Chapter 564: Writing Chef, Read as a Fool!

Seeing Downton's arrival, the middle-aged uncle immediately fell to the ground, revealing a distorted expression of pain on his face, and wailed loudly, "Oops, my leg was broken, how are you going to compensate me?"

Downton suddenly had a black line in his head!

Although this guy is not an underground native, he should have lived in the dark area for many years, because his skin has the dark complexion unique to underground people who do not see the sun all year round, so it is easier to hide his whereabouts.

said that he was a middle-aged uncle, in fact, he had walked at the end of middle age, and was approaching old age, his height was more than two and a half meters, there were not many muscles in his body, and his figure looked a little thin and thin, but he was very strong, especially the pair of eyes, which were very godly, and full of cunning.

"Uncle, even if you want to slander someone, can you find a proper excuse?" Downton was helpless, "People only need to take a look at it, and they will know that your leg is not broken." ”

The middle-aged uncle was stunned for a moment, immediately changed his words, and continued to wail, "Oops, my internal organs have been injured, no, I'm going to vomit blood, cough cough!"

A group of royal guards arrived, and when they saw this native, who was about to be disabled, he looked at him, but the movements of his hands were not slow, and they all wound their crossbows, and as long as this guy moved, they would shoot immediately.

"Who are you?"

The captain of the guard didn't dare to relax, the scouts were all ruling-level, and they were actually cleaned up by a thin uncle, and this guy was still wandering underground alone, so he was definitely not a good stubble.

"I'm a famous chef in Hobbit City, and I came out to collect spices today, and I was injured by your people, and you have to compensate!"

The uncle didn't seem to notice the hostility of the captain of the guard, and asked for money all the time, "Not much, three hundred, no." Five hundred gold coins will do. ”

"Chef, are you kidding? Who's going to eat in his restaurant if it's dirty like this?"

The Green Goblin complained that this uncle was wearing a white coat that represented the chef and a certain cylindrical high hat, but it was too dirty, and it was covered with oil stains and blood scabs.

"Clothes can be changed. And my hands are clean. ”

Uncle argued.

"Nonsense, look at the dirt on your neck, it's thick enough to be used as armor. The captain of the guard drew his long knife, "And a chef can understand demon language, don't you think it should be explained?"

"What's so strange about me going to a lot of places and speaking more than 100 languages in order to make a living and learn cooking?"

The uncle's face was disdainful. "Young people nowadays are really rare and weird. ”

"Captain, this guy is of unknown origin, it is possible that he is spying on intelligence, it is better to kill him!"

The deputy captain reminded in a low voice, not to mention five hundred gold coins, it is ten thousand gold coins, and these guards can also take it out, but this adventure is related to the safety of Princess Sissi. There is really no room for carelessness.

An underground native, kill and kill. Even if something happens, they can bear it with their identity.

The middle-aged uncle was obviously a little ignorant of the world and didn't understand the current situation, so he grabbed a scout captive and waved his hand to slap him awake.

"Lose money quickly. Otherwise, I'll make you into meat buns. ”

"Poof!"

Downton almost vomited blood when he saw it, your life was going to be gone, and you dared to ask for money.

"I can tell you, don't think about paying the bills, I'm the chef known to all of Hobbit City. The backstage is very hard, even the king of the dwarves has eaten my dinner, and I can call a thousand dwarves in a minute to teach you to be a new man. ”

The uncle's threat is fierce.

"I would venture to ask, is the King of the Dwarves a dirty ghost?"

The Green Goblin interjected.

"How do I know about the Dao?" the uncle muttered, smirking in denial, "of course not." ”

Not only Downton, even the guards are also black lines in their heads, everyone is a ruling level, and the distance is so close, the uncle's muttering is poured into his ears word for word.

"You're so dirty, isn't he disgusting?didn't hang you?" the Green Goblin sneezed, "You haven't taken a shower in a few days, and you dare to give the food you make to someone else?"

"What does taking a bath have to do with cooking?" the uncle was puzzled, and it seemed that this expression was definitely not pretended.

The captain of the guard gave his subordinates a gesture to make a move, and the team was still waiting, he didn't have the time to talk nonsense with this uncle of unknown origin.

"Wait, I'll give you the money, let him go!"

Downton hurried to stop it.

"It's not about money, if something happens to the princess, no one can afford to be responsible. ”

The vice-captain refused, the king doted on Sissi too much, and once because the maid who took care of her accidentally made her fall and broke her head, he even executed dozens of people with the head maid, and it was not until Sissi grew up that the situation improved.

"So far away from the team, even if he is a scout, what information can he spy?" Downton frowned, "The princess is so kind, what will she think when she sees you killing innocents indiscriminately?"

"If the head maid of Rena knew the truth, she would have made this decision. Although the vice-captain still refused, everyone could hear that his tone was not resolute.

"At this point, the princess is still waiting, and she will definitely ask, and you don't want to leave a reputation for murder, do you? ”

Downton hurriedly took out a gold ticket, wrapped a gold coin, and bounced it at the uncle, "Uncle, let's go." ”

Syllable!

