Chapter 766: Eating too much and having diarrhea
Chen Fei fried more than a dozen kinds of seafood under the supervision of the Yin and Yang people, in fact, when he was frying seafood, he really wanted to add the poison of the 'Immortal Killer' that Feng Sanli gave him back then!
But in the end, I thought about it, because of the poison, it shouldn't be able to poison the emperor, although there were two goods like Jin Shiyi who tried poison back then, but the gap between Jin Xian and the emperor was too big!
At that time, once the poison does not kill Daze, then his plan to enter the imperial palace will be in vain!
So this meal of seafood, Chen Fei was depressed!
Of course, he also planned to find out where Tuan Tuan Tuan was being held as soon as possible, and then the sooner he was rescued, the sooner he could leave, without having to serve Na Daze and his little daughter-in-law.
He is not qualified to enter the front house, and he is not qualified to meet the emperor and Lan Guiren, so the prepared dishes can only be brought into the front house by the servants!
More than a dozen dishes, more than an hour, and then Chen Fei and Sima Yi went back to the attic!
Sima Yi seemed to have not spoken for a long time, and kept talking.
"There are more than 300 concubines in the imperial palace, among which Mu Niangniang, Yun Niangniang, and Huang Niangniang are the most favored, and for so many years, the three Niangniang have taken turns to manage all the things in the harem!"
"By the way, I heard that the emperor has one ......"
"Shhh, this can't be said, can't be said!" Sima Yi's face changed dramatically: "This matter is not allowed to be mentioned by anyone in the imperial palace, the imperial palace has been gloomy all these years, because there are not ten thousand but eight thousand people who have died in this matter!"
"Wouldn't it?" Chen Fei said in surprise.
"No?" Sima Yi whispered: "It's only been three or five years, and there have been thousands of palace maids in the imperial palace, and there are countless dead slaves, whoever chews the root of the tongue in the back will die!"
"That...... Is the Nine Heavens Xuanfei still alive?" Chen Fei was anxious, but his face was only full of curiosity!
"It's not that you don't talk about her, don't talk about her, don't talk about her!" that Sima Yi didn't dare to say, and waved his hand again and again!
"Look at you, you're so boring, by the way, I have good wine here, you can taste it!" Chen Fei flipped his wrist and took out a bottle of old wine.
"What kind of wine is this? This bottle is so beautiful!" Sima Yi was extremely curious, and this guy turned out to be a greedy guy, so he couldn't wait to snatch the wine!
And as soon as he unscrewed the lid, a smell of wine came to his nose!
"It's so fragrant, it's so mellow!" As soon as he raised his neck, a bottle of wine was directly blown away by him!
"Hiccup~ Good wine, good wine!"
Chen Fei couldn't cry or laugh, where is this drinking, this is drinking water!
"Is the concubine still alive?" Chen Fei asked again!
"Look at you, mention it again!" Sima Yi glanced at Chen Fei with disgust!
"I still have wine here, but you have to tell me, I'm just curious, this kind of gossip, don't ask to understand, I feel uncomfortable!"
"Haha, you have the same personality as me, and I also like to get to the bottom of it!" Sima Yi said with a smile!
Chen Fei took out the second bottle again, and after he couldn't wait to drink the wine, he suddenly said: "If you are alive, the emperor will not kill her, but she is locked up in the cold palace!"
"Where is the cold palace?" Chen Fei preached!
"Out of the yard and looking north, there is a big dirt bag, like a mountain, just under the mountain, very pitiful!~"
"Oh, how pitiful?"
"I don't see the day, the mountains outside the cold palace are cold, which makes people uncomfortable. ”
"Then she won't eat or drink there!"
"Eat, drink, go back to the manager, you know? The goddaughter of the head of the back is in charge of delivering food there. ”
"Oh!"
"Alas, I'm tired of our family, King Jin, hurry down, hurry up, why is our family's life so hard, my legs are broken!"
"Why is it here again? Nothing will happen, right?" Sima Yi said in surprise!
"Go down and find out!" Chen Fei frowned, he didn't poison him, so there was no accident, and the seafood was fried very well, so he shouldn't be looking for trouble.
