Chapter 332: A Serious Hooligan

Long Xiaobai closed the cabinet, then turned into the appearance of Tang Seng, and then said with a smile next to the cabinet: "Quack, Master, don't be impatient, wait for me to get the little mouse and take you out!"

Fortunately, Tang Seng couldn't see his appearance and showed an extremely silver appearance, otherwise he would definitely be entangled to death.

"Xiaobai, be careful~" Tang Seng instructed again in the cabinet.

"I know Master, don't talk for a while. After Long Xiaobai finished speaking, he shook his robe and left the room.

With a bead curtain, I came to the hall of the cave.

"Huh, look, the monk has come out. ”

"yes~yes~so handsome~"

"It's pretty handsome, but it's a little fatter. ”

"Giggles~ It's delicious to be white and fat~"

Those little goblins saw that Tang Seng had changed in Long Xiaobai walked out, and immediately began to talk.

"Amitabha Buddha ~ You little goblins who have never seen the world. If you see my little apprentice, you will definitely be handsome. ”

"Uh!" all the goblins were stunned at the same time, and then someone asked timidly: "That monk, your little apprentice is the legendary little white dragon, that dragon scum?"

"Paralyzed! Who is slandering my apprentice! What do you little goblins know? My little apprentice Yushu is gentle and elegant. Dragon scum said, it's just that others are jealous of his handsomeness and his awesomeness, so they deliberately hack him!"

"......" The goblins were speechless again, how do you feel that this Tang Dynasty holy monk, Mrs. looks at the wonderful brother is a little out of tune?

"Who is making a noise? Is there no rule?" With a majestic shout, Li Jin'er walked out from behind.

Long Xiaobai hurriedly turned straight and pretended to be as beautiful as a skeleton.

Li Jin'er was very surprised to see 'Tang Seng', walked over and asked, "Brother Miaoren, what's the matter?"

"Amitabha, the female benefactor, the poor monk figured it out. Faith is precious, but life is even more valuable. Therefore, the poor monk decided to stay, chanting the Buddha for the female benefactor during the day, and blowing the lamp and going to bed at night. ”

"Hmm?you~ What are you talking about?" Li Jin'er was very puzzled, and said secretly: This Tang Seng was scared stupid?

"Amitabha, the meaning of the poor monk is to stay and marry the lady for a hundred years. Long Xiaobai's direct title has changed, I don't know what kind of expression Tang Seng saw when he saw it.

"You~ What you said is true?" Li Jin'er couldn't believe her ears. After carefully looking at Tang Seng in front of him, he really couldn't see that he had used the technique of change, and couldn't help laughing.

Quack, little mouse, you have to be able to see the transformation technique of the dragon master, then you have seen the hell!

He is very confident in his transformation technique, and even looks forward to advancing in the future. If even a high-level powerhouse can't find out, then it's much more convenient to do something unseemly.

"Brother Miaoren, I don't know why I changed my mind?" Li Jin'er still didn't understand. While asking, he was about to take Long Xiaobai to the room to talk in detail.

"Lady, the room is stuffy, why don't you go there and talk. Long Xiaobai shook his robe, walked to a stone table in the cave and sat down.

Li Jin'er was full of smiles from the mouthful of a lady, and it bloomed instantly like a flower, which was extremely attractive.

After the two of them sat down, their own maid served fragrant tea.

Long Xiaobai glanced at the teacup, shook his head, and sighed: "Since you have broken the vows, it is better to break them cleanly~ Come on! Change the tea, put on some wine, I want to get drunk with my wife today." ”

"Huh?" the goblin was stunned.

"Ahh Li Jin'er ordered.

"Yes, ma'am!"

"Brother Miaoren, you haven't answered me yet, why have you changed your mind?" Li Jin'er said, looking at the other party again. I always feel that something is weird, but I can't see it.

"Alas~ Actually, sometimes I think, what is the purpose of worshipping Buddha?"

"For what?" Li Jin'er said curiously.

"The Buddha has always admonished us to be kind to others and to be compassionate. But why do we have to abide by some rules and precepts? If everyone in the world believes in Buddhism and is not allowed to do anything with men and women, then it won't be long before this human world is gone? Who will worship Buddha in the future? Who will provide faith?"

Long Xiaobai's fallacies and heresies, if you think about it carefully, it really makes sense.

Li Jin'er was first surprised by the other party's rebellious words, and then pondered and reasoned very much. Coupled with his own purpose, he nodded.

In fact, the affairs of men and women are the laws of nature, and for many years, the incense in the world has been so vigorous, and it has not followed this law. Therefore, the poor monk thinks that as long as there is a Buddha in his heart, he will be hanged no matter whether he keeps the precepts or not!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's just a chicken~cough~a kind of meaning. Long Xiaobai hid his embarrassment.

Li Jin'er stared at Long Xiaobai with colorful eyes, as if she had met this wonderful brother from a new place. I can't help but praise in my heart: a monk is a monk, these truths are not only easy to understand, but also mysterious.

Long Xiaobai's eyelids raised, glanced at Li Jin'er, and couldn't help but feel proud: "Little goblin, can Master Long still flirt with you?"

"Brother Miaoren, will you still go to get the Western Scripture after we get married?"

"Amitabha, learning scriptures involves major events for the common people. The poor monk can't leave the people in the world and ignore it! But don't worry, when you come back, the poor monk will definitely take you to fly. ”

Long Xiaobai, this is simply a serious hooligan!

"Don't you, Brother Miaoren~ Can you bear to let me stay alone in the empty room?" Li Jin'er got up and sat on Long Xiaobai's lap, hugging his neck and coquettishly.

", steady!" Long Xiaobai secretly stabilized, don't show flaws.

And those little goblins all had strange faces, watching the monk wearing a robe and a Buddha crown turn into a flower monk, and couldn't help but have an urge to laugh.

"Brother Miaoren, don't learn from the scriptures. Stay in this bottomless pit, let's stay together, happy every day, and isn't it wonderful?" Li Jin'er hugged Long Xiaobai's neck and shook it gently.

"Alas~ Why don't you want to be a poor monk~ By the way, lady, why did you fall in love with a poor monk?" Long Xiaobai changed the topic.

"Giggles~ Because Brother Miaoren is handsome~ and proficient in Buddhism. If you listen to your brother's chanting every day, it will be very helpful for cultivating the mind. ”

"Amitabha Buddha ~ Lady, in terms of appearance, the poor monk is not as good as my little disciple, and my little disciple is also proficient in Buddhism, why don't you go to him?" Long Xiaobai boasted that he was not embarrassed at all.

"Brother Miaoren, what do you mean, why do you always mention that dragon scum?" Li Jin'er stood up and looked at Long Xiaobai vigilantly, feeling that this Tang Seng was getting more and more wrong.

Long Xiaobai's heart jumped, for fear that the other party would suspect him and see through his identity. In that case, there is no way to be a serious hooligan.

"Amitabha, don't get me wrong. It's just because my disciple has stolen the limelight of the poor monks along the way. Today's lady values me so much, I'm really a little panicked! I'm afraid that I don't deserve to be a fairy-like lady. ”

(End of chapter)