Chapter 238: Advertising Designer
The crossbow barracks in the darkness of night were neither warm nor romantic, not even the aroma of food, and the rest was all explosive hormones.
When Mu Shao'an returned from the Longbeard Army with his crossbow squad, what he saw was hundreds of large black-eyed male and female recruits training frantically, well, in the thinking of black-eyed people, there is no such concept as ladies first or ladies are weak.
It's not because women are treated as livestock, but because all the women of the black-eyed people are livestock, such as the black little girl in Mu Shao'an's team, whose combat effectiveness can probably rank in the top three of the entire team, just ask if you are convinced?
Therefore, when their group appeared at this moment, it would be very dazzling, and many black-eyed recruits who had just been eliminated looked at them very unkindly.
This has nothing to do with any logic or feelings, purely because in their opinion, it is understandable to be eliminated temporarily, but it is disgusting to be willing to fall and really become a crossbowman.
Therefore, the eyes of contempt and mockery and disdain are still friendly, and the boos and whistles are normal, and it is even more understandable that more than a dozen black-eyed people came to block the way with piercing heads.
"Bluefeather Fly, do you just like to follow this incompetent deserter?"
It's a pity that the other party didn't come for Mu Shao'an, but for the only black girl in the team.
Hei Xiaomei didn't speak, and even the other black-eyed crossbowmen didn't say a word, after all, they had only been with Mu Shao'an for a day, although today's battle was shocking, but if it was far from enough to say that the three views were shaken, if they hadn't seen the 16 powerful Blue Demon Ranger Rangers being killed without resistance under their noses, they wouldn't have any respect for Mu Shao'an.
So at this moment, they just kept silent, instead of breaking off their friendship with Mu Shaoan immediately, which is really good.
"Pull out your weapons, or surrender on your knees!"
Mu Shaoan didn't say any nonsense, there is no reason to talk about these animals whose brains are full of muscles, defeat him, knock him down, this is the easiest and fastest way, and by the way, you can play a wave of free advertisements for your crossbowman team, there is only one girl in the team, how can it be enough, they will need to breed a race in the future.
So although this is a bit bullying, Mu Shaoan still shows a cold, hard, and excellent demeanor of the pig's foot aura.
The two super heavy crossbows on the body were thrown away, the crossbow guns were thrown away, the helmets were thrown away, the armor was thrown away, and in a few steps, like wind and fire, he drew the squadron leader's saber, and leaned over with a subtle staggered step in the screaming of the guy who rushed up on the opposite side.
"Khooth!"
The sword was unsheathed, and the big man's hands, feet, and limbs had already flown up automatically, leaving only a human stick smashed on the ground, and the blood was like four fountains, which was very beautiful.
Anyway, as long as he didn't die, the black-eyed man's medical officer could make the big guy recover quickly in 15 minutes, so he didn't mind making this commercial reality show a little more exciting.
The effect of the advertisement is indeed very good, the entire training ground of Nuoda is as quiet as a ghost, hundreds of pairs of eyes almost jump out, even the fierce and rebellious animals, at this moment have to carefully control their breathing and heartbeat.
Because it's not scientific.
And it's completely beyond comprehension.
They don't understand that even if Mu Shao'an's attributes and health are all in B-, even the combat skills on the surface are the same, but in fact, as a super senior lone dog who has been on the battlefield for a long time, his combat awareness will not be reduced too much, unless he is given an F-level weak body, he will be embarrassed to cook without rice.
But with the support of B-level strength, he can actually exert the strength of A+ level to some extent.
For example, at this moment, he can become a master of heavy crossbow snipers without a teacher.
"Excuse me. ”
Mu Shaoan smiled, and in the gentlest way in front of him, he faced the dozen or so thorny black-eyed recruits in front of him, since it was an advertisement, the best effect was to point to the point.
The dozen or so thorny-headed black-eyed recruits were a little flustered, and just when they didn't know whether to let or not, a cold snort sounded.
"Wait, do you dare to fight me?"
When I looked back, I saw a black-eyed female recruit who had been training alone a few hundred meters away from the opposite side striding towards her.
At this moment, Mu Shao'an keenly felt the subtle changes in the climate on the entire training ground, and many black-eyed recruits who had originally watched the excitement, and even those recruits who had been beaten off their arrogance, including the crossbowmen boys under Mu Shao'an's own command, quickly became hot.
Ma Dan, I hate this kind of character the most.
Okay, then it's difficult to shoot another advertising reality show, advertising, of course, you have to find a star to endorse.
So Mu Shaoan tilted his head, looked at and admired this majestic black-eyed young lady very seriously.
is about 4.20 meters tall, and this height, in the standard of earthlings, is 1.85 meters of long legs.
