Chapter 148: Whitewashing
After the rain, the sky is clear, and a rainbow hangs in the sky, which is very pleasing to the eye.
A group of birds fluttered over the col, very fat, like a goose, Mu Shaoan turned on the energy sniper mode, and with two shots, he dropped five or six of them.
When he walked over, his nose was about to be crooked, and he was baked into porridge by the high temperature.
This weapon is too powerful and a headache.
He had no choice but to pick up two stones and catch up with them in one go, and then hit seven big birds.
It's inhumane to be hungry, and it is said that he has not had a good meal since he lurked in the ruins of the Knoll civilization for two hundred years.
Shaoqing, a pile of wood set up a raging fire, seven big birds fatter than geese, more than 20 catties were hung on the big gun, Mu Shaoan held it with one hand, it felt like a barbecue, although it was charred and ugly, but it was fragrant.
Tear off one, bite hard, his eyes suddenly lit up, except for the charred black place is a little bitter, the meat inside is fresh and tender, a mouthful of hot air straight into the abdomen, fragrant but not greasy, fine but not firewood, tender but not scattered, elastic but not old, almost swallowed the tongue.
Surprisingly delicious!
A gust of wind swept away, and Mu Shaoan began to regret it, knowing that he should have beaten down all those birds and roasted them and eaten them.
While thinking, he hummed and lay on the ground, looking up at the sky, a small black dot was rapidly falling, and a minute later, a landing ship engraved with the military mark of the Qin Empire landed not far from him, and hundreds of heavily armed Qin Empire soldiers rushed out, along with five black mechas.
The moment he saw these five mechas, Mu Shaoan's eyes couldn't help but shrink.
Ma egg, dark gold mecha, and it is still five, Qin civilization is really awesome.
Just these five dark gold mecha are here, and he Mu Boss has no temper, because he can't beat them at all.
Not to mention hundreds of heavily armed heavy infantry.
Therefore, Mu Shaoan was completely sluggish at this time, so he almost raised his hand to surrender.
The person who came didn't ask anything at all, and more than a dozen soldiers came up directly, and the cool big gun in his hand was directly aimed at him, and then someone took an instrument and clicked at him for a while, and in less than three seconds, the result came out.
"Genetic testing passed, identity verification passed, the identity of the target was Private Ang, the 16th Frontier Battalion of the Empire, 72 days ago, was attacked by the enemy fleet during the daily space border search mission, and the whole army was annihilated, this person escaped in fear, and his rescue capsule was found by the No. 057 field rescue ship, after which the No. 057 field rescue ship was attacked by the enemy and crashed on the planet Andora, this person survived again. β
"Later, Private Aung was forcibly recruited by the S-class guardian of the Chaos Headquarters, Lord Zhan, to complete the combat mission with the enemy, but this person escaped with the help of the rainstorm, causing the S-class Guardian Lord Zhan and Master Zero to break through and fail, and after three days and nights of fierce fighting with the enemy, they died with the enemy, and the other three soldiers were also killed, and only Private Aung escaped with his life again. β
"Hey, it turned out to be a lucky deserter? He didn't die several times in a row, and the garbage killed the fat man, disarmed him, and sent him to a court-martial!
A guy who seems to be a chief said coldly.
Then someone immediately stepped forward and snatched the big gun in Mu Shaoan's hand, directly buckled the energy handcuffs and leg cuffs, and brought it to the landing ship.
Mu Shaoan didn't resist during the whole process, in fact, he couldn't ask for it, he was just a deserter, but he was not a deserter on the battlefield, so he would not be shot, but as long as he went to a military court and was imprisoned for a few more years, his identity would be completely fine, and he would be whitewashed.
And in order to achieve this goal, he did not even want the captured big guns.
In this way, it is not in vain that he personally slaughtered the last hunter, creating the illusion that the lamp and Zero will die together, and as soon as the two of them die, there is really no proof of death.
In order to avoid leaving flaws, he is really about to use up all his brain cells.
Now it seems that the effect is not bad.
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Half a month later, the Third Military Court of the Qin Empire pronounced a verdict: Citizen Ang passively slacked off on the battlefield, ignored his comrades and fled to the death with the enemy, and is now deprived of his private status, supernumerary guardian status, and the citizen's welfare level was downgraded to F, and sentenced him to three years in prison, effective immediately.
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Three years later, Mu Shaoan walked out of the prison gate step by step, the sun was shining outside, and he was smiling brightly.
His identity has been thoroughly recorded in the Qin Empire's citizen files, and it is completely clear, and now, he can finally show his strength and act recklessly.
"Fatty, fat!"
Someone was shouting in the distance.
Mu Shaoan glanced left and right, and found that he was the only fat man, this is quite a pit, and there are still people who come to pick him up from prison?
"Hey, what are you kid for? I don't even know me, I heard that you were a deserter, and you won't be beaten as a fool in it, right?"
The person who came was a thin man, but not the thin kind of hemp stalk bean sprouts, with the technology of the Qin civilization, all citizens were born as little supermen, and it is impossible to have any birth defects and diseases.
"Hmm, do I recognize you?" Mu Shaoan said seriously, with a piercing look in his eyes, when he came out just now, he saw that this guy's eyes were a little empty, wouldn't it be to pry Lao Tzu's girlfriend?
Sure enough, the guy immediately wilted, his eyes dodged, and he was at a loss.
"Ahem, don't be like this, fatty, can't I do what I did before? This, this- I hope you understand. β
Mu Shaoan blinked, looked this guy up and down, sure enough, he was a good man, he pried Lao Tzu's girlfriend, but he still dared to pick up Lao Tzu from prison, awesome!
"Brother, what's your name?"
Mu Shao'an said in an unkind tone, thinking to himself, should I give him a left hook or a right hook, is it a panda eye or a sky-facing nose, or is it a cow chop?
"I-fuck, fat man, look at your little eyes, murderous, don't say you're so awesome as a deserter, what's my name? Didn't I just sell your house, and I didn't pry your girlfriend, it's you who haven't had a girlfriend since you were a child!" The kid on the other side seemed to be startled, and quickly shouted.
Oh, I didn't pry my girlfriend, but this also makes sense, with the size of the fat brother, I really don't have a girlfriend.
Mu Shaoan didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and left, it's best to have no girlfriend, a bright moon, a breeze on both sleeves, sign up for the army in a few days, a new beginning, a new starting point, let the gods and Buddhas witness the rise of the fat man.
"Hey, fatty, where are you going, you are now an F-class citizen, you have to live in the slums!" the kid grabbed Mu Shao'an again.
"What about the money from the sale of the house? you have to pay me back, I don't want you interest. β
"Uh, fatty, I'm also an F-class citizen, where do I have money, I borrowed loan sharks in order to evade military service, and finally I was chased by the wolf cubs over there, so I used your house to offset the bill, I said we have to go quickly, if I let those guys know that you are out of prison, maybe they will come and chop off one of your arms." "The boy is getting weaker and weaker.
"What do you mean?"
"Uh, fatty, I'm sorry, I'm not human, I'm a loan shark I borrowed in your nameβ"
"How much?"
"I've borrowed 300,000 imperial coins, and it's been three and a half years, and I'm thinking, probably, maybe, it's almost 3 billion imperial coins! Fatty, you say, why didn't you die on the battlefield? You owe so much debt, it's better to die!"