“...... Smoked pork knuckles, sauerkraut, white sausage, Black Forest ham, German apple crisp ......"

Li Bai looked at the other party fluently reporting the name of the dish a little sluggishly, and didn't even glance at the menu, it was obvious that this girl was a loyal fan of this restaurant, otherwise she wouldn't know so well.

Sensing Li Bai's strange gaze, Dong Keyan smiled a little shyly and said: "I like German food, so I often come here, don't worry, I can finish eating, and I won't get fat." ”

"Awesome!"

Li Bai had to give a thumbs up, almost eight of the dishes ordered by the other party were big meat, and it was obvious that he wanted to eat it with his belly open.

With such a good appetite, it is really enviable to maintain a slim figure.

After ordering, Dong Keyan pushed the unopened menu in front of Li Bai and said, "If you like anything, you can also order one, smoked pig's feet are for one person, I suggest you also have one." ”

"Good!"

Li Bai followed the other party's suggestion and ordered a few more things.

Soon the plates filled the table between the two, and it was like a luxurious feast, and the other diners in the vicinity looked at it from time to time, both surprised and skeptical, and I am afraid that there were more people who doubted whether the two could finish eating.

A burnt yellow and crispy pig's hand weighs at least two or three catties, but Dong Keyan can tear it without changing her face, like a fierce carnivorous dragon.

After only the bones were left on the plate, she let out a satisfied moan: "It's delicious!"

"Do you like German food?"

Seeing the other party so hearty, Li Bai also had an appetite, and the knife and fork cut the smoked and roasted pork knuckle in front of him, and the feeling of being full of meat was indeed very enjoyable.

"Of course, I love Germany!"

Dong Keyan made no secret of being a fan of Germany.

"It's because of the food, right?"

Li Bai can roughly guess a carnivore's yearning for Germany, and this entry point is really good.

Germany, which has a meat-eating food structure, is definitely a paradise for meat eaters, and it can be seen that Chinese civil servants ban alcohol and German civil servants ban meat.

In the category of sausages, Germany is the only country in the West that can match China's 5,000-year-old food heritage, at least 1,500 kinds.

As for pasta, pizza, those are dregs or not.

"That's only part of the reason!"

Perhaps it was said that she was in her mind, Dong Keyan covered her mouth and chuckled, and said: "I still like Bavarian castles, Black Forest, and Alpine scenery, so I plan to immigrate to Germany to settle down, if we can settle the relationship, I hope you will go with me, although I earn a lot every month, but I also hope that you can earn a little more, after all, it is the euro zone, the cost is not small, it is best to earn a million in minutes." ”

Well?

The girl's cold single knife went straight in, which caught Li Bai off guard, and she still had a million in a minute? Why don't you grab it?

Ding-dong! The text message prompt sounded, and he looked down.

Bank card credit of 1,000,000 RMB.

Li Bai raised his head with a frightened face, this girl will not be an ancient power, she will say what she says, saying that a million is a million.

It's scary!

"What's wrong?"

Dong Keyan saw Li Bai's expression strange.

"No, nothing, why don't you find a German?"

Li Bailian diverted the topic as soon as possible, and the sudden transfer information of one million was regarded by him as a fraudulent text message, who would transfer such a large sum of money to others for no reason, if there is a problem, let the public security come to him.

He couldn't understand why he wanted to bring his own husband if he liked Germany so much, it was better to marry a German.

"As much as I love German culture, architecture, scenery and food, it doesn't mean I want to marry a white German. Dong Keyan generously stated her mate selection criteria, thought about it and said: "And the Germans I know like to talk about bastards! ”

I am afraid that I will not be able to stand it if I open my mouth and close my mouth, and what is the difference between this and talking about NMD and TMD all day long.

Good to have a master's degree, modern experimental psychology originated in Germany, Li Bai has not read the original German materials, more or less understanding of German, he said helplessly: "It should not be Wang Baba, right? It is Wang Ba, translated into Chinese is very good, great, and English in the same sense as wonderful." ”

In modern times, due to the convenient transmission and dissemination of information, there is almost no difference in the pronunciation and meaning of various new words in different language families, making the languages of European and American countries more and more like regional dialects, and many Europeans and Americans can easily master two or three, or even more other languages in addition to their native language.

This is the same as Chinese who can speak both SH and Northeast dialect, and there is no need for a special language course.

Dong Keyan was stunned, blinked her long eyelashes, and spoke again after a while.

