Chapter 196: Ox Riding Pig or Pig Riding Bull

Zhu Bajie (Jade Noodles) eased his mood and sat back, glared at Long Xiaobai and said: "Don't say that I don't have those things you said, even if I do, I won't give it to you! Don't forget! It's me who casts the spell, and without me, even if you invite Chang'e, it won't help!"

"Okay! Then go your own way! Don't worry, my master doesn't plan to get married, just change the posture of peeing, at most, there are a few days a month when he is in a bad mood! As for my pig brother, he can't wait for it! Is it Brother Pig?" he said, looking at Tang Seng (Bajie)

"Ho ho! yes!" Tang Seng (Bajie) said habitually shaking his ears, and the corners of the eyes of the jade-faced fox (Tang Seng) trembled.

"And as for the old sand ......," Long Xiaobai looked at the six-eared macaque (sand monk)

"Amitabha, I don't care, it's still cool. The six-eared macaque (sand monk) said very cooperatively, and even fiddled with his red buttocks.

"Quack, quack, and then six-eared, quack, quack, damn it! The dragon master is never against having a humanoid pet!"

Sha Seng (Liu'er) is a spirit, this unscrupulous master, laughing too obscenely.

"But ......" Long Xiaobai looked at the Bull Demon King, and then glanced at the two of them, and their expressions became even more obscene.

The two of the Bull Demon Kings couldn't help but twist their bodies, feeling very uncomfortable.

"But when the time comes, will you two be bulls riding pigs, or will pigs ride bulls? quack quack......

"My day!" the Bull Demon King stood up suddenly, and he couldn't even think of that evil picture.

"Madame, give it to him! there are many treasures in the treasure trove anyway...... Ugh!"

The Bull Demon King realized that he had lost his words and hurriedly shut up.

Zhu Bajie (jade noodles) was stunned for a moment, and then reacted. Standing up, one hand crossed his waist, and the other hand pinched the orchid finger, and scolded the Bull Demon King: "Okay, you big stupid cow! No wonder you don't go to the Basho Cave to see me! It turns out that you are trying to find a way to open the treasure house! Covet my treasure! You! You! You are angry with the old lady!"

"Vomit ......"

Everyone was disgusted, and even Zhu Bajie himself couldn't stand it.

"Enough!" the Bull Demon King burst into a shout, so frightened that Zhu Bajie (Jade Noodles) saw the chain and quickly closed the pig's mouth.

"Little fox! I have opened the ban and found the treasure left by my father-in-law! But can't you see it? If I have the idea of beating the baby, what will I do with you? Why don't I roll up those treasures and have a good time? Little fox, in fact, I can't bear you. ”

As he spoke, he put his hands on Zhu Bajie's shoulders and looked at each other affectionately.

Zhu Bajie (Jade Noodles) was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, hugged the Bull Demon King, threw himself into the other party's arms and cried: "Husband, the Lun family misunderstood you! It turns out that you really love me." I was wrong husband, and I won't mess around again. The treasures of the treasure trove are yours, and so am I......!

Long Xiaobai and the others were all dumbfounded when they looked at this emotional scene, especially Tang Seng (Bajie), who saw his body crying in the arms of the Bull Demon King, and couldn't help but shudder one after another, and those who didn't know thought he was tall~.

"Okay, madam, from now on we love each other and will never be separated again. The Bull Demon King hugged Zhu Bajie (jade noodles), slapped his big hair hand on the other party's broad back, twisted his face and twisted it into a pimple.

He endured it again, endured the urge to vomit.

"Hmm~ never to separate again. Zhu Bajie (jade face) wiped his tears and smiled. This smile is like a flower blooming on pig dung, and everyone who sees it is collectively tall~.

"Okay, I promise you. If you don't agree, forget it. ”

"Okay! That's it! Let's go!" Long Xiaobai stood up.

"What are you going?" Zhu Bajie (Jade Noodles) wondered.

"Take the treasure!" Long Xiaobai looked as if he owed him.

"No, let's invite Fairy Chang'e first. Zhu Bajie (jade face) shook his head and said.

"Xiaobai, just promise him (her)~ I can't stand it as a teacher. The jade-faced fox (Tang Seng) said with a sad face.

"It's shameless!!" Long Xiaobai secretly scolded himself, but his face was righteous and awe-inspiring: "Okay! Then I'll go to Heaven and invite Fairy Chang'e." ”

"Ho ho, I'll go too!" Tang Seng (Bajie) said excitedly.

"Brother Pig, forget it, you don't know how you became a pig? Why don't I go, I've met Fairy Chang'e after all......" Long Xiaobai said this, and hurriedly closed his mouth.

"I'm Nima!" Tang Seng (Bajie) glared at him. Pointing at Long Xiaobai, he said loudly: "Long Xiaobai, didn't you say that you haven't seen Sister Chang'e?

He knows the temperament of this product, and the stunning fairy like Fairy Chang'e must be on the other party's must-see list. Think about it, a heart "clicks" and rings.

"Ahem...... Enough!" Sun Wukong's head was swollen by the noise, and he burst into applause, and the scene was instantly quiet.

"Xiaobai, I'll go up with you, and the others stay. ”

Long Xiaobai shook his head and said, "Brother Monkey, you must stay." As he spoke, he glanced at the Bull Demon King.

Here, only Sun Wukong can stop him.

Sun Wukong was surprised, sat back, and looked at the Bull Demon King and sneered.

"Okay, everyone, wait for my good news!" Long Xiaobai didn't delay any longer, hugged his fists, and flew out.

"Woo woo woo master, my sister Chang'e!" Tang Seng (Bajie) threw himself into the arms of the jade-faced fox (Tang Seng) and cried. However, his hands pressed impartially on the fullness.

The jade-faced fox (Tang Seng) was caught by his own chest and hurt, so he could only look at his big apprentice for help.

Sun Wukong jumped over and habitually grabbed Tang Seng (Bajie)'s ears. At the same time, he scolded: "You idiot! Master's advantage is all you dare to take advantage of, right?"

"Ouch, Brother Monkey, tap, tap, hurt!" Tang Seng (Bajie) grinned in pain. It's just his body, but this expression appeared on Tang Seng's face......

"Amitabha, Buddha, help the disciple!" The jade-faced fox (Tang Seng) closed his eyes, unable to bear to look directly at his obscene side.

As for the Bull Demon King, looking at his wife's body with a pious look, as if he felt that his wife had become a female Bodhisattva, he couldn't help but look at the jade-faced fox (Tang Seng) who closed his eyes and chanted the scriptures.

"Hmph, stupid cow, what do you think?" said Zhu Bajie (Jade Noodles) unhappily. Her husband, of course, she knows best.

The Bull Demon King was a spirit, and said with a sneer: "Hehe~ Madam, you are so good-looking." As he spoke, his eyes turned to the jade-faced fox (Tang Seng)

"Death!" Zhu Bajie (jade face) glanced at the Bull Demon King, and his heart was happy.

"Vomit ......" The Bull Demon King couldn't hold back any longer, and bent over and retched.