Section 101 - The Dragon Breeder
Almost following President Wang's front and back feet, several other members of the Anti-Feudal Superstition Association arrived one after another, and Room 1110, with only a long large conference table, still looked very empty.
After the old men sat down around the conference table, they stared at Li Bai one by one, and their curious eyes kept looking at him.
The whole association was originally more like a club of retired old cadres, and the addition of Li Bai, a young member, was tantamount to injecting a little young vitality into the association.
Su Qiwen, a part-time little secretary, sat at the end of the conference table obediently, spreading out a notebook with a black leather cover in front of her, ready to make meeting minutes.
Although the anti-feudal superstition association is small, it has all kinds of rules and regulations.
Under the focus of everyone's eyes, Li Bai was a little unnatural.
These old guys must be jealous that they are younger and more handsome than them, but even a few more glances will not make them younger.
President Wang coughed, knocked on the table dissatisfiedly, and said, "Okay, look at you like this, it looks like you want to eat people, don't frighten the young people." ”
"Hehe, when I saw Dr. Li, I remembered when I was young, what a look!"
Chen Yong, a retired officer of the Municipal Organization Department, sighed that decades have passed, and things are wrong, and he really wants to borrow from God for another 500 years.
"It's nonsense again, people's surname is Li, your surname is Chen, you don't look in the mirror, you have black skin and a hemp face, is this called like?"
Immediately, an old member could remind Chen Yong not to feel good about himself, he was Xi Jianguo, the director of the former People's Armed Forces Department, with a straight temper and no sand in his eyes.
"Hahaha!"
The other old men laughed and laughed, and they were all masters of endless fun fighting with others, and it became one of their main pleasures to get together and lift each other's bars after retirement.
"Okay, okay, the joke will stop, don't let the young people see our jokes, Lao Chen, your blood pressure will rise again in a while. ”
Zou Xueping, who retired from the position of deputy director of the Health Bureau, played a round game, he was the most indisputable one among several old men, others looked for him to praise him, but he couldn't make half of the stuffy fart, and over time, no one asked him to play the game of raising the bar and fighting his mouth.
"Director Zou, I've been on fire for the past two days, is there any good way. ”
An old man with a bitter face gestured at Zou Xueping, the retired deputy director of the Health Bureau.
Lao Wu is the secretary of the army who has retired from a demobilized illness, and he has not been in good health, either he is uncomfortable here, or he is not happy there, and he has been suffering from minor illnesses, and most of the time he has been raised at home in a month, and it is difficult to go out.
"Ask Director Zou what he is doing, he is in charge of medical equipment, he knows how to fart, I have one here that suits you. ”
Sima Zhao, who retired from the customs, held his own large enamel jar, he is an authentic health fan, and even drinking tea has a famous hall, Taiping Monkey Kui in the morning, Wuyi Dahongpao at noon, Lao Banzhang cooked cakes in the afternoon, and Anhua Tianjian in the evening, full of routines.
"Yes, I didn't eat well for the past two days, and my throat was a little uncomfortable. ”
Wu Cheng's eyes lit up, and the fire in the past few days made him feel worried.
Director Sima Zhao held the enamel jar that served the people and said with a smile: "This thing is called the Blood Breaking Pill, which guarantees the right symptoms." ”
"What's Dan?"
Not only Wu Cheng, but even Li Bai pricked up his ears, could it be the legendary elixir?
"Speak human words!"
Ning Siyong, who had been silent, glared at Sima Zhao, this guy always spoke in a weird tone, and he would be caught up in it if he wasn't careful.
Old Man Sima glanced at Old Man Ning with some fear, pursed his lips and said, "It's the Purple Back Gold Plate!"
In the association, he is most afraid of two people, one is President Wang Ping'anfa, and the other is this old man Ning, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, seven retired old cadres with different personalities get together to partner, intrigue and fight, more joyful than the ancient court.
Li Bai is destined not to be lonely when he joins this anti-feudal superstitious association.
Su Qiwen, the little secretary sitting at the end of the conference table, was about to be lost, it was a blood-breaking pill, and it was a purple-backed gold plate, how could it sound so mysterious.
As an old discipline cadre, Wang Ping'an paused his crutches and said coldly: "Sima, if you don't want to say it, don't say it." ”
The momentum is up, Yu Wei is still there, dare to ask the old general, can you still eat?
