"What do you think? Who's having a broken skull? ”

Li Bai made up for Xiao Nuxia's braincase and watched the little senior sister Zheng Yuer cover her mouth and steal fun.

"You don't have a broken skull, why do you want to knock yourself?"

Xiao Wei still refused to be convinced.

Li Bai said angrily: "I also knocked on you, is your skull also broken?" ”

"Cut! Bully the soft and fear the hard!"

Xiao Nuxia scoffed, and she continued: "What the hell is going on? Li Bai, I'm almost confused by you." ”

She couldn't think of Li Bai's speculations at all, and preferred a straightforward way of thinking.

All kinds of intrigues and tricks are really tiring.

This is also one of the main reasons why Li Bai is willing to make friends with this heroine.

To be friends with such a person, the joys, sorrows and sorrows are all on the surface, and you don't have to worry about being stabbed in the back one day.

"Senior sister, senior uncle, are you still eating?"

The little girl was hungry fast, Zheng Yuer saw that she hadn't left yet, so she reached out and grabbed the mutton on the plate, dipped it in the seasoning, and nibbled it.

She doesn't care if she eats or not, as long as she fills her stomach first.

"Let's go! ”

Li Bai was not worried about being "invited into the urn", but chose to plan the plan.

I'm afraid that the "urn" can't fit the big devil of himself.

One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight squirrels, the squirrels didn't hit, they hit the Tyrannosaurus rex, that's pretty much it.

"I'm selling it again!"

Xiao Wei complained, what can't be explained directly?

Anyway, I am also a serious undergraduate graduate of the famous brand 211, is it really good to be so exposed to IQ?

Xiao Yu'er said pitifully: "I haven't eaten enough!"

I almost forgot that there is also a snack that can be eaten with fried chicken, and if you can't keep up with a meal, I'm afraid you will starve to death.

It's a loss that the family is wealthy, and if you change to an ordinary salaryman, you really can't afford to support such a girl.

Li Bai looked at Xiao Yu'er, then at a few plates of mutton on the table, and waved his hand.

"Gone!"

The plates on the table disappeared in an instant, and there were no seasoning plates left.

Zheng Yu'er, who was full of curiosity, grabbed Li Bai's hand and kept looking up and down, left and right, wanting to see where he had hidden the mutton and the dinner plate.

This magic trick has gotten a little bit better!

"Think about the little boy who snatched Xiao Yu'er's beef jerky last night, and almost made Xiao Yu'er fall this morning, this net is spread and it is impossible to take it back easily......"

After walking out of the hotel lobby, Li Bai took out a plate of mutton and a saucer of seasonings from the storage ring and put them in Zheng Yuer's hand.

The little senior sister who was overly curious let him go.

"It's just your words, there's no evidence. ”

Xiao Wei felt that Li Bai was suspicious and scared herself.

"My eyes are proof!"

Li Bai pointed to his eyes, and a shiny banana peel flew from under the tabletop and landed on the ground that Xiao Yu'er was about to step on.

If it's a coincidence, it's too accurate.

What's more, the strength carried by the banana peel is not thrown out unintentionally at all.

If he hadn't wanted to figure out the reason for the grievances, Li Bai didn't expose the father and son on the spot, but also to put a long line and catch a big fish.

But now that the line was lowered, the big fish took the initiative to come up.

The previous immobility made the other party impatient.

In addition to the fact that the mystery has not yet been revealed, Li Bai has overestimated those guys a little.

"If that's not right, why are we going?"

Xiao Wei didn't understand that Li Bai had clearly "seen through" the suspiciousness, but he still had to throw himself into the net.

"Of course, to see what kind of divine it is, wants to fight your idea. ”

Li Bai was also a little curious.

Old Grandmaster He is not a flamboyant and domineering, the eldest of heaven and the second of my temperament, on the contrary, he is an amiable old man, and he did not show off his power with the stunt "Hundred Steps Divine Fist".

The martial arts community in Huxi City knows that Old Man He is notoriously approachable, if it weren't for this, the shameless things that the unscrupulous disciple Wang Jijie did with his disciples would not have swallowed his anger in the face of Old Master He.

So once he had doubts in his heart, Li Bai easily saw through this clumsy little trick of pretending to pass on the holy decree.

"Will you plan it?" The corners of Xiao Nuxia's mouth twitched, and she said helplessly: "You are so bold, you are not afraid that people will miss their hands and horses will miss their hooves, you are too trusted, right?"

"Hehe, you underestimated me, and they underestimated me as well. ”

Li Bai pointed to himself.

Xiao Wei was stunned, but she thought about it.

You can casually raise a "chestnut" and punch a person with all your might, I'm afraid it won't be much worse than a cannonball, and it can directly blow people up.

The barbell named "Chestnut" weighed one ton, and it was placed in the Yongling Martial Arts Gym opened by Xiao Jiangnan and Xiao Wei, brothers and sisters, and it has become the treasure of the town.

"Ahh

Zheng Yuer held the dinner plate, sprinkled all the seasonings on the mutton pieces, and smiled when she ate, you can't eat such delicious mutton in Qianjiang Province.

As for the conspiracy or something, when the sky falls, there is an uncle on top, and an uncle on top of the sister.

If Uncle and Sister can't stand it, there is also Master.

She just needs to be a cute little sister.

I have to say that this little girl has a really big heart.

The fifteen-minute walk was over in a short time, and Li Bai and the three of them came to the green valley.

"Stop, I planted this mountain, I opened this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave Bitcoin!"

Seven or eight men rushed out of the woods on both sides of the road with various weapons, and in the blink of an eye, they intercepted the way of Li Bai and the others.

Xiao Wei was stunned, her hand twitched from her waist, pulled out a whip more than five meters long, waved her hand and shook out a crackling whip, protecting the little sister like a great enemy.

She even hid weapons, not empty-handed.

Zheng Yuer: "Ahh

Obviously, these uninvited guests in front of them are not as important as the lamb on their own plates.

Li Bai still stood in place, did not pose like Xiao Wei, but calmly took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera mode, and took a circle of pictures at those people.

Then he started dialing: "Hey, Demon Zero?"

The Criminal Code has a cloud: armed robbery starts at three years, and the amount is huge for ten years.

The Criminal Law is also cloudy: The crime of kidnapping is the least serious, and it starts in five years, and it can be expected in ten years.

These guys are dancing with guns and sticks, and they are afraid that they will have to squat for a zodiac reincarnation.

"Hey, hey, hey, we're just kidding. ”

Those people are the first to coax.

Why call the police as soon as you take a look, can you still have a happy time?!

"I see that you don't look like good people, throw away the murder weapon, hold your head in your hands, squat on the ground back to back, and sing the national anthem!"

Li Da Devil specializes in all kinds of dissatisfaction, and these guys happen to be in the service area.

“......”

Xiao Wei turned her head to look at him mechanically, what kind of operation is this.

"Puff puff!"

Xiao Yu'er was happy first, holding the dinner plate and staggering, and did not forget to fall into the well, and then fanned the flames and said: "Do you hear it, hold your head in your hands, squat well, sing the national anthem, or drag it out to shoot for five minutes." ”

"Xiao Wei, Xiao Yu'er, are you all right!"

At this moment, Old Sect Master He's voice came from a distance, but it was from the direction when Li Bai and the three of them came, not from the depths of the Cuiqing Valley.

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