0001 old man, you pit me
In a dark room, two figures whispered.
"Boy, if you don't promise, I want to change my phone!"
"Old man, don't deceive people too much, your demands are too much!"
"Boy, don't pretend to be pure with me here, you are brought up by me, what virtue do you have, I don't know yet, old man, this matter is not negotiable, if you want to change your smartphone, you have to agree to my request, otherwise you don't have to talk about it." ”
"Count you ruthless!" Ye Qiu walked out of the room angrily, compromising the old man's request, and the old man showed a smug smile in the dark.
......
The next day, early in the morning, Qin'an Temple was boiling!
The underwear of the nuns of all sizes in Qin'an Temple disappeared overnight, and even the host of Qin'an Temple did not escape the devil's grasp!
The nuns' eyes were on fire, trying to catch the shameless thief who had stolen their underwear last night, and they kept looking around, not sparing every corner.
Ye Qiu's technique was clean and neat, and he didn't leave a trace in last night's 'shameful' theft.
In fact, Ye Qiu also hated the shameless request of the old man, but he was caught seven inches and had to compromise, so he attacked the nuns against his conscience.
He looked at the entire nunnery from a bush not far from Qin'an Temple, and felt quite remorseful in his heart, he definitely didn't do it on purpose, "Don't blame me, it's all the old man's request." ”
When Ye Qiu observed the situation of Qin'an Temple on the mountain for a while, he lay down on the branch and slept for a while, until when he returned to the broken thatched hut, it was almost dusk.
Ye Qiu took steps, stepped on the bluestone, and climbed to the top of the mountain little by little, just as he was about to summon the old head, he found that there were people standing in front of him.
All of them are dressed in clear colored robes, their heads are shiny, who are the nuns of the Qin'an Temple.
"Did you do it?" the host of Qin'an Temple asked, her gaze made the old man dare not look directly, dodged vigorously, and hurriedly vetoed: "It can't be me, meditate, you know my intentions, you know my heart, you know better who I am, how could I do such a nasty thing." ”
"Host, don't listen to his nonsense, there are people living here on the entire mountain except our Qin'an Temple, who else can there be besides him!" a nun interjected.
"Hey, little girl, you can't talk nonsense, old man, I was also a handsome guy when I was young, how could I do such a tasteless thing, but what you said is true, there are people living here in Qin'an Temple and me on the whole mountain. "The old man saw my figure appear behind me and smiled at me, what is this old man going to do?
Then the old man's voice changed, and he said: "But meditation, I'm not the only one here, I'm honest and honest, there is no doubt about this, if there are others, then only my unfilial disciple is left, disciple, you came back just right, Elder Jingxin has something to ask you." ”
Ye Qiu was stunned, he suddenly had a bad feeling, the old man waved his hand at him, at this time, it was impossible for him to leave even if he wanted to, otherwise he would be even more convinced that the incident of losing the underwear last night was his doing.
Ye Qiuqiang squeezed out a smile, greeted him, saluted the meditation master, and said, "I've seen the meditation master." ”
Naturally, Master Jingxin had also seen Ye Qiu, and her impression of Ye Qiu was not bad, but now all the disciples of the nunnery were standing here, although she didn't think it was Ye Qiu's doing, she had to ask: "Ye Qiu, did you know about the theft of my Qin'an Temple yesterday?"
Although Ye Qiu understood in his heart what Master Jing was referring to, he could only pretend not to know at this moment, shook his head and said, "The junior doesn't know, don't you doubt me?"
"Sister Jingxin, I can promise that it will never be my precious apprentice's doing, if you don't believe it, you can go to his room to search, if you find it, I will punish this kid immediately!"
Ye Qiu frowned, feeling that today's old color head was a little different from the past, this guy was in a good mood, why did he look so happy.
"This old man must still be thinking about Master Tranquility!" Ye Qiu scolded in his heart, glanced at the old man, and suddenly he felt that something was wrong, the old man spoke differently today, and he was a baby, according to his habit, he would never say that, could ......
Ye Qiu seemed to realize that the old man was wrong, and at this moment, a nun quickly walked out of the thatched hut on the side, and there was a large package in her hand.
"Presiding, we found it in Ye Qiu's room. After the handsome nun finished speaking, she opened the package, and when she saw that it was a piece of underwear, Ye Qiu was stunned! He slowly turned his head to look at the old man, and had the heart to ask what was going on, but he didn't expect the old man to turn his head and deliberately not look at him.
Ye Qiu knew that he had been pitted by the old man!
"Ye Qiu, how do you explain it?" Master Jingjing's face was very bad, and the nuns behind him also had angry expressions, eager to tear Ye Qiu apart.
"This ...... It's really not me...... It's a misunderstanding......" Ye Qiu's weak defense, saying anything at this time felt like a cover-up.
"Hmph, stinky boy, why did you do such a thing, it's a shame on me. The old man stood up at this time and scolded Ye Qiu, and then he looked at Mrs. Jingxin with a smile, and said with a smile: "Sister Jingxin, I have no way to discipline me, if this kind of thing happens, I will definitely give you an explanation, and I hope that Sister Jingxin Haihan, in the future, I will come to apologize." ”
Seeing that the old man had an attitude, Master Jing nodded too, they were all old neighbors, and she couldn't fight and kill because of this, so she left with all the nuns, although she left, but the old head must give an explanation to Qin'an Temple in the future.
When all the nuns disappeared, Ye Qiu darkened his face and said, "Old man, you deliberately framed me. ”
"Apprentice, don't blame the master, I didn't expect Sister Jingxin to come to the door so quickly, if he caught me doing it, then the master's lifelong happiness will be in vain, is this what you want to see?"
"So you're going to cheat me?" Ye Qiu said unmoved.
"Apprentice, the master compensates you, look, this is the smartphone you want, the Internet speed thief is good, the movies are all in high definition, and there is a lot of memory, enough for you to download hundreds of films!" said the old color head, took out a black mobile phone, and handed it to Ye Qiu.
Ye Qiu fiddled with it, and sure enough, this smartphone was much better than that kind of keyboard, and it was the style he had always wanted.
"Old man, you gave me the phone so easily, it's not just because of this matter, right? Say, what else do you want me to do?" Ye Qiu casually put the phone into his trouser pocket, and stared at the old man with bright eyes.
The old man smiled and said, "I know that I can't hide it from you kid, I really want you to do one thing." ”
Ye Qiu was silent and motioned for the old man to continue.
"Ahem, here's the thing, I have an old friend, he wants to ask me to protect someone, he was kind to me back then, this cause and effect still has to be repaid, old man, I'm old now, it's not okay to fight, so I think about it, only you can go for me. The old man said quite seriously.
"You also know the current situation, if you continue to stay here, the nuns will not stop, so you can just go down the mountain. ”
Ye Qiu was still silent, thinking about it carefully, this was indeed the case, if he stayed here, if he saw those nuns in the future, he would inevitably be ridiculed and buried, and then watching the old man talk about analyzing him, he even wondered if it was designed by the old man, and the purpose was to let him go down the mountain.
"Well, I promise you. Ye Qiu agreed, staying in the mountains for many years, he was also tired of it. There's nothing wrong with going down the mountain, after all, there's a chance to meet female netizens.
"Here, here's the man's contact information, pack up and go. ”
The next day, Ye Qiu went down the mountain and finally left this deep mountain where he had lived for more than ten years.
"You kid, don't mess with your eyes when you get to the metropolis. The old man admonished.
"You know, these eyes of mine are for appreciating good things, and I don't use them for bad things. Ye Qiu waved his hand, and disappeared from the old man's field of vision little by little.