Nyorai, who had been here for so long, finally spoke: "Amitabha!

Master Long, this seat looks at you as an oil lamp dry well, and you can't resist this catastrophe.

Rather than being played by this catastrophe, it is better to break it early, such a heroic character, this seat can't bear to let you disappear~~~ Amitabha, the donor has been upright in his life, but he was treated like this by God, it's a pity, what a pity and pain, what ~ bitter ~ from ~ to ~!"

"Monk with a full head, you told Ben Shao to die?!

Fuck it, if you're sorry for Ben Shao, you'll come over to help, where are you sitting and screaming a fart.

Old bald donkey, you think you are very handsome, and you don't take care of yourself, Zhu Bajie is better looking than you.

You are a grandson of a king and a lamb, a sinister, despicable, shameless and obscene old prostitute.

I don't understand, you grow that thing every day, and you pretend to be a fool of a monk in front of everyone every day, what do you want that thing for?!

It's really hypocritical, don't think I don't know, when you're fine, you always go to Liuxia Countryside to find an old woman, and you don't give money. ”

Xiahou Yulong's face was chattering, his mouth was like a cannon, and he was crazy when he caught the Buddha, "I've seen you without quality, I've never seen you so tasteless."

I still suspect that your first time must have been solved by hand, but ......

I'm so curious, is your first left hand or your right hand to solve your exuberant physiological problems?!

Well, if you always put your right hand on your chest*, then you can use your left hand to solve your physiological problems.

Uh-huh, it must be so, it's really dedicated, and I don't forget to recite the scriptures when I hit the, cow * cow * ! !"

Zhu Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, looked depressed, if you want to pinch it, pinch it, do my business, who did I provoke me?!

Why do you always talk about my old pig, pit daddy, why do my old pigs always lie down and get shot!

(At this time, the Gregorian calendar in the human world is the 21st century, and the economy of China is booming, and all kinds of new ideas are pouring in.)

And the gods, Buddhas and demons traveled to the human world in the industry market, so Long Dashao said such a thing, and everyone didn't have to feel out of place, as for why the human world was not subject to great turmoil, it is not that there are many immortal cultivation sects in the human world, and Nuwa maintains the stability of the human world against the power of heaven!

So, there was a Wenchuan earthquake, and there was a tsunami in other places, and the most interesting thing was small Japan, earthquakes were more frequent than usual, and the nuclear power plant was leaking~~)

Among the gods and demons, some people in the same way suddenly understood what Long Dashao was talking about, and they were all smiling, hehe, people in the same way!!

"Hindrance, you ......"

A monk under the Buddha's seat suddenly said angrily.

The Buddha sat down and one of his disciples was furious, pointing at Yuyulong with a look of anger.

"Amitabha, Mingjing, you have moved the Buddha's heart, and you are not happy to recite the Meditation Sutra and meditate your mind. ”

The Buddha was not angry at all, and he still had the heart to preach his disciples, and it seemed that he was quite well cultivated.

"Buddha, the bottom knows what is wrong. ”

The monk named Mingjing immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake, and replied respectfully with his hands folded.

"I'm a sin for you, but I haven't settled accounts with you yet!

Your grandmother is a foot, my unicorn baby is what you injured, and I don't know how to write the word shame.

My baby is so young, so innocent and cute, who knows what you shameless traitors will say when they see him.

I also have to catch him, deal with a young beast that is not yet an adult, and actually come a group of bald heads at a time, fortunately my baby runs fast.

Grandma's, the scar on his leg is left by you.

If Ben Shao doesn't die this time, see if Ben Shao doesn't go back to refine a batch of gods, demons and Buddhas, it will be difficult for him to disperse his yin and yang, give it to you to eat, and then find a group of boars and sows.

Then call all the people with heads and faces in the world to watch, let your grandsons play group battles, play big dramas, and watch Ben Shao play and not kill you. ”

"Amitabha Buddha ~ This seat kindly advises you to let go of your obsession, you are a sinister obstacle, you don't want to repay your gratitude, but insult this seat and the Buddhas and saints in public, Amitabha, I don't know what to say. ”

The messenger of the pure altar hid his face, his face was red, and he almost ran away from tears.

Who am I offending me, why are I involved in my old pig again?!

Hey, I'm wronged!

But if I can really let a group of sows and the Buddha have a friendly match with this group of monks, it would be good, so that my pig clan will also have a light on their faces (damn, this thing is not saved).

Everyone also understood at this time, it turned out that the Buddha injured the pet of the young master Long, no wonder Yuyulong wanted to insult the Buddha like this, and threatened...... Forehead.

At this time, seeing that Long Dashao instantly turned into a rogue look, everyone felt as uncomfortable as if they had eaten flies.

I still admired this product just now, but I can blink an eye, hey, everyone is ashamed in their hearts.

Everyone knows who the little baby Yu Yulong is talking about, it is the baby bump of the Qilin lineage.

