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After sitting down, he looked left and right, as if he was looking for an escape route. **

Chen Ling didn't think so, sneered in his heart, and wanted to escape?

Stretched out his hand and pulled over a new medical record book, took out a pen and asked, "What is Reporter Ye's full name?"

"Ye Mei!"

"Gender?"

Ye Mei was dumbfounded, "Doctor Chen, do you think I look like a man?"

Chen Ling glanced at her and muttered to himself: "Yes, the man is not such a big ****!"

"What?"

"Uh...... I said you're a woman!"

Ye Mei was speechless for a while, anyone can see that I am a woman, except for lust.

Chen Ling asked again, "Age?"

Ye Meixiu covered her mouth and smiled: "You guess?"

Chen Ling looked at her very lovelessly, "Reporter Ye, if all the patients are like you, then I don't think I need to be a doctor, I can change my career to fortune telling!"

Ye Mei sweated slightly, looked down at her mobile phone, and there was no movement, so she deliberately said: "Special treatment for special patients, just guess!"

Chen Ling had goosebumps for a while, and said expressionlessly: "I can't guess!"

Ye Mei said timidly: "Guess it." ”

Chen Ling sweated wildly, looked up and down, and guessed deliberately disgustingly: "Thirty-two?"

Ye Mei sweated, "Am I so old?"

Chen Ling asked suspiciously, "Is it possible to be twenty-three?"

Ye Mei laughed, "That's twenty-three!"

What does it mean? Yes, no, no, no? There is no difference between pretending to be tender and pretending to be b!

However, Chen Ling still nodded and said, "Well, it's not too old!"

Ye Mei sweated again, what is not too old, I am not old.

Chen Ling asked again: "Home address!"

Ye Mei said: "No. 92, Huabianling Street, Xia Ni Town, Longping District. ”

"Phone number?"

Ye Mei couldn't help but sweat again, how could it be more troublesome to see a doctor than to check the household registration?

“138293540”

Chen Ling nodded, and after filling out the case page, he put down the pen and asked, "Why are you uncomfortable?"

Ye Mei pointed to her chest.

Chen Ling looked at it, "The left liver, the right gallbladder, and the middle is the heart, well, you may have a bad heart?"

Ye Mei was stunned for a moment, "My heart is broken?"

Don't have a bad heart, can you expose my shortcomings in front of so many people?" Chen Ling nodded and said a little tactfully: "This is just a preliminary estimate. ”

Ye Mei was a little disdainful, she was still a miracle doctor, I think she is a complete quack.

Chen Lingzheng asked again: "What kind of uncomfortable method is it?"

Ye Mei said: "Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't hurt, it hurts when it shouldn't hurt, it doesn't hurt when it hurts......"

Chen Ling looked stunned, and quickly interrupted: "Reporter Ye, I'm sorry, I want to ask when it should hurt?"

Ye Mei realized that she had lost her words, and her face was embarrassed, "That, I mean that it doesn't hurt when it's usually fine, but when you have to work or do something, it hurts!"

Chen Ling nodded, "Do you have symptoms such as palpitations, shortness of heart, stuffiness, and palpitation?

Ye Mei said ambiguously: "Sometimes there are." ”

Chen Ling wrote down a line of dragon flying phoenix dance complaints in the medical record book, and then asked, "Do you have irregular menstruation?"

Ye Mei's face was hot, and she shook her head and said, "No!"

"What about the white belt anomaly?"

Ye Mei's face was hot, and she shook her head again.

"What about the smell?"

Ye Mei's face was no longer hot, but hot, suspecting that she was not looking at traditional Chinese and Western medicine, but gynecology, so she quickly shook her head, and looked at the mobile phone in her hand again, but there was still no response, so she had to shake her head again.

Chen Ling looked at her face and asked her to stick out her tongue again, before motioning for her to put her hand on the pulse pillow and give her a pulse.

It's just that the more he probes, the tighter his brow wrinkles, but this is not because her illness is very complicated or too serious to be true, on the contrary, her pulse is calm and powerful, her tongue coating is normal, her complexion is moist and red, and under the combination of the four diagnoses, she does not look sick at all.

Malinger?

What is the intention? Chen Ling once again raised his vigilance!

At this time, Ye Mei's mobile phone rang.

Ye Mei lowered her head and glanced at it, but she didn't answer, but a smile that couldn't be concealed appeared on her face.

This expression fell into Chen Ling's eyes, and he felt even more inexplicable, what the hell is this woman doing?

"Reporter Ye, your phone is ringing. ”

Ye Mei lowered her head to look at it, extinguished the phone and said, "It's okay, a person, he always calls to harass me, don't pay attention to him." ”

Chen Ling didn't believe her nonsense at all, this call was definitely unusual.

This woman must be playing some kind of conspiracy.

It's just that what it is, he can't guess for a while.

"Dr. Chen, where is your bathroom?"

