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He was propped up all over.

The terrible feeling is like forcing an ordinary vegetarian person to participate in a big stomach contest and swallow 100 hot dogs in one go.

To make matters worse, it's an expired, rotten hot dog.

The dark forces are constantly tearing at Duke's soul, and they tempt him with all kinds of words and all kinds of scenes.

Destroy it!

Destroy!

Destroy everything you can't get used to!

Take possession of it!

Take it!

Dominate all your favorite things!

Countless thoughts hit Duke's soul.

forced Duke to vent again and again, to release the negative emotions in his soul.

Normally, if Duke were an ordinary native of Azeroth, he would have fallen unless he was a saint like Uther.

Because of the terrible curse and evil thoughts, Duke is forced to destroy a hundred worlds, a thousand castles, and occupy ten thousand beautiful women.

Luckily, the traverser has a way for the traverser to release stress.

A virtual space unique to all of Azeroth.

"Hahaha! I'm in charge of my world!" "Duke laughs and creates a hundred worlds in SimCity, and then summons himself a natural disaster, either flooded or burned, destroying a hundred worlds.

"Castles, destroy them under my iron hooves—" Duke laughed wildly, and in "Conan Exile", he wantonly raided his home, destroying a thousand castles that foreigners had worked so hard to build.

"Teachers, give in under Duke's Excalibur!wahahahaha!" Duke smirked, immersing himself in the 10TB action movie he had read, fighting against the teachers over and over again.

When all the requirements were done, Duke suddenly woke up!

The head, very heavy.

Eyelids, very heavy.

Even so, Duke felt his hands being held by a pair of warm and soft jade hands.

"Awake!?"

"Is he really awake?"

"Attention, everyone, be careful!"

There was a lot of chickens flying and dogs jumping around.

Duke slowly opened his eyelids and saw two beautiful faces with teary eyes, and then, the rest of the passers-by such as Tulayan and Sal were all ignored by Duke.

"! I've gone from being a European admiral to an African chief. As soon as Duke opened his mouth, it was a complaint that no one understood.

This kind of self-deprecation that says that he has fallen from a lucky star to an unlucky ghost, Duke doesn't expect anyone to understand.

But don't complain about it!

For some reason, Duke's strange way of speaking made several paladins next to him breathe a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Holy Light, Duke, I really admire you. You've been eroded by the forces of darkness and still be self-aware. Mograine put the huge Ember Bringer in his hand.

Tulayan was torn, his reason telling him to remain vigilant. After all, the fall is likely to be instantaneous, and maybe Duke still retains his cunning after the fall, which is purely paralyzing.

Interestingly, everyone except him chose to believe that Duke had survived, and even a few bigwigs on the tribe's side breathed a long sigh of relief.

"What, Duke's awake?" As soon as Kane heard the movement, he was obviously more than 4 meters tall and huge, and he climbed up the stairs to the top of the mage tower with a dead face, and he poked in half of the bull's head from outside the door to watch.

"Duke, are you alright!?" The tear glands of the two queens were so well developed that the tears flowed like a.

"How can it be okay...... Wait a minute, I'll see if I can check myself. Duke sighed, then summoned the system elves: "Yo, system elves, you snort if you don't die." ”

"Humph!"

Duke was speechless.

"Uh, help me check my body......"

"Host, I've already checked it, and you're in a [Shadow Form] that can't be switched now. ”

"Wait!?Wait! Am I under a curse?"

"If you're talking about Akmund's dying curse, it's supposed to be a very high priority and obsessive psychic suggestion that causes your mind to be naturally distorted by asking you to complete the specified Fall event. It's just that you're simulating with virtual reality and have done all the obligatory requirements. Now according to my assessment, your mental health is 60%. ”

"Ah, I lost 40%!" Duke sighed secretly.

"No, the host's mental health loss from the curse is only 15%. By the way, before coming to Azeroth, your host had a mental health index of 55%. ”

Wait! Something seems wrong!

Duke just wanted to shut up the system elves, but unfortunately it was a little late.

"Before the host came to Azeroth, he just failed multiple exams, almost repeated a grade in his freshman year, and then his heart was full of dissatisfaction with the status quo and a strong desire for the opposite sex. After coming to Azeroth, as the host's social status increased and he was cared for by the opposite sex. Your host's Mental Health peaks at 80%, up from 75% before today's war. ”

"Shut up!" Duke's face darkened.

Well, he's all black right now, and he can't see it.

The system elf was obediently silent.

After a while, Duke said, "Tell me what a possible solution is." ”

In the next moment, Duke's consciousness returned to reality.

Duke spoke slowly, "Where's my holy sword?"

"Here!" Vanessa hurriedly presented the slender and slender holy sword.

Duke looked at the once unknown holy sword and suddenly became speechless. I don't know why, but most artifacts in Azeroth have a long, very similar name, such as [Aesinos Double Blade], and what [Etiyesh, the legendary staff of the Guardians].

He had been agonizing, why didn't his artifact longsword have a name?

Later, I learned that the original artifact must also awaken its true name.

According to the system elves, that is, when you truly merge with the will of the artifact, the most real image in your mind, that name, will automatically become the name of the new artifact.

As a result, the moment he killed Ake, what did Duke, who was selling a sword in one hand and making a staff in the other, think?

Once, in the epic fantasy movie "The Lord of the Rings", there was such a bullish mage, he couldn't do fart spells, his talent only lit a light spell, and the rest was all messy talent skills such as [dual wielding] and [rage]. He also holds a staff in his left hand and a sword in his right, sweeping through thousands of orcs without panting.

That's right, he is the famous white-robed sword saint Gandalf.

As a result, Duke was so good that he couldn't die, and the moment he killed Akmund, he remembered the old man with dried tofu.

Okay, something happened, Duke picked up the slender holy sword, and there were a few big words written on it-

[Gandalf, the legendary sword of the white-robed sword master]

Duke almost spit out a mouthful of ketchup.