Me?"

Li Bai pointed at himself in disbelief Σ(°△°|||) _, thousands of calculations, but I didn't count that there was still this section.

How did a genuine human being with an ID card, a household registration, and a file become a monster?

What is this statement?

The little kid Yu Rui leaned out half of his body from behind the adult, pointed at Li Bai and shouted: "He, that's him!

Finally seized the opportunity, the bear child's heart was proud.

The monster is trapped in the police station, and the distance is zero, and this time it is considered a catastrophe.

"Okay, okay, since both parties are already there, let's fill out the registration form and take out the ID card! ”

The elderly policeman brought a form, which was completely business-like, and the report had to be registered and filed, not just a verbal report.

"Ah, you still need to keep your name and ID card?"

Yu Rui was a little dumbfounded, he didn't bring his ID card, but he still had to keep the name of the school.

He didn't want his police uncle to find him in school, and that would be troublesome.

(When registering at the police station with the birth certificate, the ID number will be automatically generated, and the ID card can be made at any time.) ）

"You think that calling the police is a casual report, and reporting a false police report is a legal responsibility. ”

The older policeman slapped the form on the table, and he could already discern some clues from the reactions of several bear children and adults.

It's just that since it's an alarm, the process that should be taken still has to be completed.

"That's it!"

The adult man in front of Yu Rui and a few other people looked at each other, hesitated and said, "Xiao Rui!

"No, you must call the police, Uncle Police, he's a monster!"

Yu Rui is still unyielding.

Cao Qinzhuo, Fang Yinyue and Wang Fan nodded violently together, they were a group, and they wanted to advance and retreat together.

"This ......"

A few adults hesitated, some reluctant to go to the end.

"What do you mean?"

The older policeman seemed to have caught something, and took on a questioning tone.

Li Bai looked at Xiao Wang, who called him, and he also heard that the adults were a little insincere, and even a little cowering and dodging, which was obviously abnormal.

Xiao Wang shrugged his shoulders, he is from the Criminal Investigation Department, he is just passing the word on his behalf, and he doesn't care about this at all in terms of duties, usually the police station is in charge, these people come to the door and ask Brother Li to come over and confront him, even if he goes to the police station, it is such a process.

To tell the truth, no one believes who is a monster or something when they call the police.

It's been so many years since the founding of the country, which monster still dares to become a spirit?

Is there really no royal law?

The older policeman's voice was a little more stern, and the adults who were with Yu Rui couldn't help but shudder, and quickly shook their heads.

"We're not calling the police. ”

"Hmph, you're all cowards!"

Yu Rui became angry, and his voice became sharp and harsh.

He came to the side of the Qingyao Demon Maiden and said, "Sister, you come to report!"

Minors may not file a case when they call the police, so these little ghosts are very smart and can actually think of pulling in adults and fake tigers.

"Huh?"

The Qingyao demon girl who was "fooled" by a few bear children pointed at herself.

Yu Rui urged: "He's a monster, report him quickly!"

Emmmm...... The demon girl glanced at Li Bai, her eyes rolled around, smiled sheepishly, and nodded.

"Good!" (??????)??

A bunch of people in the "......" office were dumbfounded.

It's just a matter of a few bear children doing something, it's a big deal to call the parents over to lead them and take them home to educate them.

You're an adult who mixes blindly and makes a lot of fun.

"Hmm, Qingyao, what the hell are you doing?"

originally thought that this demon girl had missed the horse's feet, but he didn't expect to throw the pot on his head, and Li Bai glared at the frog fiercely.

MMPs are really good at doing things!

The big devil is often very targeted when he does things, and he won't hurt his own people by mistake, this demon girl is different, no matter how much she doesn't care about, even her own people will be in trouble, to be precise, she won't even let go of herself.

She said proudly: "You are a monster, I want to report you!"

Immediately, it was like doing something earth-shattering, and I couldn't help but be happy.

There was a black line on the face of the big devil Li.

Who do you say, you monster?

It's simply reversing black and white, and the thief shouts to catch the thief (╯"□′)╯(┴─┴.

A frog demon girl ran to the public security bureau and pointed to a real living person and framed him as a monster, so whoever listens to it will think that this is nonsense, and the Internet doesn't dare to write like this.

"Puff, puff......" Officer Wang was about to lose control of himself.

Li Bai said angrily: "These are all mentally ill, and I will take them all back for a good examination later." ”

He immediately picked up his mobile phone and dialed the number of Xiao Nuxia.

Officer Xiao Wang forced back a smile and was about to collapse more and more.

The call was answered quickly.

"Hey, Li Bai, have you come back from poverty alleviation?"

Xiao Wei didn't know where the person was, the background sound of the call was very noisy, and it was not like a quiet environment like in the Yongling Martial Arts Gym, even if there was a sound, it was music.

