Chapter 166: Xiaobai, don't say this kind of thing on a rainy day
Seeing Long Xiaobai like this, Guanyin suddenly felt angry in his heart, and said angrily: "Bailing's soul is very weak now, and the breath of life in the divine feather will soon be absorbed by her, and when she finishes absorbing it, she will also be gone." Leave it to me, I put her in the Yuanling Pool of the Purple Bamboo Forest, not only to protect her soul, but also to help her transform a long time ago, and then cultivate as an adult again. ”
"Really?" Long Xiaobai's eyes lit up.
"Bring it! I can't lie to you?" Guanyin waved her hand, and the five-colored life god feather went directly into her hand.
Then he picked up the willow branch of the jade net bottle with one hand and gently dusted it on the divine feather. "Hum" Divine Feather flashed with brilliance, and the breath of life soared suddenly.
"Husband ~ Waiting for Ling'er ~ " The voice of Bailing sounded in the divine feather, but after saying this, there was no more sound.
"Good Ling'er, cultivate hard, and when you resurrect your husband, I will continue to take you flying. Long Xiaobai looked at Shen Yu and said affectionately, not caring at all that Guanyin had some different eyes.
"Alright, let's take this monkey back. Your nonsense today, the Buddha has already helped you suppress it, and no one will be able to help you next time!" Guanyin said, putting away the divine feather.
"Thank you, sister. Long Xiaobai stood up and saluted. And I was not surprised at all by Rulai's protection. To put it bluntly, the biggest backstage boss of the scripture-learning team is Rulai!
"Now you know how to thank me, didn't you yell at me just now?" Guanyin said angrily, and at the same time glanced at the unconscious Sun Wukong. At this time, the violent aura of the other party's body had disappeared, and Xiu Wei was also suppressed.
"This ......" Long Xiaobai scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Alas ~ Go ~ " Guanyin sighed, and with a wave of his hand, Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong were thrown off the lotus platform. However, when he left, he still dropped a drop of nectar on Sun Wukong's forehead.
Long Xiaobai looked at the white figure that was gradually disappearing, and a strange feeling appeared in his heart again. This Guanyin, it seems that the performance of these meetings is too abnormal.
......
"Hahaha! Xiaobai, you don't know! My grandson hasn't been so cool for many years! And his strength has also broken through some! It's really cool!"
After Sun Wukong woke up, he jumped up and down, and he was still wearing the equipment that pulled the bang, not only that, but his level turned out to be level 90!
It seems that Sun Wukong's strength has recovered a little after the madness.
"Yes, Brother Monkey, you should let some people know that your Monkey King's prestige is not given for nothing!"
Long Xiaobai was holding a branch in his mouth, but he was thinking about how to deal with the old shameless man after he went back.
"But ~ alas, I really want to reach the Western Heaven as soon as possible, obtain the true scriptures, and then take off this abominable shackle. Sun Wukong touched the tight hoop on his head, and his eyes flashed with helplessness and unwillingness.
"Yes, not only will you be able to take off the hoops, but you will also become a Buddha. Long Xiaobai couldn't help but mutter.
"What? What do you say? I will become a Buddha, a true Buddha? What a Buddha?" Sun Wukong looked very pointy in his ears.
"Quack Quack, Brother Monkey, what do you say you want to be a Buddha?" Long Xiaobai laughed.
"This ...... I haven't really thought about it, as long as I can take off the hoop on my head, I can become a Buddha!"
"What about fighting to defeat the Buddha, isn't the name awesome enough?" Long Xiaobai said with a smile.
"Fight to defeat the Buddha? Quack quack! Yes! Fight to defeat the Buddha! I like this name!" Sun Wukong happily flipped up his heel in the air.
Long Xiaobai looked at Sun Wu's air-conditioned appearance, how could he not coincide with the violent Monkey King in the underworld.
Is it like me to have a split personality?
