When Gu Feng returned to the department, he found a woman sitting there. Bubble book. Bar*

This woman is about forty years old, and her clothes are neither gorgeous nor ordinary, she can only be said to be a match, anyway, she is already an aunt, and there is not much difference in what she wears.

Gu Feng carefully looked at this woman's face and found that he didn't know it, so he said, "Auntie, are you waiting for me?"

The woman looked back and said a little unhappily, "Why am I waiting for you? I'm waiting for a doctor!"

Gu Feng sweated slightly, and said in his heart, don't you always look at me like a doctor?" "Auntie, may I ask ......?"

The woman waved her hand again and again, and interrupted him with a dark cloud on her face: "Do you think I look like an aunt?"

Gu Feng nodded, "Like!"

The woman's face was even more unhappy, and after a while, she suddenly said, "Even if it's like, can't you call me a big sister?" Don't you know that men have to have a sweet mouth to please women?"

Gu Feng sweated wildly, you are older than my mother, and you still let me call you sister?

Make no mistake, right?

But for hospitals, patients are customers. For Gu Feng, the customer is God, as long as God is happy, the eldest sister is the eldest sister, as long as he doesn't let him call his mother!

Gu Feng changed his words and said, "Eldest sister!"

The aunt, who asked for a lot and had a little broken mouth, immediately smiled and happily agreed, "Hey!"

Gu Feng asked, "What's the name of the doctor you're waiting for?"

The aunt said: "His surname is Gu, I don't remember what his name is, I heard others say that his medical skills are very powerful, so I came over to let him see!"

Gu Feng said: "My surname is Gu." ”

The aunt looked him up and down and shook her head, "He's a Chinese medicine doctor!"

Gu Feng said: "I am also a Chinese medicine practitioner!"

"But ......"

My aunt originally wanted to say, I heard others say that this Chinese medicine practitioner surnamed Gu is very old! But she really hasn't heard of this age problem, so she can't make it up, so she can only ask, "Don't you have anyone else here who is also surnamed Gu, and is also a Chinese medicine doctor, an older doctor than you?"

Gu Feng shook his head, "Don't talk about our department, even the entire hospital, and I am the only one surnamed Gu!"

The aunt seemed to be taken aback, "Could it really be you!"

Gu Feng couldn't cry or laugh, are you always here to see a doctor?

"Big ...... Sister, that ambition is not old, although this ginger is old and spicy, but the chili pepper is small and spicy, a doctor's medical skills are not measured by age. ”

The aunt shook her head, "What you said is good, but I have also heard that the hairless mouth is not good at work! The old doctor eats more salt than the young doctor, and crosses the bridge more than the road, do you say that there is a patient who does not want to find an old and experienced one when he comes?"

Although Gu Feng likes to quarrel with Lin Zixuan, he has no sexual interest in playing with an aunt, so in the end, he is extremely decisive, "Sister, let's not fight, do you think this will work? I'll show you, if you can look at it, I'll look at it, if you can't find you an old doctor, what do you think?"

The aunt asked suspiciously, "Don't you take my money?"

Gu Feng said solemnly: "Of course I won't take your money!"

The aunt was overjoyed and was about to speak.

Gu Feng had already picked up the second half of the sentence, "But the hospital has to collect money!"

The aunt frowned again, "Then I still won't watch it!"

Gu Feng was a little annoyed, came to me, do you want to stop watching it if you don't want to see it? I almost didn't force the overlord to push her down on the examination bed on the spot, and forced her to see a doctor. But just looking at the skill of this broken mouth, it is obvious that he is not a master to be provoked, and he let himself call his sister obediently without going mad, and he must not be called his mother when he starts a rush?

After thinking about it, he took out five yuan and said, "In this way, eldest sister, I will return the registration fee to you, how about you let me see?"

The aunt was stunned and looked at Gu Feng stupidly.

Gu Feng couldn't figure out if he was crazy or stupid, and he even paid someone else to see a doctor! But he had already played the autumn breeze for a morning, and if he didn't find something to do, he was probably doomed to nothing this morning, so he emphasized again: "I won't delay you for long, I'll just take a look!"

After the aunt came back to her senses, she didn't go to pick up the money, but said very angrily: "I want to see the old lady for five yuan, what do you think the old lady does?"

Fifty dollars, maybe I'll consider it!

Gu Feng's face was embarrassed, and he explained with a smile: "Eldest sister, I don't want to see you, I mean to see you." ”

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief and touched the sweat on her forehead, "Doctor, you can make it clear, I was scared to death by you, I thought you were infected with the legendary motherhood complex!"

Gu Feng sweated wildly, and said in his heart, I was scared to death by you, okay!

The aunt sat down again and pushed the five yuan back, "Young man, you can't buy anything to eat for five yuan now, you better keep it and buy tissues!"

Gu Feng asked suspiciously: "Why do you want to buy paper towels?" ”

The aunt smiled and didn't explain.