Based on her understanding of Li Bai's net worth, if she goes to engage in poverty alleviation work, there is no pressure at all to drive the economy of one or two counties and cities, and sometimes she only needs to provide funds to leverage local industries and inject vitality into the economy.

It's just that Xiao Nuxia's words have some jokes in them.

"I'm going to poor areas to do medical service activities, not to help the poor!"

Li Bai strictly corrected the other party's erroneous cognition.

He and his medical team bought and bought all the way in Zhelou County and Wangmu County, which more or less drove a little local economy.

With Li Bai's big hands, there are still hundreds of thousands of dollars casually, which are almost worthy of a tourist group.

"Okay, okay, you are going to the countryside for medical treatment, what, just came back? Rub it together, pick you up? Call my master and little sister together?"

Xiao Wei is about to set up a dinner party when she opens her mouth, and it is indeed a good reason to catch the wind and wash the dust.

"There are many opportunities to eat, Yu Rui, do you know your uncle's family. ”

Li Bai hurriedly got back to the point.

"Xiao Rui, what is he doing again, wait, he's with you?" Xiao Nuxia's brain turned quickly, and she suddenly figured out the taste, her heart tightened, and she couldn't help but start worrying.

"Hehe!" First sneered, Li Bai said angrily: "This kid and a few of his classmates, I don't know where to find a few adults, are reporting me as a monster in the Public Security Bureau!"

"(⊙o⊙) What?"

Xiao Wei was confused and confused.

Report that Li Bai is a monster?

What's new in this?

"Hey, are you still listening?"

Li Bai thought that Xiao Wei was so frightened that he even threw away his mobile phone.

"Oh, I'm still listening, where are you? I'll be right here!"

After all, it was related to her little nephew, Xiao Wei immediately panicked.

"At the Nanhu District Public Security Bureau, if you have time, come over quickly!"

Li Bai added a specific address, so that it was convenient for Xiao Nuxia to find a place.

This time, it was finally the turn of those little kids to be dumbfounded.

In the end, he is young and has not much experience, and once the situation is out of his imagination, he immediately panics, and he has no idea at all.

Fang Yinyue said anxiously: "Uncle, Uncle Li, we are wrong, we won't call the police, sister, let's leave quickly!"

In the end, the little girl has a more complete brain development than boys of the same age, and she noticed something wrong at the first time.

Li Bai's phone call seems to be the legendary parent.

It makes no difference whether they call their parents in the public security bureau or call them to the public security bureau, and they may think that they have done something illegal or criminal.

I am afraid that there will be no good fruit to eat at that time.

"Hey, shall we just withdraw like this?"

The little fat man Cao Qinzhuo finally realized that something was wrong.

"He, his name seems to be my aunt!"

Yu Rui's face turned pale, he originally just wanted the police to investigate Li Bai's true identity.

If it's really a monster, with the police force of a district public security bureau, maybe, probably, it should be able to take it.

The reality, however, is ...... I've watched too many Hollywood blockbusters with this little ghost, and I overestimate my rabbit's standing security firepower.

If it were a police department in the United States, it might have such a firepower.

But in Huaxia, in the police station in the urban area, there are at most a few micro charges, and then there are police pistols equipped.

Just say that this police pistol, fighting wild boars are enough to choke, as for beating people, not two or three shots do not kill people, sometimes you have to shoot seven or eight shots, Jianghu people call "small smashing cannon", stationary ability is almost nothing, often one shot two eyes, it is easy to cause penetrating injuries, as long as it does not hit the vital point, you can always wait for the 120 ambulance, after picking the bullet can throw people into the prison.

Occasionally, the wild boars that wander to the scenic spots of Huxi City, there are basically few that are fortunate to die under the guns of the police, and most of them are unjustly killed under the stones and sticks (broom sticks, mop rods) that owe the people who eat melons.

With such a firepower configuration, it is okay to stop criminals who do not have firearms.

Want to deal with youkai?

Let's pull it down!

()^)) = convex

The bears are just thinking too much.

"Don't go!"

No matter how a few little ghosts pleaded, the Qingyao demon girl died without moving, and she insisted that Li Bai was a monster.

You see, the attributes of the pit teammates are revealed!

Xiao Wang followed Lao Zhang and a few of them old criminal investigators, more or less sharpened their eyesight, looked up and down, stared at the adults who were with those little ghosts and said, "You guys, what's going on?"

There is no way to kill people with your eyes, but the skill of forcing people with your eyes still has a little bit of power, for ordinary people, Officer Xiao Wang's eyes already have enough oppressive power, and his heart panicked, and blurted out: "Comrade police, we are just hired temporarily!"

Nani?!

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