Chapter 42: Please Call Me the Hundred-Hand Grim Reaper (Part I)
Fish-men, one of the most common super-annoying monsters in the world of Azeroth, can be found in almost all the seaside tidal flats and large lakes.
Slippery skin, big 'smart' eyes almost bigger than your fist, and a very Matt-killing dorsal fin, with colorful colors and a rogue style are their hallmarks.
A single fish-man is definitely a waste, and the following scenarios often appear when it is single-handed.
"Woo-" the fish-man monster screamed, and started fighting without saying a word.
"Wow!" was a little painful, and immediately turned around and ran.
Chase, this monster with strong limbs, a fish head and a fish body can run fast and swim. As soon as you chase you, you run home.
"Woo oh
If you blow up the world and knock them all away, the result will be that more fishmen will join in the pursuit of you.
This kind of chain reaction like an easy fryer made Duke suffer through that year.
So why did Duke look for Fishman?
For one, the Fish-Man is a vassal of some powerful deep-sea creature that is still asleep or waiting. It can be said that the fish-people are used to being enslaved.
Second, the fish-people are not as stupid as many people think. Part of the evidence suggests that they were in fact highly coordinated and organized in relation to the steady and gradual occupation of land. But it is unknown whether this plan is in line with the wishes and interests of the fish-people themselves.
The most important thing is that that day in the Elwyn Forest, after giving the body of a bitter thief of the Brando family to the fish-man for supper, Duke suddenly discovered a strange language in the system prompt - fish-man language.
The bunker's system actually deciphered the relatively simple fish-man language directly.
Before the crossing, knowing two foreign languages was more reliable than going to university when looking for a job.
I didn't expect that after the crossing, it seemed to be the same thing.
After linking with the translation software provided by the system wizard, it was clear that Duke wanted to say grass mud horses, but what came out of his mouth was a funny pronunciation such as "Wow, oh".
This gives Duke a chance - maybe he can recover the Fishmen.
Under normal circumstances, Duke would never have done such a thing. But think about it, the orcs are not yet attacking, and the dark door has not yet been opened. In the world of Azeroth, no matter which country it is, it is based on seniority. Duke didn't find another way, and it was impossible for Duke to elevate himself to a point where he could influence the outcome of the battle before the Dark Door opened.
Do what you think, and only then will you have the opportunity to turn the impossible into a possibility.
So early in the morning, Duke went to the beach alone.
Obviously ready to use magic to communicate with the fish-man first, kill the mentally retarded, leave some who are not so mentally retarded, and finally arrange a slightly more intelligent mer-man wise man to be the agent, but Duke found out.
On the beach, two large fish-man tribes are playing Clash of Clans.
Wow, hundreds of fishmen on both sides are at war!
The scene must be flesh and blood, blood boiling, bloody rage, right?
Duke suddenly realized that he was stupid to have such an expectation.
Hundreds of fish-people fight, and the scene is more like a super-large-scale ...... Peekaboo!
Yo, here Fish-Man Tribe A gathers three Fish-People against the two Fish-People of Fish-Man Tribe B. Sorry, there was no such thing as a battle at all, and the small number of them ran away directly. It's two little short legs, but it runs faster than a rabbit.
Suddenly, the two of them ran into two teases from their own tribe, and well, it became three to four again. Decisive counter-killing, oh no, it's anti-chasing.
It was the turn of the three to run.
It was not easy to get together to have similar strength on both sides, and the first generation of the fish-man here threw a stone fiercely, and the eyes of the second-generation fish-man over there were swollen, and all of a sudden all the courage was lost over there, and they scattered in a hurry.
Listening to the strange cry of the fish-man "oh oh oh", the translation is probably "It's not that the national * army doesn't work hard!
Gundam, your sister, you call that stone a high-speed kinetic weapon...... Hurry up and apologize to the Gundam all over the world!
Hearing the bullshit translation of the system elf, Duke strangled the heart of the system elf.
But fortunately, seeing the bullshit battle of the fishmen, Duke gave up his plan to reorganize the fishmen into an army.
I know that the other party is a staff.
You went out of your way to sell swords?
Duke wasn't that stupid.
With a long sigh, Duke made a move.
In the original plan, Duke felt that he had to kill at least a hundred fish to calm down these teasers a little, but who knows, as soon as Duke made a move, the whole audience was silent.
The next moment, the sound of "oh" was endless, and on the beach, a large number of fishmen bowed their heads.
The only reason is Duke's Mage's Hand.
[Mage's Hand] is the mage who uses the simplest arcane energy to condense into the shape of a human palm to do some simple work for the mage. For example, picking up a key from a place hanging high above the cage.
Duke's [Mage's Hand] is slightly different, after the system sprite automatically extracts Duke's mind about how the motion capture system works, Duke estimates that his [Mage's Hand] should be at least level 2 magic.
Because not only in terms of quantity, but also in terms of quality, it is not something that ordinary mages can do.
Eight palms of light, suspended in the void behind Duke's back. There were also four mage hands that easily tore alive the fish-man who rushed the fastest and wanted to attack Duke.
"Oh oh (Great messenger of the sea, my old blind man submits to you on behalf of the entire tribe of the West Bank. )!”
"Oh la la oh (Mighty god of the sea, my spear submits to you on behalf of the entire North Tide Army.) )!”
Hundreds of fishmen knelt down to Duke as if he were a god, and it was a ...... Joy!
That's it?
It was so easy that Duke was a little incredulous.
Perhaps, it is a confirmation that there is no such thing as a free lunch. Suddenly, there was a violent sound of water hitting the seashore.
Duke's pupils shrank suddenly.
That's some creature that's not supposed to be here—the Naga!
Unlike other monsters in the world of Azeroth, Naga's origins are actually quite noble. About 10,000 years ago, Sargeras, the boss of the Burning Legion, seduced Azhara, the queen of the High Elf Kingdom, and a group of High Elf nobles, and asked them to open a portal for the Burning Legion to invade the world of Azeroth.
This battle of the Ancients ended in the defeat of the Demon King Sargeras. Queen Azhara and her cronies accepted the call of the Elder Gods in order to survive when they fell into the sea, and all of them transformed into half-human, half-snake creatures Naga who could survive at the bottom of the sea.
So the Naga is actually a creature with a very high level of intelligence. And because the female Naga inherited the beauty of the High Elves, her upper body looks quite beautiful, but unfortunately the lower body is just a snake body.
At this time, the two groups of Nagas were clearly at war.
As soon as the female Naga at the front saw the fish-man, she shouted in the fish-man language, "I command you in the name of Avis, help me stop the stupid male Naga from behind!"