"By the way, Xiaobai, what do you want to be a Buddha?" asked Sun Wukong as he turned to Long Xiaobai's side.
"Me?" Long Xiaobai looked into the distance. He really didn't want to be a Buddha when he spoke, he couldn't stand those rules and precepts alone, and the most unbearable thing for him was that almost all of them were public! Not to mention that he was sealed with an eight-part heavenly dragon and coiled on the Huabiao pillar as a decoration.
"I don't want to be a Buddha. ”
"Oh, don't you want to be a Buddha, don't you want to achieve positive results?" Sun Wukong looked at Long Xiaobai in surprise.
"And, isn't it necessary to become a Buddha to achieve positive results?" Long Xiaobai said disdainfully.
"So what do you do?
"What's so good about immortals? Isn't it controlled by the rules of heaven?"
"Uh, what about you?" Sun Wukong was speechless.
The corners of Long Xiaobai's mouth curled, and then he pretended to be forced to put his hands behind his back, and looked into the distance with deep eyes.
"Brother Monkey, you must have ideals to be a man, let alone someone like me. Immortals and Buddhas are just leftovers from other people's play! You said: It is really possible for me to return a new race to the Three Realms. So, why can't I jump out of the Three Realms and create a whole new world!"
"Lying ...... "Sun Wukong is really a bunker when he listens to such braggadocio words. And looking at the other party's appearance, the way they pretended to be forced, it didn't look like they were joking. But......
"Xiaobai, don't say this kind of thing on a rainy day. ”
"Why?"
"Beware of being struck by lightning ~ "
"Poof, fuck, Brother Monkey, are you going to make this kind of joke?" Long Xiaobai laughed, and his pretending posture disappeared instantly.
"Hahaha! Learn from you!" Sun Wukong laughed.
The two of them giggled all the way, and soon saw Tang Seng and others resting in the mountains and forests.
......
"Ho-ho, Master, don't be angry, isn't it just a dream? ”
Zhu Bajie held a purple gold bowl, and there was half a bowl of clear water in it.
Tang Seng waved his hand and said with a calm face: "That's not a dream, it is impossible for such a real Jizo King Bodhisattva to appear in a dream." Besides, didn't Xiaobai go down to the underworld? Isn't the monkey also worried about following him? Hmph! What a good apprentice of a poor monk! I made a big fuss in the underworld, and the king of the earth, the Bodhisattva, personally reprimanded me in a dream. Alas, Amitabha. ”
Zhu Bajie grinned, and said in his heart: Don't drink it. He turned around and put down the bowl, opened the package and took out two pieces of bread. He stuffed one in his mouth, and returned to Tang Seng with one in his hand.
"Master, eat some dry food. ”
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! If such a big thing happens, you still know how to eat!" Tang Seng pushed the dry food out and fell to the place.
"I'm Nima!" Zhu Bajie's ears stood up. Especially now that Sun Monkey and Xiaobai are no longer there, there is an urge in my heart to beat each other up.
"What? do you want to rebel?" Tang Seng glanced at Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie saw the chain, and that little look became his nightmare.
Suddenly, two auspicious clouds fell, it was Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong.
"Criminals, you still dare to come back!" Tang Seng shouted as he stood up before the two of them landed.
"it!!Did you take the wrong medicine?!" Long Xiaobai stumbled and almost didn't fall off the auspicious clouds.
Sun Wukong was also stunned, it was the first time he had seen Tang Seng lose his temper so much.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Long Xiaobai wondered.
"Hmph, what's wrong with me? You are embarrassed to ask me, say, are you making a big fuss about the underworld?" Tang Seng asked loudly.
Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, and then nodded.
"Master, how do you know?"
"How do I know? The King of the Earth has given me a dream! It doesn't matter what I believe, and I will be reprimanded!" Tang Seng said more and more, the more ugly his face became.
After speaking, he looked at Long Xiaobai, waved his hand and said, "Xiaobai, you go! I can't control you, you better go!"