The uncle took the golden ticket, and after making sure that it was correct, he immediately smiled toothlessly, threw away the three scouts, and walked towards Downton.

"Boy, I see that you are in good shape, can you learn to cook with me?"

The uncle wiped the gold coin and put it in his pocket.

The Green Goblin was dumbfounded, this uncle was completely a big bad wolf kidnapping Little Red Riding Hood, and the fool also knew that he had taken a fancy to Downton's generosity and was ready to cheat money.

"Who are you? uncle!"

Downton teased, and couldn't help but smile on the corner of his mouth, it's okay for you to lie to people, but please put away the look of 'I saw the big fat sheep' on my face?

"I'm a very famous chef in dozens of dungeons in the dark region, if you follow me, you will definitely be famous in the underworld in the future, how about it? ”

Uncle followed the temptation and put on an expression that you have definitely made a lot of money.

"Nice figure? What does this have to do with cooking? Does the action of throwing a golden ticket have a lot to do with cooking?"

Hu Tao rode out of the bushes next to him on a sky ray and asked curiously.

"Uh......" Uncle naturally couldn't explain, so he rolled his eyes and diverted the topic, "What are you doing in there? Catch voles?

"Ambush. As long as you do it, I will come out and kill you by surprise. Hu Tao crossed his hands on his hips, his small chin was raised high, and his face was full of pride, "How is it?

The royal guards covered their faces in unison. I didn't expect such a cute little Lori to be a stupid person, not to mention that there are so many people on his side, it's enough to hack him to death together, and everyone is alone, do you use an ambush? That's a tactic used to deal with the team.

"It was amazing. ”

The uncle thought about it seriously for a moment, and then gave a thumbs up.

"Humph!"

After receiving the compliment, Hu Tao was even more proud, and the tsundere was incomprehensible, during which he secretly glanced at Downton. Obviously I want to get a compliment from my big brother.

The corners of Downton's mouth twitched, Hu Tao thought hard, he didn't want to discourage her enthusiasm, but if she continued like this, she would become a fool sooner or later.

"Homer, you take responsibility for me!"

Downton looked at Hu Tao with a smile on his face and nodded, but there was a roar in his heart.

"Oyer. My actions were finally commended. ”

Little Walnut danced happily and did a hula on the back of the air ray. She had learned from the natives of the hills while wandering the western wilderness.

"Poof!"

The royal guards, who live in the metropolis and see a lot of opera troupe performances, can't hold back anymore and laugh together.

"Alright, you get out of here. The captain of the guard waved his hand, "Notify the team, the alarm is lifted." It's time to go. ”

The subordinates immediately took out a magic signal canister and released a salute flower into the sky.

Downton returned, and the uncle quickly picked up his bamboo basket and put it on his back and chased after him.

"You can't follow!"

The guards stopped the uncle.

"What are you for?" the uncle was puzzled. "I don't have to worry about your food?"

The captain of the guard was irritated and wanted to beat people, are the natives of the underground all single-celled creatures? There is no way to communicate!

"You're going to take your big brother as a chef? It's just kidding, Downton's chicken is delicious, and there's egg fried rice. Hu Tao sat cross-legged on the back of the empty ray, crossed his fingers, and talked to his uncle about all the dishes that Downton would make.

"What's that?"

The uncle scratched his hair, and a large amount of dandruff floated down like a blizzard.

"Chicken wrapped in lotus leaves, and then put it in the dirt under the campfire to barbecue!" Hu Tao gestured with both hands, in her heart, Downton is all-powerful, everything is the first, this uncle actually wants to take him as an apprentice, it's just laughing to death, so let him know how powerful Downton is.

When Downton was resting in the main city of the Western Realm, in order to please Xia Luo, he made a lot of dishes according to the dishes in the dream realm, and these differences with the flavor of the Western Earth Continent were served on the table, and they received countless praises and saliva, and the favorability of the virtuous wolf did increase, but it also made the ogre's mouths more and more tricky.

These natives are too stupid to know how to stir-fry, but it is too simple to call Huaji, so they all become Huaji masters, and various tricks have been derived.

During that time, Hu Tao rolled like a mud monkey every day, and with a group of ogres studying the mud and lotus leaves, the pheasants wrapped in it also became even bigger beasts.

"When we have a chance, let's go to Dragon Island to slay the dragon and make a flower dragon to try. Hu Tao smacked his lips, "Dragon eggs can't be wasted, just used to make egg fried rice." ”

"Please take me with you!"

The uncle's mouth was wide open, his saliva was overflowing, and when he heard that he was going to hunt dragons, he immediately swallowed his saliva and quickly recommended himself.

"You can't, I can't beat the dragon, I can't protect you. ”

Hu Tao looked at the uncle, and after thinking seriously, he shook his head.

"You've got to have a coolie to carry dragon meat, don't you? I'll come, don't worry, I'm running fast, and I can't catch the dragon if he wants to eat it." ”

The uncle patted his chest vigorously and looked at Hu Tao with a flattering expression. (To be continued......)