The two jealous characters spoke, Sima Zhao couldn't pretend anymore, and said stupidly: "It's white-haired prunella, a small amount of Kuding can be drunk together, it can clear heat and anneal, sterilize and reduce inflammation, and the effect is immediate, but it is slightly poisonous, so you can't take it more." ”
I figured out a small recipe, but before I could pretend to be forced, I was poked by two old guys together.
"White-haired summer withered grass, you are really good at bluffing, Lao Tzu almost fell for you, we are anti-feudal superstition, not for you to pretend to be a ghost. ”
Wu Cheng slapped the table.
"It's not kind to be a man, two rules! ”
"I was sent to the Western Suburbs Prison for three days of reflection, and I had acquaintances, including room and board, so that he could experience life. ”
"Copy the hair and choose it a hundred times, a hundred times!"
No wonder it is said that this person is getting older and younger, and a group of old men are like a group of children, and they are only a little older, and they start to coax collectively.
“......”
Li Bai, who was almost fooled into the same situation, finally saw the skills of these old men, and sure enough, people are not good-looking, even if they retreat, their combat effectiveness is still amazing.
The little fairy, who was serious about the meeting minutes, saw Li Bai's speechless gaze looking at her, she shrugged her shoulders strangely, and she didn't write a word in the notebook except for the time and the participants, well, there is a small flower, a small flower......
Li Bai's cuffs suddenly moved, and the green snake wrapped around his wrist rushed onto the table, spitting out letters at these angry old men.
Who are you scaring about?
This demon girl is not convinced!
In the conference room, the elegant finch was silent in an instant, and the Qingyao demon girl succeeded in dominating the field.
"Snake meat is rich in a variety of amino acids, there is glutamic acid that enhances the vitality of brain cells and aspartic acid that can relieve human fatigue, long-term consumption can strengthen nerves, prolong life, prevent disease, reduce cholesterol, prevent and treat arteriosclerosis, prevent cardiovascular disease and osteoporosis, should not be eaten with carp, mung beans, yellow eel, potatoes, onions, shallots, oranges, avoid tea and wine......"
Sima Zhao, who was being criticized by the collective, stared at the green snake on the conference table, and said the benefits of eating snakes like a few family treasures, and it was indeed a genuine (fearful) life (death) specialist (ghost) family
Qingyao Demon Girl: (⊙.⊙),, what kind of players are these? I know that I can't stew with carp.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is my pet, not a snake, and if you eat her, you're going to be poisoned. ”
Li Bai caught the angry demon girl, for fear that she would make another uncontrollable mess.
"It's not a snake, but it's a snake!"
Sima Zhao frowned, couldn't he even distinguish a snake when he was old?
Suddenly I was shocked, it was terrible! Go home and cut a few slices of ginseng and make up for it.
Qingyao Demon Girl twisted her body unrelentingly, refusing to give up, Li Bai was busy suppressing it, and said with a dry smile: "It's Jiao, a frog!"
The snake's tail under the table still flicked up from time to time.
"It turned out to be Jiao!"
Old man Ning didn't think much about it, when he heard Li Bai mention the word "pet", he remembered the pigeons he raised, because of the outbreak of bird flu, he had to slaughter them all and give them away to stew, and now in retrospect, he was full of old tears.
There is also a name totoro in the pet world.,It's obviously a mouse.,But it's named a cat.,No horns, no scales, and can't fly.,Just want to have a relationship with the dragon.,Isn't this nonsense?
Sima Zhao regarded the Qingyao Demon Maiden as a new breed, shook his head and said: "Cut, young people are young people, what is a small Jiao, I still have a dragon!"
"What are your two little red dragons, a silver dragon I raised is beginning to show signs of turning into a golden dragon. ”
Chen Yong coldly poured a scoop of cold water on Sima.
"Golden Dragon, if you really want to raise it, you will make a lot of money, don't brag?"
"The golden dragon and the silver dragon are so difficult to raise, they can be eaten, and they are picky, and they will die if they are not careful. ”
Unconsciously, the old men began to habitually crooked buildings again, talking about their own dragon (fish) experience, and after retirement, in order to pass the time, flowers, birds, insects and fish play everything.
Qingyao Demon Girl was already trembling with fright, everyone was a big man who raised dragons, and she couldn't afford to provoke herself, and she couldn't afford to provoke her.
Li Bai was not as inexplicably frightened as a demon girl, but he just felt that these old-timers played a good high-end.
Raising a frog by yourself is already exhausting, and raising a red dragon or any dragon at home is estimated to be the life of a 24-hour cook.
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