"Oh, magic!"

Thinking that the other party was just helping the script, not forcibly pulling Zhuangding, and he didn't have any lines, Li Bai didn't refuse to help this little favor.

"That's good, that's good, I'm worried about stringing lines, this ...... Hey, by the way, what do you call me, my surname is Geng, you can call me Lao Geng. ”

As long as it's not a competitor, it doesn't matter, the middle-aged man with his hairline moving up breathed a sigh of relief and asked tentatively.

"My surname is Li, call me Li Bai, or Xiao Li is okay, there are not many lines in magic, but it doesn't have any effect, let's start now?"

Li Bai picked up the script in his hand and glanced at it.

The name of the cross talk is "Pearl Jade White Jade Bun", which is adapted from the old cross talk joke "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup", which can be a single person or two people.

"Xiao Li, you look at the script first, and then let's start again, your lines here are not difficult, just be responsible for praising them. ”

The middle-aged man who was preparing for the cross talk gestured to Li Bai to look at the contents of the script first.

Anyway, it's an annual meeting show within the health system, and it can't be on TV, and no one will plagiarize such a thing.

"Okay, I'll go through it first. ”

Li Bai nodded and began to turn the pages.

Although it is an old joke, it is a new wine in an old bottle, which has been artistically adapted to fit the current real life.

The protagonist is not Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang's bittersweet recollection, but the self-proclaimed farmer's son of the big leader personally led the cadres to the grassroots level, close to the masses to live on the ground, and the people below patted the sycophants, and the result was self-defeating, and the story of photographing the horse's legs reflects the current thriving life of the Chinese people from the side.

I have to say...... It's really bold and innovative.

It's just such a bun, and no one among the big leaders and cadres can eat it in the end, which is very comic.

But if anyone dares to copy this book, it will be a fancy death, so this middle-aged man doesn't mind being surprised to see it.

After scanning more than a dozen pages of the script at a glance and ten lines, Li Bai raised his head and said, "It's okay, let's start!"

"Okay! Three, two, one! Action! Leaders, today I would like to give you a greeting for the early years!"

The other party is also a funny person, and he also started filming film and television.

As soon as I entered the state, I immediately seemed to be a different person, taking the corridor wall as an audience, and talking and laughing by myself.

All Li Bai needs to do is follow the script.

"Number 17!"

Someone shouted at the door of the large conference room.

A solo singer stopped humming, hugged an electronic keyboard, and walked in.

"Wait a minute!"

The middle-aged man with a high hairline who was in the cross talk script with Li Bai made a pause gesture and picked up his mobile phone to dial.

"Hey, Zhihong, where are you? It's almost our turn, why are you still blocked? What's going on today, it's blocked like this, hurry up, if you don't come again, my show will only become a stand-up comedy." ”

He is also very anxious, although there are alternatives, but the appeal of self-teasing stand-up comedy is much worse than that of the two of them.

Li Bai looked at each other.

"Let's move on!"

The middle-aged man waved his hand and regained his composure.

This kind of style made Li Bai see some clues, if he didn't guess wrong, he should be a leader who is not big or small.

After a while, it was almost the turn of the middle-aged man, and a pot-bellied man ran out of the elevator with a sweaty head, the heat rising on his bare head, and a down jacket was completely open, revealing a blue shirt full of sweat marks.

"Geng Bureau, it's not started yet!"

"Zhihong, it's going to be our turn, I almost can't catch up, thanks to this young man, I can practice a few more times, you're okay here, right?"

The middle-aged man with a high hairline finally breathed a sigh of relief, although he was very calm on the surface and had a backup plan, it would definitely be a lie to say that he was not in a hurry.

"No problem, no problem, my back is ripe. ”

The pot-bellied man who partnered the middle-aged man with a high hairline hurriedly waved his hand, trotted all the way, took Li Bai's hand and shook it vigorously, and said, "Thank you, thank you, you have done us a great favor, leave a phone call, and take the time to eat together." ”

"No, it's a gesture. ”

Seeing how polite the other party was, Li Bai also smiled, but he didn't expect that this old Geng seemed to be the director, which was in line with his previous guess, but he didn't know which director it was.

In Huxi City, there are many people who are qualified to be called the director, the director of the city bureau is called the director, the director of the district is also called the director, and the polite deputy director is also the director, and it is not necessarily the health system.

"This is Xiao Li, eh, Xiao Li, which unit do you work in?"

This Director Geng finally began to inquire about Li Bai's unit.

Li Bai said truthfully: "The Seventh Court of the City." ”

The pot-bellied man smiled and said, "The Seventh Academy, the unit of the Seventh Courtyard is good, my name is Zhang Zhihong, just call me Lao Zhang." ”

Compared to the lower level of the Red Cross and community hospitals, the Seventh Hospital is actually a very good specialized hospital.

