Chapter 124: It! Can You Get Pregnant by Touching It (Fourth Update)
"Ho ho, Master, it's so clear river!" Zhu Bajie carried Tang Seng's tired mouth all the way, and when he saw the extremely clear river water in front of him, if he hadn't been carrying the old shameless one, it was estimated that he would have been pierced down a long time ago.
"Hehe, Brother Pig, listen to the advice of your junior brother, it's best not to drink. Long Xiaobai looked at the wide river and smiled. Not far away, a ferry boat was rowing by.
"What's not to drink? You don't care, ride a lion. What about me, look at me! I don't ...... old."
"Bajie!"
"Uh!" Zhu Bajie almost bit off his tongue.
"Owe it~" Sha Seng was silent.
"Hey...... Is there a boat?" Long Xiaobai saw that the rower was a beautiful girl, and suddenly made waves.
"Hey...... The boat is coming!" That little voice, Zhu Bajie's bones were crispy, and he almost turned Tang Seng over.
"There is a crooked river in front of my brother! My sister is singing a sweet song on the boat! My brother's heart is rippling! When will my sister let me cross your river......"
"I'm Nima! Wave, you can wave!" Zhu Bajie said with a big grin, his teeth sour.
"Giggle......" The big girl holding the boat let out a silver bell-like laugh. But then after seeing this group of 'yokai', I fell into the river with an "ah" sound.
"Ho ho, don't be afraid, girl, I'm ...... old pig"
"Ouch!" Tang Seng was directly turned over by Zhu Bajie.
But Zhu Bajie hadn't plunged into the river yet, and Long Xiaobai stepped on the river, like floating on water in a martial arts novel, to the place where the girl fell into the water.
"Brush!" A dashing water rolled 1,600 degrees and directly fished the girl. Then put your feet on the water and jump straight up. Holding the stunned girl in one hand, and smiling with a fascinated smile, she landed lightly on the boat.
"Idiot, do you see? This is the gap! Look at you, what is the difference between the appearance just now and the dog seeing Xiang?" Sun Wukong said sarcastically, while secretly admiring the ability of the little white pickle girl.
"Pig Wu Neng!" Tang Seng's annoyed voice sounded.
"It's over!" Zhu Bajie was scared at this time, and he lay directly in front of Tang Seng and didn't dare to come out.
"Hey......" Sha Seng continued to shake his head.
"Girl, be careful, it's not good to choke on water. Long Xiaobai said with a smile, it sounded like there was something in his words.
When the girl heard this, she suddenly came back to her senses, and her face turned pale with fright, apparently she had just choked on water.
"You~you~ you made me pregnant! Woo woo! I'm only seventeen years old! Not yet twenty! Can't get pregnant! Woo woo woo......
"it, can you get pregnant?"
Long Xiaobai was so frightened that he hurriedly let go, for fear that the other party would rely on him. In other words, he still ...... this kind of mortal It's not that I'm not interested, it's mainly that I can't practice, and I'm afraid of the other party's ability......
"Woooooooooo......oo What should I do? Seventeen is pregnant, and I will be teased by my sisters~ Woo woo woo ......"
"Girl, don't cry, what are you afraid of two years earlier or two years later? It's not a bad thing to be a mother in advance. By the way, don't rely on me! Long Xiaobai hurriedly dissociated himself from him.
"It's up to you! It's up to you! No, it's up to you!" The girl pointed to a group of 'monsters' on the shore and said aggrievedly: "It's up to you, I'm scared that I'm pregnant!"
", scared pregnant?" Long Xiaobai was speechless.
"Oh! no, it's the river......"
"Shhhh......h
The girl suddenly shut up, looked at Long Xiaobai with a pair of big watery eyes, and didn't blink.
"Don't say it, it won't work if you say it~" Long Xiaobai peeked at Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng on the shore, he really wanted to see what the man looked like when he was pregnant.
"Hmm~" The girl nodded stunnedly, and her pretty face instantly turned red. I shouted in my heart: This man is so beautiful!
"Ahem~ that girl. We are people from the Tang Dynasty in the East, not monsters. Do you think you can take us across the river?" Long Xiaobai said, taking out a piece of gold and putting it in the girl's hand.
"Young, beautiful, personable, and golden, this~ Is this the best man that sisters often say?" the girl thought wildly, nodded with a red face, and propped up the boat and rowed towards the shore.
......
"Ho ho, Master, look, Xiaobai has stolen the limelight from you again. Zhu Bajie looked at Long Xiaobai, who was standing at the bow of the boat, and was appreciative for a while.
Tang Seng sat in the center of the boat, sitting cross-legged on the board, silently chanting the scriptures, his fingers quickly turning the Buddha beads, and he didn't pay attention to Zhu Bajie at all.
"Wow~" Zhu Bajie scooped a bowl of water from the mother river with a purple gold bowl, approached Tang Seng and said, "Master, are you thirsty?" ”
"Ahem~ Master, bear with me~ Drink it when you get to the shore. Long Xiaobai reminded.
"Ho ho, Xiaobai, what do you mean, Master is thirsty and drinking saliva is still in the way of you?" Zhu Bajie said with a glare.
"Alas~ whatever you want!" Long Xiaobai sighed without replying, and the girl named Rou'er who saw it was in a trance for a while, and forgot to remind that the river water cannot be drunk casually.
"Come Master, let's drink~"
"Amitabha, the eight precepts have a heart. Tang Seng nodded with satisfaction, forgetting about the incident that almost fell just now.
"Damn, the mission hasn't come yet, Zhou Xingxing, what are you doing?" Long Xiaobai didn't care about Zhu Bajie's unlucky ghost, but looked at the walls of the daughter country that gradually appeared, and scolded secretly.
"Ding!"
"Start the main quest: become the king of the daughter country. Rewards: 5,000 experience points, a ray of king's holy light. ”
"Damn!" Long Xiaobai almost didn't plunge into the river. It's okay to communicate with the queen in this way, but let yourself be the king...... Do you want me to be a 'humanoid son and mother river'?
Thinking of this, a dry little white dragon floated in front of him, thin and only skin and bones remained, and his spirit was extremely sluggish, and a group of wolf-like women were chasing behind him......
However~ This special ray of holy light came out, or the holy light of the king, this seems to be good~ Pretending to be holy light is a good example.
"Hee-hee, here's a man!"
"Wow, look at that guy in white, so handsome!"
"Damn, why are there beasts?"
"Mother, and shemales!"
"It's not a shemale!
"Look, that monkey rides a sheep!"
"Oh! and humanoid pigs!"
"Wukong, you guys should cover up your appearance. Tang Seng saw that there were gradually more people, and instructed.
"Ho ho! Okay Master!" Zhu Bajie directly found a piece of cloth and covered his head, but his eyes looked at the warblers on both sides of the shore, and Yanyan's saliva flowed out.
"Xiaobai~ You also cover your face, right?" Tang Seng didn't know if he was afraid that Long Xiaobai's appearance would cause a riot, or if he was jealous of him.
Long Xiaobai smiled slightly, put his hands together and saluted Tang Seng and said, "Master, your Buddha's heart is unstable." ”
Tang Seng's face turned red rarely, and he hurriedly closed his eyes and recited the scriptures, obviously, Long Xiaobai poked his mind. He's jealous!
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled wildly, looked at Tang Seng, and then at Long Xiaobai, and remained silent.
"Ho ho! Look at what you can, you dare to say Master...... Woo!" Zhu Bajie's big mouth was covered by Sha Seng.
"Second Senior Brother, I feel sorry for you. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie sympathetically. Because, Tang Seng's face has been pulled down.