1234 Touching the Bone and Touching the Ass?

"Fart, have you discussed with me about borrowing my holy dragon sword robe, it's obviously stealing. Gong Hongru scolded.

"How can it be called stealing, it's not the first time I've borrowed your robe, which time has I not returned it, have you ever seen someone steal something and have to pay it back?"

"You are embarrassed to say, two hundred years ago, you stole my sword robe and went out to steal other people's girls' buttocks, which made Longyan Academy chickens fly and dogs jump, and a hundred years ago, you stole my sword robe, or touched people's buttocks, and made a lot of female disciples everyone in danger, this time, you stole my sword robe, and touched other people's buttocks.

You said that you are a lot older, why don't you have a face, my face is about to be lost!" he didn't say it's okay, but as soon as he said it, Gong Hongru was even more angry.

Mu Hanyan knew that this fat man was still a habitual offender. It's no wonder that even Gong Hongru, who has always been like a stop at water, is angry like this, and having such a bad friend is simply a great sorrow in life.

However, a bad hobby can persist for hundreds of years, and this old hooligan and old pervert is really persistent.

"What is touching people's buttocks, I see that they have good qualifications, I want to touch their bones, see if they are suitable to pass on my mantle, and also help them dredge the meridians, and when they feel the benefits, it is too late to thank me, what do you know?" said the fat man unconvinced.

"It's nonsense, touching the bones and touching the bones, do you touch there?" Gong Hongru was so angry that his beard trembled. In front of Mu Hanyan, it's not good to scold your ass and your ass to and fro.

"I can't help it, the ancestral technique of touching bones is like this, if you want to blame it, you have to blame my Feng family ancestor, what does it have to do with me. The fat man said aggrievedly.

"Cut!" Mu Hanyan cut with disdain in her heart, she hadn't seen what the Feng family's ancestral technique of touching bones looked like, but the dirty satisfaction on the face of the hooligan old fat man when he touched people's buttocks did not escape her eyes, and he touched and touched not men, but women? Of course, if he really touched a man's buttocks, Mu Hanyan would probably be so disgusting that he couldn't eat.

In short, even if he said it wildly, it was impossible to change Mu Hanyan's impression of this old pervert.

"Return the sword robe to me, and if you dare to let me know that you stole my sword robe, I will cut off the robe with you, and I will never get along with each other. Gong Hongru said angrily, stretching his neck and staring at his eyes, like a vindictive child.

Gong Hongru, who can make everyone in Longyan Academy fearful, is so angry that he rejuvenates himself, and it is estimated that he is also a fat man, and he will definitely not be able to find a second one.

"You pay you back, you think I'm rare. The fat man reluctantly handed back the holy dragon sword robe, and then said dissatisfiedly, "When you lied to me to help you pick those Moon Shadow Qing Orchids, why didn't you hear you say that cutting the robe and breaking the righteousness? Cross the river and tear down the bridge!"

Only then did Mu Hanyan know that Gong Hongru had gone to the Beiyuan Fog Plains to pick those few Moon Shadow Clear Orchids, and he actually had the credit of this fat man.

"I thought at the time that you had changed your ways, but I didn't know that you were so old and shameful. Gong Hongru said angrily.

"Forget it, I don't bother to say more to you, the next time you asked me for help, saying that you owe me a favor, and now I am asking for a favor. The fat man said.

"Say, what do you want me to help with?" Gong Hongru said with a straight face.

"It's very simple, your apprentice has good qualifications, I want to accept her as an apprentice. The fat man pointed at Mu Hanyan and said.

"No!" Before Gong Hongru could reply, Mu Hanyan jumped together like a cat with a tail.

What are you kidding, her reputation as the first lady in Longyan is bad enough, if she worships this kind of old rascal as a teacher, she will not want to wash it in her life.

This is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that once he worships him as a teacher, he can't justifiably "touch the bones", think of the fat man's dirty and satisfied smile, and get goosebumps from the cold smoke falling to the ground.

"What, you actually said no, do you know who I am Feng Qingyu? Do you know how blessed it is that I Feng Qingyu is willing to accept you as an apprentice. The fat man's eyes widened, and he puffed up the general's belly and said proudly.

"Of course I know, you are not disrespectful to the old, brazen, and you still take advantage of other people's little girls at such an old age......" Mu Hanyan said disdainfully.

Anyway, with Gong Hongru here, she doesn't have to worry about the fat man's hands.

"Hmph, old man Gong, you tell him, who am I Feng Qingyu?" the fat man interrupted Mu Hanyan's words and said to Gong Hongru.

"Actually, this dead fat man's strength is very good, if you really want to do it, not only me, but even the courtyard master may not be able to do anything to him. Gong Hongru said frankly.

"Is it really that powerful?" Mu Hanyan was a little surprised. She was surprised before, cutting off a few strands of Feng Qingyu's hair, and she couldn't help but underestimate him a little in her heart, and after listening to the master's words, she knew that this fat man was so powerful.

"Hmph, if I didn't want to be like a junior just now, how could I let you take advantage. Feng Qingyu said smugly.

Mu Hanyan rolled his eyes, he didn't want to be like a junior, but he could be cheeky and shameless to take advantage of a junior, what kind of logic is this.

"Powerful is powerful, but character, it's indeed as you said, shameless and despicable for the old disrespectful. Gong Hongru added with a straight face.

Mu Hanyan was happy, don't look at the old man's usual smile, it turns out that the cold knife is so neat and tidy.

"What is called disrespect for the old, I am touching the bones, touching the bones. Feng Qingyu's old face flushed, and he explained angrily.

"It doesn't matter what you touch, anyway, I can't be the master of this matter, who Mu Hanyan is willing to worship as a teacher, that's her own business, and I, the master, can't interfere. I think at the beginning, I spent a non-polarized holy pill, and I bought one get five free and received several oil bottles in a row before I took her under the door. You want to take her as an apprentice, but it's not that easy. Gong Hongru yawned, ignored Feng Qingyu anymore, and went back to his room to "retreat".

Mu Hanyan's heart moved, Master's words seemed to have another deep meaning, could it be that he was the same as Wenren Qingqiu at the beginning, and wanted to fight for more benefits for her.

But thinking about the fat man's dirty behavior, especially the technique of "touching the bones", Mu Hanyanma made up his mind again: even if there are great benefits, he must not worship this old hooligan fat man as a teacher.

"Say, how can you be willing to worship me Feng Qingyu as a teacher? The fat man may have also heard the meaning of Gong Hongru's words, and said arrogantly.

"You're still dead to that heart, I will never worship you as a teacher. Since Mu Hanyan had already made up his mind, he naturally wouldn't talk nonsense with him anymore, and turned around and went back to his yard.