Gu Feng felt that her smile was very meaningful, and it also made him feel a hedgehog.

"Okay, don't pretend to be stupid with the eldest sister, I'll show you if you want to see it!"

Gu Feng had no choice but to put his thoughts away and asked seriously, "Eldest sister, where do you feel uncomfortable?"

The aunt looked a little embarrassed, and said expectantly: "This ......"

Seeing her like this, Gu Feng couldn't help but secretly say no, shouldn't this aunt come to see gynecological diseases?

After a while, the eldest aunt said: "Young man, this is the case, what about me? I am the director of the nearby Sitian Street Office, you know that although such an official is small, he has a lot to do, and he goes to the house and sees a lot of people......

Gu Feng listened to it for a while, but until she finished speaking, he still didn't understand what she was going to say, he only knew that she was a sesame official and had to see people all day long.

"Eldest sister, just say where you are uncomfortable, right? I was a little dizzy by you. ”

The aunt said hesitantly: "Actually...... There's nothing either, it's just ...... That body odor is always ...... Anyway, it affects the work very much, and it is not easy to contact with people. ”

Gu Feng sniffed lightly, and finally realized that his armpits smelled!

Although this kind of problem is not big, it often brings a lot of inconvenience to people, because the pungent smell of armpit odor makes people feel particularly annoying, and most people who smell this smell cover their noses and stay away. In this way, it causes a great psychological burden and an inferiority complex for people with fox odor, which affects work and study, as well as communication.

This kind of problem is divided into four levels: weak, light, medium, and strong, but this aunt seems to belong to the lightest level, if it weren't for Gu Feng's sensitive sense of smell, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to smell it!

Seeing Gu Feng's puzzled look, the aunt hurriedly explained: "I took a bath before I came here just now, and I used antiperspirants, and I didn't dare to move too much when I came all the way, because I was afraid of sweating, and when I sweated, it smelled." And the flavor is not usually strong. ”

Gu Feng asked, "Have you been treated before?"

Auntie said: "It can be said that it has been treated, some doctors said that if this kind of disease wants to be cured, it can only be surgery, and there is no other way, but I have faintness, and I faint when I see blood, and I am also afraid of surgery, so I can only use some medicine." But recently, I heard Aunt Li say that her stubborn tinea capitis was cured by you. That's why I wanted to show you. ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, I am here in the department of traditional Chinese and Western medicine, not a specialist in dermatology and venereology! But when the patient came, there was no reason to turn him away, so he thought about it and asked, "Sister, are you afraid of surgery?"

The aunt nodded vigorously, "I'm afraid, I'm so scared." If you're going to give me a knife, I'm going to die. ”

Gu Feng said: "Then are you afraid of injections?"

The aunt said, "Although I am afraid of injections, I can barely bear it." ”

Gu Feng nodded, "That's okay." You'll be cured in no time!"

The aunt asked worriedly, "Do you want to have surgery?"

Gu Feng shook his head, "No!"

The aunt asked again: "Will it relapse in the future?"

Gu Feng said: "No!"

The aunt asked suspiciously, "Is it true?"

Gu Feng smiled: "It's really not true, you'll know if you try it." ”

With that, Gu Feng called Liu Shiya in and asked her to lead her aunt into the inspection room on the side.

Gu Feng washed his hands, put on his gloves, and after walking in, he asked the aunt, who had already changed her clothes and was only wearing underwear and vest, to raise her hands.

The aunt hesitated a little, but when she saw a nurse standing beside her, she felt a little more relieved and finally raised her hand.

Gu Feng raised his hands with a brush, and the silver needles in his hands pierced the aunt's armpits at the same time.

The aunt only felt a slight pain in both armpits at the same time, as if she had been bitten by an ant, and before she could call, Gu Feng had already received the needle.

"That's it!"

Hearing Gu Feng's words, the aunt was still a little unable to react, and looked down at her armpits, there was no mouth and no blood, as if nothing had happened.

The aunt said in disbelief: "Is this okay?"

Gu Feng nodded, "Yes, okay, you don't have to feel embarrassed about this in the future." ”

The eldest aunt said suspiciously: "Young man, your eldest sister and I are dozens of years old, don't fool me, don't look at the eldest sister and I am just a woman, but my appeal is very strong, the middle-aged and elderly women in these communities all listen to me, as long as I say a word casually, I will keep you here in the future and be more deserted than now, and you, the doctor, will no longer care." ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, "Eldest sister, I don't dare to fool anyone, I don't dare to fool you! Don't worry, if there is a problem, just come back to me!"

The aunt said happily: "Okay, you can make an order!"

Gu Feng asked, "What kind of order?"

The aunt said: "Pay the bill!"

Gu Feng shook his head, "No need to pay!"

The eldest aunt was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay, if your medical skills are really so good, I will thank you very much." ”

Gu Feng smiled bitterly, thank you for it, don't trouble me, thank God!