The width of the shoulders is 85 cm, the chest circumference is at least 1.72 meters, the hip width is 96 cm, the legs are two meters forty-five, the arms are two meters and twenty meters long, the skin is the standard milk-white aristocratic color, not the gray-white of the commoners, the eyes are black and bright, and the forehead is tattooed with the black eagle war pattern that the black-eyed people like to see.
It's really a bit embarrassing, you must know that the height of Mu Shaoan's body is only 3.98 meters.
"Hello, beauty, how are you going to fight? ”
When the black-eyed woman walked 80 meters away, Mu Shaoan suddenly changed his mind, and immediately said with a smile, because such a high-quality black-eyed woman must not be let go, and it may also be the peerless goddess that the god of fate had a crush on back then, so no matter what, this seems to be a good investment.
However, Mu Shaoan still underestimated the talent of these animals in some aspects, not only did he not succeed in the group ridicule, but even the expression of the black-eyed woman did not change in the slightest, but immediately shouted, and suddenly accelerated to the extreme after 80 meters.
Afterimage, afterimage, afterimage!
I'm not a black-eyed recruit.
A monster that can kick three times the speed of sound with one kick is more than enough to be a black-eyed spearman, even if it is to be a black-eyed ranger.
Mu Shaoan had no chance to dodge or exert his fighting consciousness at all.
Because it's useless, this is a bastard whose strength has broken through the S-level!
Grass, with just one kick, he flew fifteen hundred meters and smashed heavily into the office of the commander of the crossbow barracks.
It was embarrassing, but he didn't die, and a powerful force neutralized the killing blow.
Then the one-eyed old man's head popped out, and there was indescribable obscenity in his smile.
"Well, that's my daughter, the newly hired instructor of the crossbow barracks, S-level strength, hehe, today is really a memorable beautiful day, because finally a brave little boy proposed to my somewhat naughty daughter, future son-in-law child, you have to continue to work hard!"
Mu Shaoan was a little confused,
One-eyed daughter?
The newly hired instructor of the crossbow barracks,
Just a little naughty?
Propose?
Son-in-law?
What the heck?
As soon as it was dark, Mu Shaoan spit out a mouthful of blood and fainted.
But he didn't really faint, but at this moment, there was a force that pulled his entire soul out of a strange space.
Indescribable, but not dangerous, because the sensation given to him is special.
Just when he was wondering, this space suddenly gradually lit up, this turned out to be a dormitory, the dormitory of the crossbow barracks, but it seemed to be a little different, oh, this should be the dormitory of female soldiers.
But why did he come here?
"Hello. ”
A somewhat familiar voice suddenly appeared, which frightened Mu Shao'an, because he didn't see anyone, but the owner of this voice, I made up, wasn't it the one-eyed old man who was violent and crazy?
Don't dare to think about it, Mu Shaoan is about to run away immediately, Ma Dan, this violent woman is too terrible, if she is caught, she will definitely be able to abolish herself.
But the next moment, Mu Shaoan suddenly found that there was no door, and there was no entrance or exit to this female soldier's dormitory, even if it was a window, it could not be opened.
"Wait, I'm not dreaming, am I?" Mu Shaoan thought to himself.
"Of course not. ”
The woman's voice sounded again, but it was peaceful, nothing murderous.
Mu Shaoan opened his mouth and stopped talking, because things were very weird.
Then the violent woman's voice rang out again.
"First of all, congratulations to you, my successor, you are very lucky and cunning, so you have managed to get this far, and not like those fools who strangled themselves. ”
As soon as these words came out, Mu Shaoan's head buzzed, and he almost exploded, what, what, what the hell?
He felt that he was about to be scared to pee, and it took a long time before he shivered and stammered, "You, you, Your Excellency is the god of fate?"
"How else do you think things are going to be complicated?"
"I, I need to be quiet, I wonder if it's okay?"
"There's no time, when you encounter my body in the torrent of history, it will automatically trigger the space-time fate alarm, there are three gods staring at me, of course, you don't have to be nervous, we still have 45 minutes to go, as my inheritor, I can give you 3 minutes to think quietly. ”
"Uh, ahem, no, I think I'm much better. Mu Shaoan blinked, he felt incredible about this cold joke that was not unfamiliar, Ma Dan, didn't they all say that the gods killed people without blinking, and said that if a civilization is destroyed, how could they still make cold jokes?
"Very well, my inheritor, I am very satisfied with the mental quality you have, now, you don't have to ask any questions, I say, you listen. ”
(There will be a chapter soon)