Chapter 503: Hunger Strike Formula
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Early the next morning, Yang Di diligently prepared a large porcelain bowl of green medicine paste for Liu Xing and Gongsun Hao.
"Big brother, don't you be so ruthless, right?"
After the two young men knocked on the door and came in, they saw the big "tank" on the table early, and they were getting goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's very troublesome to collect these medicinal materials, don't waste them, lick them clean for me!" Yang Di said with white eyes.
"Hahaha! Whoever let you have no spiritual roots, waste wood must have the consciousness of waste wood, eat it, eat it, Miss Ben will supervise it. The mad girl gloated and laughed, and said that she wanted to supervise the two young men to eat the big bowl of medicine puree.
As a result, when the big bowl of medicine was divided, the two young people who had a good relationship on weekdays could wear a pair of pants began to play modest.
"Xingzai, you eat a lot, come, eat more, you're welcome. ”
"Our brothers, how can we favor one over the other, but I, the eldest brother, should be humble, Haozi This bowl is for you, but you can eat it, it's not enough for me to have ......"
The two pushed and pushed, scooping the medicine into each other's bowls, as if they were fighting, but they still had to pretend to be generous with a hypocritical smile.
Yang Di's face darkened, and he scolded with a smile: "It's not enough, right, that's okay, why don't you go and cook another bowl?"
"Don't don't, big brother, we were wrong, please let it go!"
The two of them were frightened when they heard this, and they didn't dare to play treasure anymore, so they immediately divided the medicine paste, bitter faces, and swallowed it one bite at a time, and the muscles on their faces were twisted, as if they had been wronged.
"Wow!
"Big brother, can you add some sugar, it's really bitter!" Liu Xing begged for mercy pitifully.
"Don't even think about it, I've already said that you won't be allowed to eat for this month, including all unpermitted food. Yang Di shook his head resolutely.
"What should I do if the nutrition can't keep up?" asked Gongsun Hao.
"There is no such problem, I have added a very high-calorie elixir to the medicine paste, after eating, don't you feel feverish?" Yang Di said with a smile.
"......" The two of them suddenly lost their temper, it's really like this, after eating this thing in the bowl, not only will they be hot, but also very full, after eating in the morning, all day long, they will be sick to their stomachs when they see their favorite snack squid shreds!
"Hehe, don't struggle, brother knows that you two can't keep your mouths shut, so in the medicine paste, by the way, an anorexic elixir ingredient is also added, after eating these medicine paste, even if you drink milk, you will vomit out nausea. Yang Di snorted, a picture that had been calculated a long time ago.
The two young people ran in tears, this back road was broken, and they didn't have a chance to play at all.
"It's so ferocious!" Ao Xi was terrified, and when he saw what Liu Xing and the two were eating, he shuddered.
"Hehe, don't be scared first, go back and wait for the ancestor to recover his state, verify his identity, and prove that if you are also a mediocre person, you will not be able to escape. Yang Di smiled.
"Boss, you're going to kill me. Ao Xi hugged his head and fled.
At noon, Yang Di took Ning Yunzhu and took Ao Xi's car to the Monster Museum.
"Aren't you going in?" Outside the fence gate, Yang Di and the crazy girl got out of the car.
"Ahem...... No, I'm going for a ride around the city. Ao Xi said.
"Cut! I'm afraid, I'm afraid, it's so hypocritical!" Ning Yunzhu despised it, the big man must have known that there were monsters inside, so he didn't dare to follow up.
"At six o'clock that night, remember to come and pick us up. Yang Di smiled, but he was not reluctant.
After Ao Xi drove away, Yang Di entered the monster hall, only Yu You was alone in the hall, watching TV boringly, Ye Shenyu went upstairs, and Li Xuanya's two girls were hiding in the house and playing games.
Seeing Yu You sleepy there, Yang Diwaner, this **** is a policeman, and he used to stumble before, but now he suddenly let her stay at home, and he must not be comfortable.
"Actually, if you are idle, you can go out and take care of the flowers and plants in the yard and cultivate your sentiments!" Yang Di said with a smile.
"Who is idle and panicked, don't talk nonsense!" Yu You was very unconvinced, and immediately cheered up.
"What's going on with the task force, and are there any new clues recently?" Yang Di asked.
"I've been on a long vacation and haven't been in contact with the police for a few days. Yu You suddenly became listless again, with her temperament of liking justice, she should be fighting on the front line of the crime scene at this time.
"It's okay, I've already asked Yu'er to follow up and explain the situation, and soon the Security Bureau will intervene in this matter. Yang Di said seriously.
There are demons at work, which is beyond the scope of normal police forces.
In order to reduce unnecessary casualties, it is better to let the Security Bureau intervene in this matter, that agency is responsible for the high-end security field of the state and society all the year round, and it is always receiving all kinds of strange and mysterious cases, and it will also have some experience in dealing with them.
"Why do you have supernatural powers, it's a shame that when I was in the police academy, I practiced fighting hard all day long. "When I mentioned this, Yu You was depressed again, feeling very unfair, the sacred people's police, one day they would encounter a threat that could not be solved, which was somewhat shocking.
"Hehe, in fact, it is now the era of the end of the law, and the cultivators who are really powerful enough to look like open are already like a rarity, and most of the cultivators, the hot weapons in your hands can still threaten. Yang Di smiled and comforted.
"What about you? If I fight you with a pistol, what are the chances of winning?" Yu You was curious about this.
"If you're widening your field of vision, your pistol caliber is sufficient, and your marksmanship is good, you have a two-to-three-percent chance of hitting me. Yang Di thought about it and said.
"Are you really so powerful, you can even shake a pistol?" Yu You said that he was surprised, and the odds of winning were already very low.
If you have a wide field of vision and a gun, it stands to reason that even if you face a strong man, you should be 100% victorious.
"How is it possible, you think I'm invulnerable, the main thing is that if I shoot with all my strength, the speed may exceed your reaction ability, and I can quickly approach you and subdue you before you hit me!" Yang Di shook his head with a smile and said: "So, if it's in an indoor environment, then you almost don't even have a chance of winning, and with the help of cover, it's easy to get close to you." ”
"What if I'm carrying an AK47. Yu You was not convinced.
"Hehe, so I'm a little threatened, so I guess I have to dodge. Yang Di said.
"Looks like you're just that. Yu You was suddenly very proud, AK47 is actually outdated, and if the special armed police attack, they will definitely carry better automatic guns than that, as well as flashbangs, grenades or something.
"yes. Yang Di smiled and didn't argue, he actually said a little less, that is, the previous assumptions and prerequisites were all not to use the spells given by the fairy sister.
Otherwise, as soon as the earth escape charm is opened, the spiritual power will be injected with all its strength, and the pistol will basically fail.
"Then you can tell me, what is the strength of those most powerful cultivators today?" Yu You seemed to be very interested in this topic, and continued to discuss with Yang Di with relish.
This **** is like a sand table battle between supernatural forces and modern technology.
"I don't know how powerful the current cultivator is, but it's certainly not something that ordinary hot weapons can deal with. Yang Di said with a smile, and he didn't mind accompanying this **** to relieve his boredom.
"Where's the tank?" Yu You was not convinced.
"No!" This time, Yang Di said very firmly, not an exaggeration, because if Xianyin is still there, with that sister's strength, even the most advanced tank is scum!
Until now, Yang Di still remembers the seeping hole on the gate of the overseas underwater base.