Between the relationship between Pingshui and Pingshui, the two did not say anything more to Li Bai, except for a "bureau" that was accidentally revealed, as for what unit and position were not revealed.

Since the other party didn't plan to tell him, it was probably because he was avoiding suspicion, Li Bai knew it, and he wasn't ready to ask.

"Number 19!"

Someone was shouting again, and the face of the person who went in to play and sing with the electronic piano was a little unpleasant, and many people who were waiting guessed that most of them had failed to act.

The people who participated in the performance pre-selection of the annual meeting are basically amateur contestants, and their psychological quality is much worse than that of professional performers.

Even if you usually play well when playing tickets, which is comparable to professionalism, but when you really go on stage, there are often huge ups and downs in the level, and it is not impossible to even play completely abnormally.

"Call us! Zhihong, let's go, young man, come on!"

Geng "Bureau" pulled his partner and walked to the door of the conference room, and turned around and gave Li Bai a thumbs up.

Li Bai nodded.

Ten minutes before and after the stand-up comedy "Pearl Jade White Jade Bun", it is longer than the ordinary singing time, perhaps the content of the new version of "Pearl Jade White Jade Bun" is closer to reality, and laughter erupts from time to time in the large conference room.

The annual meeting was originally a closed-door entertainment for the health system, and the program focused on participation, so the threshold for pre-selection was not much higher, as long as it was played normally.

Obviously, this new cross talk has a high probability of passing.

"Number 20!"

The number was called, and there was still a number from Li Bai.

"Xiao Li, come on!"

"Do a good job, you can do it. ”

Lao Geng and Zhang Zhihong, who were happy, walked out of the large conference room and waved their fists at Li Bai to encourage them.

The others looked envious of Li Bai, and they also heard the belated pot-bellied man's mouth called "Geng Bureau", no matter what the bureau was, he was the leader.

Having the appreciation of leaders means that it is an opportunity.

"Thank you!"

Li Bai nodded.

No. 20 missed, and before he even arrived for half a minute, he gave up with a frustrated face.

"Number 21!"

"It's coming!"

Li Bai walked into the large conference room with a piece of paper printed with a serial number.

There is a large space inside, and a long table is set up at the same time, and there are five judges in the room.

A middle-aged female judge wearing glasses in the middle looked at the list in her hand and said, "Is Li Bai from the Seventh Municipal Academy?"

"It's me! I'm Li Bai!"

Li Bai nodded.

"Your show is magic, isn't it?"

The middle-aged woman looked at Li Bai while looking at the list.

Well?

Something to talk about?

Li Bai looked puzzled.

"There are already five magic shows in the annual meeting that have signed up for the pre-audition, and according to the plan, only one magic show can be on stage, so I suggest that if the magic show is not exciting enough, it is better to change the program. ”

The glasses-wearing middle-aged female judges get straight to the point.

In fact, the magic show of the annual meeting has been determined, it is a department director of a hospital in the city, the other party has a third-level actor rating, has participated in TV dramas, is good at a variety of magic performances, the typhoon is very good, it can be said that he is a magician who has been delayed by medicine.

Although most of the performers at the annual meeting are amateurs, all walks of life are inevitably Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and there may be a few professional ones hidden in it.

"Sorry, I can only do magic!"

Li Bai shrugged his shoulders, he guessed roughly what was going on.

Even if others are still allowed to participate in the caucuse, I'm afraid it's just a formality and accompanying the prince to study.

But it doesn't matter, if you play normally, I have already told Qiao Shangyang, the director of the department, that if you lose the election, don't blame him.

"Now that you've decided, let's start performing!"

The middle-aged female judge wearing glasses had already said everything that should be said, nodded directly, and motioned for Li Bai to start.

She will not refuse Li Bai's pre-audition performance, after all, young people still have to give a chance.

"Thank you!"

Although the other party pointed out the words thoroughly, Li Bai still felt that this pre-selection was at least fair.

"As we all know, the core of magic lies in an 'incredible', and there was already a saying about a hundred operas two thousand years ago in Chinese civilization......

Li Bai said as he took off his down jacket and seemed to be preparing.

With a shake of his hand, the down jacket disappeared in an instant.

The judges were all taken aback, and even the middle-aged female judges, who were relaxed and leaning back in their chairs, involuntarily sat up straight.

This hand is very beautiful!

“...... Magic is a word, called magic in English, but in China, it is called illusion and juggling......"

With a wave of Li Bai's hand, a wooden table appeared in the air, tapping the tabletop.

A caster appeared on the table, then a pot, lit the fire, threw in a small piece of butter, grabbed two more eggs, touched left and right, the egg whites and yolks fell into the pan, and began to fry the eggs.

Pinched up the trick, a mini black cloud gathered on the table, like a torrential rain fell into the pot without any difference, the boiling water quickly boiled, put it into the dough, sprinkled the package......

What's magic?

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