Hearing her ask like this, Chen Ling originally wanted to point it out to her, and then went in by the way to give her a broken hand and let her confess honestly, but when she listened carefully, there were footsteps outside the corridor, it was estimated that it was a security guard or other medical staff, and if the noise was too loud, it would definitely attract others.

However, the biggest reason why Chen Ling didn't dare to act rashly was that he couldn't figure out the reality of this woman, and after thinking about it, he shook his head and said, "Reporter Ye, I'm sorry, I don't have a bathroom here, only at the end of the corridor outside." ”

Ye Mei was slightly stunned, and then lowered her voice and said, "I'm not trying to relieve myself, I'm ...... The underwear on my shoulders is off, and I want to tidy it up! ”

Chen Ling looked at her shoulder, as if there was nothing wrong, and followed her gaze suspiciously, and now she was looking at the rooms on both sides of the consultation room, the two rooms, one was the examination room, and the other was the doctor's lounge.

When Chen Ling hesitated, Ye Mei had already stood up and said, "Doctor Chen, I'll go in and get it, and it will be fine soon!"

Do you want to install a ** camera for me, or poison me? Chen Ling felt that she must not be allowed to succeed, so he said: "Reporter Ye, those two rooms are disinfected, and there are some valuable instruments inside, and outsiders can't be allowed to enter, so you should go to the bathroom outside!"

Ye Mei didn't expect this man to be so shrewd, as if he had completely seen through what she was thinking. But then, she laughed, "Dr. Chen, it seems that you are not ordinary shrewd!"

Are you going to tear your face?

Chen Ling sneered: "Reporter Ye has won the award! The main reason is that your acting skills are too poor if you are not sick and pretending to be sick!"

Ye Mei was slightly stunned and then laughed again, but the pretty smile gave people the feeling that they were not smiling, "Doctor Chen, I didn't expect you to be so cunning, I don't know if you have heard of it? No matter how cunning a fox is, he can't fight a good hunter!"

Chen Ling said coldly: "I think this should be said in reverse!"

"Really?" Ye Mei snorted noncommittally, and then her eyebrows sank suddenly, "That's okay, I'll make you the fox can't eat it, and you will make a fuss!"

Chen Ling thought that she was going to put a hidden weapon or pull out a gun or something, and she was ready to dodge and shoot, but who knew that she suddenly put her hands on the collar of her skirt, and then tore it violently.

"Boom!" With a sound, Chen Ling was stunned to see that Ye Mei's neckline was torn open by herself, and the **** with black tattooed breasts was half-hidden and half-hidden, a snow-white piece of milk, undulating mountains, beautiful.

Chen Ling's eyes widened, and he subconsciously burst out with a sentence!

"Wow!

Ye Mei was ashamed for a while, but her face was more of a mocking sneer, and then she pounced and hugged Chen Ling.

"What do you want to do?"

Chen Ling was taken aback and wanted to push her away, but he found that he had grabbed a soft ball in his hand. Looking down, now her hand is impartially grabbing the **** on her side.

Ye Mei's delicate body couldn't help but tremble, but she still reacted quickly, grabbed his hand with shame, entangled him tightly, and then opened her throat and shouted, "Someone, help, indecent!"

Before she could stop shouting, there was a jumble of footsteps in the hallway, and countless reporters with long guns and short cannons rushed in the doorway.

Immediately after, Chen Ling was spoiled in front of his eyes, because countless flashing lights lit up.

At this time, Chen Ling completely understood, it turned out that the woman had given him a fairy jump, and the phone number was the secret signal that the person she had prepared had arrived at the door of the Chinese and Western medicine department, as long as she shouted, these people would rush in.

The first strike is stronger, and the second strike is really suffering!

Chen Ling shouldn't have let her into the consultation room at all, or let her enter the consultation room without any nonsense, and directly click on her acupuncture points.

It's just that the opportunity is fleeting, and Chen Ling's lack of decisiveness has caused the current situation that seems to be a catastrophe.

Looking at Ye Mei, who was clutching her clothes tightly with one hand and wiping her tears with the other, Chen Ling couldn't help but give her a thumbs up, "Reporter Ye, you have good means!"

Ye Mei was very proud in her heart, but she pretended to be humiliated on the surface, "Woo, Doctor Chen, how can you be ...... like this?"

Chen Ling frowned, took a step forward, Ye Mei pretended to be extremely frightened and shrank back, her male assistant quickly protected her behind her, and shouted at Chen Ling: "What do you want to do?

The other reporters also pressed up, shouting and scolding Chen Ling with righteous indignation.

"In broad daylight, you dare to do such a thing that people and gods are angry about, and you are still a doctor? I think the scum is almost the same!"

"Yes, it's just scum, hooligans, beasts!"

"Don't talk nonsense with him, beat him, beat him!"

"This kind of person, it's not a pity to be killed. ”

“......”

All of a sudden, countless punches and kicks rushed towards Chen Ling's body......