flies, and in a few breaths, a plate of delicacies has been served.

Next to the cook, there is a huge tabletop, which is actually suspended in the air, and on the table, dozens of dishes have been placed, and each plate is full of color and flavor.

"Eighty-one delicacies, you should be able to serve this ancestor, what kind of sin have I created!"

The cook looked up to the sky and sighed, then poured the remaining bit of food from the pot into his mouth and swallowed it in a few clicks.

I wiped my hands.

The cook walked towards the center of the oasis with square steps, and behind him, the table floated like this, following him, and even the soup on the table was not shaken out a single ripple.

"For more than a thousand years, I have become a cook, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame I fuck your mother's legs"

The fat chef took a step, and the fat trembled, and his fat flew all over his body, full of thrilling elasticity.

But when he walked, he was like a gentleman, and he seemed to have a sad past.

Seeing that he was about to reach the middle of the oasis, the fat cook took a deep breath and solemnly walked into a gate made of flowers.

It's a quiet courtyard, not big, but it's surrounded by flowers and butterflies flying back and forth, like the most prosperous place in the world.

At this time, a palm-sized swallow flew over and pulled a bubble of bird poop on the fat cook's head, and then cheered, and the two forked bird tails trembled, as if to say: "Fat chef, you are so stupid, haha!"

"You swallow, you are so annoying, you always like to stink on people's heads, is this not right, have you ever heard of roasting sparrows? Be careful that I roast you!"

The fat chef was furious.

Twittering!

The swallow's buttocks twisted, and the forked tail trembled slightly, as if sneering and provocatively saying, "Ben Yanzi pinched Xiao Ding Ding to look at you, do you dare?"

"Don't see a bird!"

The fat chef shook his head.

That's a swallow.

The most ordinary house swallows, in the human world, under the eaves of every household, there are many bird nests, which can be seen everywhere and flocks.

There is no spiritual power in it.

A swallow is just an ordinary bird.

Of course, it is also the only bird in this oasis.

Chirp tweet!

The swallow flicked its tail gracefully, and flew towards the center of the courtyard violently, chirping as it flew, as if it couldn't wait to complain, and the urgent bird's song seemed to say: "Help, someone wants to roast the swallow, he even has cumin ready, hurry up and help!"

The fat chef slapped his head.

Turn another corner, the center of the courtyard, simple but elegant, simple but exquisite.

Although there is only a table and a chair, there is no illusion of loneliness at all.

And in that only chair, sat the back of a gray-haired old woman.

She was holding a wooden comb, carefully combing her white hair, meticulous, as if she was afraid of accidentally tearing off one, this white hair is her most valuable treasure.

The fat chef didn't say a word, and even breathed carefully, as if he was afraid of disturbing the old woman's quiet.

I don't know how long it has been.

The old woman finally put down the wooden comb, and then slowly picked up a bright red flower, and then carefully inserted it next to her sideburns, adding a touch of dazzling beauty to the pale color of the sunset.

The finishing touch, that's it.

"White-haired and flower-wearing, don't smile, years never defeat a beauty!"

"Master, I have to say, every hair of yours exudes a beautiful temperament, no wonder Shizun is fascinated by you, admire, admire!"

After the old woman arranged the flowers, the fat chef didn't say a word, it was a fart.

"Yuan Langtian, for the sake of your Taishang Dao Foundation and the face of the Ruthless Dao Empty Classics, I let you live, no matter how poor you are, be careful that I castrate you. ”

"The negative man in Taicang North, if he is really infatuated with me, how can he leave and let me be in this barren world, he will be a negative man for 10,000 years, and I am an infatuated woman. ”

"Waiting for 10,000 years, green silk and white hair. ”

At this time, the old woman slowly turned her head, the voice was very lazy, but it was as crisp as a lark, and like a spring water, listening to a sentence gave people a feeling of comfortable pores.

After turning her head, the old woman's face seemed to go back in time, and in a few breaths, she returned to a quirky girl.

Her face is not the kind of beauty that is shy of the moon.

But it definitely gives people a feeling of comfort to the extreme, just like a sister next door who has admired you since childhood, buys a candy and hides it quietly, and after seeing you, let you lick it first, those big watery eyes, secretly pay attention to you all the time.

No matter how much you have been wronged on the outside, as long as you see these big eyes, you will forget all your troubles.

Although the silver hair is a little destructive to the youthful atmosphere, there is an alternative poignant tenderness.

Hair!

Safflower!

Pretty face!

The combination of the three elements is unprecedentedly harmonious.

It is only in her that there is such harmony.

"Master, you are a dignified saint of Langchi, what is the difficulty of returning from a year of green silk. Even if you are in the last nine heavens, you are a peerless person, why bother to be a heavenly demon emperor in this dirty demon realm, or accompany you to the human world in vain? Where are the flowers blooming, there are still some things to see. ”

Yuan Langtian patted his fat belly, then wiped his oily hands clean, and then put a plate of delicacies beside Yu Baiwan.

This white-haired girl is currently the only natural choice in the Northern Realm.

A true natural choice.

