Chapter 523: Nezha's Gossip Heart

"You say, is it better to be an immortal? or is it better to be a human?" Nezha still looked at the sky, as if asking himself, and as if asking the man who had just appeared behind him.

Long Xiaobai sat next to the other party with a wine jug, took a sip of wine, and said, "I think it's good for me to do this." It is the Dragon Emperor of the Nether, and in order to reproduce the race, he does not have to abide by the rules of the day. is still an immortal official, and he is also ranked in the immortal class, and is admired by people. Don't you think that no matter what the rules are, there are loopholes?"

"I didn't ask you this, did I ask you whether it was better to be an immortal or a mortal. Nezha took a sip of wine and said with some annoyance.

Long Xiaobai stretched out his hand and pulled the chair to the other party, reached out and hugged the other party's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's good to be an immortal who can have mortal rights." ”

Nezha turned his head to look at him, and then slowly fell into the other party's arms, like a little woman.

"Is it possible to have the right to love?"

"There must be!" Long Xiaobai nodded heavily.

"But there are many people who love you, and you love many people. I can't figure out why they love you like that, and whether you really love them. ”

"Do you love me?"

"I~ I don't know. I haven't loved and don't understand what it's like to love. I just know that during the time I was with you, although I was angry with your scoundrel, I also felt very relaxed, and there was an inexplicable feeling around my heart. ”

"That's love~ I can't see it, I can't touch it~" Long Xiaobai reached out and plucked the spirit flower that had not been picked on the other party's head, smelled it, and plugged it in for the other party.

"But~But you have so many women~"

"How many queens does the Jade Emperor have?" asked Long Xiaobai coldly.

"One. ”

"Isn't it?"

"The Jade Emperor's wife is strict. Nezha said with a wink.

"Okay~"

"The Jade Emperor likes Fairy Chang'e. Nezha didn't know if he was drunk, or out of a woman's gossip heart, he actually said something that people in the fairy world knew but didn't pick out.

The dragon little white wine pot shook and almost fell to the ground.

"What's wrong?" Nezha turned his head to look up, at the somewhat odd-looking face.

"Oh~No~Nothing~"

"Hehe~ Actually, it's funny. Don't you know, although the Jade Emperor is the lord of the immortal realm, he only has the right to manage the immortal officials and generals in the immortal realm. And the fairies in the fairy world are not managed by the queen of heaven, but by the queen mother. Even the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor were managed by the Queen Mother. And even if the Jade Emperor thinks about some fairies, even if the queen doesn't care, the queen mother can't pass the pass. Do you know why there is a rule in the heavenly rules that male fairies and female fairies are not allowed to fornicate?"

"No~ I don't know. Long Xiaobai shook his head in a daze, he had already been confused by the gossip little Nezha in his arms!

It seems that all women in the world have a crazy gossip heart! God knows if this little Nezha will chew his tongue behind his back with some heavenly fairies.

In fact, the Jade Emperor has long had the idea of accepting concubines, but the Queen Mother manages the fairies, and the Queen Mother is the Queen Mother's favorite disciple, so the Jade Emperor just dares to think about it. Later, he simply set up this heavenly rule in a fit of anger! Regardless of male fairies and fairies, as long as they dare to think about it or fornicate, they will be severely punished! This is good, but it hurts those immortals who are in love with concubines. ”

"Damn, this is how the rules of heaven are established?" Long Xiaobai was speechless.

"What do you think? The fairy realm is not the Buddha realm. Besides, many immortals have already started families in the Nether, such as my parents. Therefore, there are very few immortals who do not have the heart of men and women. It's a pity~ Alas, the fighting spirit between the two not only bittered the immortals, but even the Jade Emperor's sister got in. ”

Nezha's appearance at this time is a gossip girl, and the gossip makes Long Xiaobai's scalp numb......!

"Xiaobai, there's another interesting thing you don't hear?" Nezha seemed to be addicted. Or rather, there is a lot of gossip in my heart, and I really want to find someone to share it with.

"Still~ what else?" asked Long Xiaobai stunned.

Nezha smiled narrowly and said: "I remember someone said that when the Jade Emperor was making this rule, the Dragon Emperor at that time almost fainted on top of the Lingxiao Palace, crying and crying for his mother to kneel and beg the Jade Emperor for mercy. ”

"Huh?

"Gurgles, dragons are indilutable! And your dragons' ability to reproduce is really not flattering. Do you think, this heavenly rule is simply going to kill your dragon clan! If it weren't for the Jade Emperor's extrajudicial grace and allowing your dragon clan to marry at will in the Nether Realm, it is estimated that you would not have it......!

Nezha really drank too much! Yes! drank too much. Now she is simply a little neurotic! If this is seen by the gods in the sky, it is estimated that her jaw will drop in shock!

Long Xiaobai looked at Nezha, who was nervous in his arms, smelled the faint smell of wine and body fragrance spewing out of the other party's mouth, mixed together, and simply caught up with his own mana.

Moreover, as the other party laughed in his arms, he couldn't help but react.

"You've got me. Nezha suddenly stopped laughing and frowned.

"You're drunk. Long Xiaobai said.

"So what? It's rare to get drunk, so it's better to enjoy it. ”

"I want to take advantage of people's danger. Long Xiaobai said with a smile.

Nezha was stunned for a moment, and then her pretty face turned even redder. Didn't speak, but a little shy.

Long Xiaobai's hand swam slowly, reaching directly into the opponent's lotus battle armor, caressing the smooth and hot skin.

Nezha's delicate body trembled, and instead of refusing, he said softly: "This is the Nether, right?"

"Yes!"

"So~"

"So the fools in the sky can't control us~" Long Xiaobai said, slowly lowering his head.

"Hmm~ That stupid can't control us~" Nezha finished speaking, and slowly closed his eyes. He pursed his lips and leaned in.

Long Xiaobai kissed the bright red mouth affectionately, greedily sucking the honey with the smell of wine.

Nezha took the initiative to cater to him, even more fanatical than Long Xiaobai.

The two hugged each other tightly, kissing more and more fiercely, touching each other's bodies, as if two flames were about to merge together.

"Brush!" The figures of the two disappeared, and the two streamers went straight to the third floor of the Divine Dragon Palace.

"Hum!" The magic circle on the third floor of the entire Divine Dragon Hall lit up, isolating the peeps from the outside and the discordant sounds that were about to come from inside.

Sun Wukong looked at the third floor of the palace with a wine glass and blinked, and muttered in a low voice: "Xiaobai, I hope you can really use women to conquer the Three Realms one day." ”

With that, the figure vanished, leaving only an empty flask on the table.

The official who was drinking with Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then understood. The legendary Monkey King is gone, and he returns to his Buddha realm to continue his fight to defeat the Buddha.

However, they were fortunate enough to drink with the Great Sage, and they were really stained with the light of the Dragon Emperor.

But......

Huh, what about the Dragon Emperor?

(End of chapter)