The Jade Emperor saw that this Jade Yulong had offended the Buddha again, and he was secretly happy in his heart, this kid is really dead, but it's good to offend, it's difficult for you not to die this time, and such a huge existence of Buddhism will be with you forever.

Even if you survive this catastrophe, you will die without a place to be buried.

The Jade Emperor was helped: "Yuyulong, you great rebel, the Buddha is the existence admired by the world."

Buddhism is a holy place in the hearts of the people of the world, if you insult Buddhism like this, aren't you afraid of cutting off your children and grandchildren, and being spurned by the people of the world?!"

"Jade Emperor, it turned out to be you an old traitor.

Ya, don't think I don't know, you're messing around outside with your wife behind your back.

Oh, there must be your concubine in your people, you can still sound so old, what a fucking old man should be that strong!

Who doesn't know that you want to be the emperor, that's called *bottomless!

What are the novels in the world, and dozens of women are not falling down overnight, that's called a powerful.

It's really a model for my generation, you don't know, how many people in the world want to be the emperor of desire, that's called a cool. ”

Yulong's eyes burst out with a kind of "everyone understands" look, and the Jade Emperor chattered again, "What is the country called Little Japan, and even your god seat, and it is also written: Emperor Desire, the most manly god in the Great Japanese Empire, and his imperial maiden skills make the people of the Great Japanese Empire yearn for and be ashamed."

Also, what's that, oh yes, it's called Yao Xue Fairy, that night was really unforgettable.

You and dozens of palace maids serve the Jade Emperor, and you also play some bed games in that island country, which is really enjoyable to watch.

What dripping wax, leather whip, queen, uniform or something, what old man cart, Guanyin sitting on lotus, a row of geese flying south, what a fucking ...... Damn!

Also play such a difficult handstand, driving......

Really, Emperor Desire, your waist is not sore, and your legs are not weak?!

(If someone doesn't like it, please filter it out automatically, the author sincerely apologizes, not suitable for children.) ）”

Not only that, but Long Dashao was also involved with Lao Jun, "And that Lao Jun, who has been a turtle for so many years, guards the door for Emperor Desire."

I've wronged you, an honest man, his mother's cow*, *and a half-saint guarding the door, cow*, cow*!!"

"You...... How can you talk such nonsense?!

I won't kill you, it's ...... in vain."

The emperor was furious, angry, and a thief, panting constantly.

I couldn't help but look back.

Seeing Yao Xue Fairy Jade's face flushed, she lowered her head and was ashamed, she couldn't help but feel angry, and she was relieved to see that the Queen Mother was meditating and ignored it.

But when he heard Yu Yulong's next sentence, he almost didn't run away, and spit out a mouthful of blood.

"What are you, do you want to say that if you don't kill you Lao Tzu and me, you will be the Jade Emperor in vain?!

Don't worry, you can't be the Jade Emperor, can't you still be the Emperor of Desire, why are you so timid?!

It's just talking, you've always been two-faced and shameless, isn't this just a fart!"

Yu Yulong did not leave any virtue on his mouth, showing the attitude of a rogue with a splashy skin.

And when everyone saw the Jade Emperor like this, and saw the honest old man beside him look embarrassed, he couldn't say a fart for a long time, and even saw a fairy bow his head in shame, and immediately understood that what Long Dashao said was probably true.

At this time, everyone looked at Yu Yulong again, one by one with thoughtful expressions, many people thought to themselves, this girl is dying, looking at his attitude just now, it is clear who is caught biting whom, it is better not to make a sound, anyway, he is also a dead man.

Looking at everyone's expressions again, the Buddha's eyes were slightly closed, and there were words in his mouth, but he went directly to the meditation and practice the Dharma, and the other monks also followed the Buddha into the meditation and recitation.

The demons, led by Chi, everyone looked at Yuyulong with a strange expression, and the gods were not much different.

Bodhi looked at Yuyulong quietly and didn't say a word.

Sun Dasheng said funny at this time: "Hey, hey, I can't imagine it, Jade Emperor, you are so romantic, it's really like what Brother Long said, it's really ......

Cow*s!"

While speaking, he learned Yu Yulong's movements, and stretched out his thumb, just let Sun Dasheng do it like that, it was really indescribably awkward, and finally Sun Dasheng directly turned into a cow*.

As soon as Bodhi saw this monkey's head like this, he directly closed his eyes and turned his face.

Everyone cried and laughed.

In the Jade Emperor's camp, everyone was red-faced, ashamed, and felt that their faces had been lost in this life.

Seeing the appearance of the honest gentleman, everyone understands that this thing is very likely to be true.

I don't have to come out to meet people again in the future, but everyone's thoughts are surprisingly unanimous, let this damn catastrophe pass quickly, so that I can hide back immediately and retreat for hundreds of years before coming out.

Hey, my face has been thrown into my grandmother's coffin, and I have to come out to meet someone, I really shouldn't have come this time!