Perhaps, she has surpassed the natural selection, no one knows, above the natural selection, there is any other realm.

And Yuan Langtian himself is only a half-step natural choice, Yu Baiwan wants to kill herself, one look is enough.

And the entire demon domain is just Yu Baiwan idle and boring, casually stripping a piece of pure land from the Northern Realm, and grabbing a few pets casually.

After a long time, the pet got tired of playing, so she released it.

Who knew that these pets opened their wisdom and relied on the Dao method stolen by Yu Baiwan's side to become essence one by one, and finally this desolate land that was split by Yu Baiwan from the Northern Realm became a major problem that threatened the human world for thousands of years.

Of course, Yuan Langtian was arrested as a cook, and when he calculates the time, it is almost more than a thousand years later.

Yuan Langtian roared in his heart.

Master, you are doing well, go back to the Langchi Holy Land for the Nine Days, isn't it good to be your holy daughter?

I have to come to the northern realm where birds don't to suffer.

"Yuan Langtian, has it been more than 600 years since I woke up, calculate the time, the ninth millennium cleansing, it should also begin!"

Yu Baiwandai's eyebrows tufted slightly, then she picked up a piece of lotus root, gently put it in her mouth, and the jade teeth bit lightly, and the crisp sound echoed in her mouth.

Spicy stir-fried lotus root.

It's sour and spicy, and it's appetizing.

Yu Baiwan nodded, Yuan Langtian's waste is not useless, at least this cooking skill can be regarded as passable.

I think that the negative man in Taicang North back then deceived himself from the last nine days, and said that he would wander the world, but he left himself alone in the northern realm, and he didn't know where he was.

Back then, Taicang North also fried a plate of spicy lotus root for her, but the plate was full of burnt and salty bitterness.

It's almost 9,000 years, and Yu Baiwan wants to eat another bite of such salty lotus root.

"Master, your chopsticks are forged by Tianyuan treasures, your table is forged from Tianyuan treasures, and even the house here, every brick, is a Tianyuan treasure and the soil in the northern realm is barren, and there will not be a single Tianyuan treasure in a hundred years, why should you be angry with this kind of place!"

"Once in a thousand years, you have killed the Yuan Infant eight times, and each time you have slaughtered the Yuan Infant Realm. In fact, they have no hope of natural selection, after all, this northern realm is the home that you and Shizun are looking for, alas!"

Although Yuan Langtian was afraid of Yu Baiwan, he still complained a little.

Once in a thousand years, kill the Yuan Baby, don't ask the reason, just do what you want.

"You don't understand, that negative man promised me back then that he would come to me soon. I promised my father that I would wait for him for 10,000 years. After 10,000 years, when I return to the holy land of Langchi, all grievances will disappear, and this soil carrying memories should also be wiped out. ”

"If Taicang comes back, then I will also give him the original Northern Realm. At that time, there were only a few primordial babies in the Northern Realm, and they multiplied and fought like ants, which would not affect our lives, and we were even a little idle. ”

"Heavenly selection? Well, although there have been many natural selection qualifications for 8,000 years, they were born in the wrong world, and they should not have been born in the Northern Realm. ”

Yu Baiwan's lips opened lightly, and she gently drank a spoonful of yam soup.

Her spoon is crystal clear, and it is also made of Tianyuan treasures, which is immaculate and flawless.

"It's also strange, in the last thousand years, I just woke up, but I found that such a freak as you was able to find the Taishang Dao Foundation that Taicang Bei left in the Northern Realm back then, and by chance came to my Shuangsu Blessed Land, and found my Ruthless Dao Empty Canon!"

Putting down the spoon, Yu Baiwan smiled lightly.

"Master, don't bury me, I have worked hard, I have finally touched the barrier of natural selection, who knows that I was beaten back to my original form by you with a chopstick. If it weren't for the fact that before the cultivation, I was a family of cooks, and now there is really no Yuan Langtian in the world. ”

Yuan Langtian slapped his head.

He didn't have any hatred.

What about hate?

You have already surpassed the entire Northern Realm, ranking as the Emperor of People, and almost wiped out the entire Demon Domain.

I thought the world was trampled under my feet.

Who knows that at your peak moment, you were blasted into the mortal dust by someone else's chopsticks and beaten back to your original form.

This kind of despair, people who have not experienced it, will never be able to experience it.

"These two Dao Fa, it is me and Taicang North to watch the sunset, watch the sunrise, the whim of the work is actually not perfect, Taicang rose from poverty, the body is strong, I created the ruthless Dao Kongdian, so that his body is stronger. ”

"And he loved me, knew that I was in the holy land of Langchi, and entered the holy land with Taoism, so he created the Taishang Daoji chapter and gave it to me as a gift. ”

"For ten thousand years, although my father and the clansmen gave you a little bit of face, why do you want to be angry with me, Brother Taicang, I know that you are arrogant, and I also know that you never eat soft rice, but I eloped with you, why do you want to leave!"

Speaking of sadness, Yu Baiwan's face was haggard, and the swallow flapped its wings, as if to comfort the beauty, and at the same time, the swallow glared at Yuan Langtian fiercely.