He and Sima Yi went downstairs again!
"Hurry up, hurry up and follow me to the front palace, the emperor and Lan Guiren want to see you, you, this time it is really lucky, after the emperor has eaten, he even praised three times, Lan Guiren also said that this is the most authentic seafood she has ever eaten, so I want to reward you, hurry up and go to the front palace with our family!"
"Oh!" Chen Fei is a hundred people who are reluctant to go to the front palace, but ...... He must go now!
"Go, go, good thing!" Sima Yi said with a smile!
Chen Fei took a deep breath and followed the yin and yang people to the front palace!
"When you see the emperor, you have to kneel down immediately, the emperor can't let you look up, you can't raise your head, your eyes can't drift, you can answer whatever you ask, you can't tell what you don't know, and you can say yes if you know. ”
"Still want to kneel?" Chen Fei suddenly stopped and asked him to kneel Daze?
"What's wrong, let's go, why did you stop?"
Chen Fei took a deep breath, then suddenly hugged his stomach and shouted, "It's not good, it's coming, it's coming!"
"What's coming, what's coming?" said the yin-yang man urgently!
"Xiang is here, where is the thatched house, where is the thatched house, here is it, I can't help it!"
"Oh, you thing, why don't you come early or late, you have to come now!" Yin Yang was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, and pointed to the distance and said: "Over there, in the forest, hurry, don't pull here, it's really delicious, what is this!"
Chen Fei burrowed into the forest like a rabbit!
The yin and yang people walked outside the forest and waited!
"Back to the manager, back to the lord, you better go back to the front palace to report first, I have eaten too much seafood, and I have diarrhea, and I also told the emperor and nobles that I can't always eat seafood, I will have diarrhea, I won't go to receive the reward!"
"Little rabbit cub, summoned by the emperor, do you dare not go?" the yin and yang man scolded!
"My lord, what if I pull it to the main hall?" So you, say a few good words to the juniors!" Chen Fei said loudly!
This is the only way, he can't kneel to Daze, and he can't fight with Daze now, everything will wait until tonight, and he will do it tonight!
"That's right, if you pull it to the main hall, the skin will be picked off for you, how can our family put you on such a strange thing, let's go back first!"
The yin and yang people ran away!
Chen Fei didn't come out of the forest, but was really pulling, of course, he didn't have diarrhea, because he was afraid that the emperor would use his divine thoughts to probe him, so he couldn't fake it!
And that time, the chief manager quickly ran back to the front palace, in the front palace, Daze and Lan Guiren had already finished eating, and were laughing in the palace, waiting for this new cook!
The nobleman of Nalan is indeed beautiful, with her hair coiled, she looks energetic, and she is like a fairy in a painting, sitting there with a regular distance!
"Emperor, that cook can't come!"
"Huh, does Emperor Ben dare to summon him?" Daze raised his eyebrows!
And the noble man of Nalan also frowned, she and the emperor were waiting here to reward this person, but this person didn't come?
"Ouch, it's disgusting, that kid ...... He...... Nervousness, stomach pain, diarrhea, what do you say if you eat too much seafood, you will have diarrhea, and I dare to advise you to eat less!"
"Bold, bastard!" Ozawa was furious all at once!
"Emperor, don't worry, he's right, if you eat too much seafood, you will have diarrhea, this is normal!"
"Oh, and that?" Osawa said curiously!
"Seafood, cold, some seafood is cold, so some people's organs can't bear it, of course, we have no problem, it's usually just that mortals can't bear it, as for why he also has diarrhea, it may be related to his physique!"
"Hmph!" Daze's eyes narrowed, and his divine thoughts instantly covered the entire imperial palace, and then he saw Chen Fei squatting in the forest and pulling his breath, Chen Fei was still holding his breath while pulling!
The emperor was originally angry, but when he saw Chen Fei like this, he couldn't help but laugh angrily: "It seems that you can't eat more seafood!"
"Well, you can eat it once every seven days, the cook still knows seafood, stay and enjoy it!"