"You didn't lie to me?"

"Of course!"

Li Bai nodded vigorously.

"Ahh

The carnivorous girl covered her face with grief and indignation.

"It's not that serious, is it?"

Li Bai can't figure out that there are too many people who are bastards and bastards, so it's not a shame.

"I'm an online anchor, and in front of so many netizens, I say that Germans like to talk about bastards, this is miserable, miserable!"

Dong Keyan even had the intention of hanging herself at this time, and in front of the people of the whole country, she was exposed that she was uneducated, and she was disgraced abroad, and it is estimated that a bunch of people are secretly laughing at her behind the screen.

"Didn't you want to settle in Germany? Didn't you learn German?"

Li Bai is a little strange, it stands to reason that this fan girl of Germany wants to immigrate, she should learn German first.

Dong Keyan's face suddenly swollen red, and she stammered: "The foreign language is too difficult, I have studied German for a long time, and I can't learn it." ”

Several times she traveled to Germany, she spent a lot of money to accompany the translator as a tour guide or with a group, otherwise a person would have been dizzy, where would she have the courage to play a self-parade.

He shouted that he wanted to immigrate to Germany, but he couldn't even speak German, and he was drunk when he thought about it.

"In fact, Thailand is also very good, many places can speak Chinese, Thai people are very polite, just say when you meet, swipe my card!"

Li Bai has participated in the tour group to Thailand organized by the hospital, and went to Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Rai and Chiang Mai, and his impression is better.

Even if you don't want to stay in China, there is no need to go so far to Europe, and it is inconvenient to visit relatives during the New Year's holidays.

"Flutter!"

Dong Keyan, who was still struggling with her embarrassment when she was an online anchor, finally couldn't help laughing, and shouted to swipe her card when she met, where is there such a country?

Laughing and laughing, her expression changed, and the laughter stopped abruptly, holding her little belly, trembling all over.

"What's wrong with you?"

Li Bai sensed that Dong Keyan's state was a little wrong.

"Gile, gallstone attack, forgot to bring medicine!" Dong Keyan's face turned pale, beads of cold sweat broke out, she moaned and said, "You, you are a doctor, think of a way." ”

Although the two met for the first time, they were not ignorant of some basic information.

Dong Keyan knew that Li Bai was a doctor, and he was in pain at this time, and he had to take care of too much of it, so he had to treat a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

"I'm a psychiatrist!"

Li Bai was a little dumbfounded, the treatment of gallstones should be the professional field of hepatobiliary or gastroenterologist, and it is not the turn of a psychiatrist.

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Hurry up, I can't do it, whatever I can, just let me stop the pain. ”

Carnivores and gallstones are really an inexplicable love and killing couple, Dong Keyan is already colorless and painful.

The chance to eat Hesse at Tuman's Restaurant made her completely forget that she still had a pile of stones in her gallbladder.

The other people in the restaurant noticed the abnormality of Li Bai and Dong Keyan, and some waiters were about to come over to take a look.

"Okay, okay!"

Li Bai also rushed the ducks to the shelves, shook his head, and said helplessly: "Congratulations to Daoyou Jindan Dacheng!"

This can be regarded as the method of spiritual victory, the victory of the will over the body.

Most of the psychiatrist's drugs act directly on the brain, who dares to prescribe this thing, even if you want to prescribe it, there is no place to find medicine now, and you may be able to forget the pain temporarily with hypnosis.

But other people's beautiful anchor girls accompany you on dates, eat with you, and hypnotize others, can you still have a good time together?

What rice? The sudden joke caught Dong Keyan, who was dying of pain, off guard, and she looked at Li Bai dumbfounded.

What's that?

！！！

Kim, Kimdan!?

For a while, I forgot about the severe convulsions and accompanying pain of the bile ducts blocked by stones, and I wanted to laugh out loud, but I couldn't laugh, and I was even more sad.

"I'm going to do this!"

Li Bai spread his hands helplessly, except for his mouth, he had no other tricks.

Dong Keyan rolled her eyes widely, the pain struck, she wanted to die again, and struggled to say, "Send me to the hospital." ”

The Spiritual Victory Method did have an effect, but it only worked for less than five seconds, and it was declared broken.

There is no doubt that the anchor girl paper was defeated by a psychiatrist, and it is still KO!

"Okay!"

Li Bai had no choice but to send the Buddha to the west and summoned the waiter: "Pay the bill, swipe my card!"

It's a real headache, the Thai people are amazing!

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