Chapter 132: The Disciples' Revolt (Fourth Update)
Sha Seng stepped back expressionlessly, his eyes looking at Long Xiaobai.
This little junior brother can be regarded as a celebrity in the eyes of Tang Seng. Although the other party has done a lot of rebellious things, this Tang Seng seems to be blind, blinded by lard, and often praises him in his mouth.
Long Xiaobai was a little uncomfortable by the sand monk, and said secretly: This is the most honest sand monk who is a ruthless person!
"Qiang!" a sword groan, and the purple bamboo and white dragon sword appeared in his hand.
"Ma Le Gobi's! Master Long hacked you to death, shameless old man!" Long Xiaobai scolded, and slashed at Tang Seng with a swing of his sword.
"!" Sun Wukong was startled, stepped forward in a flash, and hugged Long Xiaobai.
"Brother Monkey, don't stop me! Let me hack him to death! Damn! I've already seen him unpleasant! Hack him to death! Let's take the Western Scriptures, and we won't die happily!"
Long Xiaobai scolded while waving the dragon sword. Of course, if he really wants to kill the other party, he just needs to move his mind.
"Alright! Alright! Xiaobai has already expressed his determination. Sun Wukong hugged Long Xiaobai aside.
"Qiang!" The dragon sword was instantly retracted, and Long Xiaobai also stood aside as if nothing happened. It seemed that he had just been on the body of a ghost, and the eyelids of the sand monk who saw it jumped.
"Damn!
Sun Wukong saw that Long Xiaobai was no longer fighting and killing, so he looked at Zhu Bajie.
"Idiot, here are the ones you like to chew your tongue. Of course, I guess you hate him the most, go ahead, scold harder, otherwise you will be insincere. ”
"Ho ho! Brother Monkey~ Isn't this okay?" Zhu Bajie is notoriously timid, and of course he was a little cowardly at this time.
"Hurry up!" Sun Wukong glared.
"Hey!Okay~Okay~" Zhu Bajie was helpless, so he had to move off the bed with great difficulty.
The sand monk was benevolent and righteous, and stepped forward to help him.
Zhu Bajie held up a big belly that was two circles bigger than before, and with one hand on his waist, he walked to Tang Seng in the posture of a pregnant woman on the cliff. looked at the white and tender handsome face, as well as the shiny bald head, and the yellow, orange and orange thick phlegm on the face. Thinking of the unbearable scenes since joining the scripture learning team, the resentment in my heart has become bigger and bigger.
"Tang Seng! You are shameless! You ride me! Scold me! You beat me! You even beat me with a whip when I was pregnant! I Nima! What are you? Ah? Without us! Can you go to the West Heaven......
Zhu Bajie scolded more ruthlessly than Sun Wukong, the sand monk who watched the eyelids jumped, and Long Xiaobai grinned when he saw Sun Wukong.
"Damn! Grandpa Pig spit on you today!
"Drink...... Woo!" Zhu Bajie swallowed the thick phlegm directly, his eyes were round, and the hair all over his body exploded.
I saw Tang Seng lying on the bed slowly open his eyes and reached out to touch his face. Then I flickered in front of my eyes and saw a slimy, yellow-orange-orange liquid. immediately saw Zhu Bajie's appearance, and remembered that he vaguely heard someone scolding himself just now......
"Bajie, is it enjoyable to scold just now?" Tang Seng said dryly.
"Oh, Master, don't be angry, be careful if you move the fetus. "Sha Seng has many eyes, and he is a filial son and grandson in an instant. trotted to the side of the bed, helped Tang Seng up, and put the pillow behind the other party's back.
"This~Master~Master......" Zhu Bajie said.
"Xiaobai, the whip is borrowed for the teacher's use. Tang Seng still said dryly.
"Master~This ......"
"What's the matter?
", for whom?" Long Xiaobai's heart was tired. If it weren't for the ultimate task of protecting him to the west, he would be so lazy to pee on the other party.
"Ho ho, little junior brother, don't~" Zhu Bajie was about to cry.
Long Xiaobai saw that Zhu Bajie was also pitiful, and at the same time thought that it was estimated that the other party would be more sad in the future, and he didn't want the other party to suffer from flesh and skin, so he changed the topic and said: "Brother Monkey, why is the spring water not working?"
Sun Wukong also hurriedly played the round, mainly because he was afraid that Zhu Bajie's eyes would fall out if he was in a hurry.
"Ahem...... I can't say for sure. By the way, the girl who ferried before you came back, and when she heard that we got to the spring, she asked for some. I just heard my husband come over and say that the fetus has been beaten. ”
"Oh, so this abortion spring doesn't work for men?" Long Xiaobai felt that this special daughter country was becoming more and more interesting.
First of all, the Ruyi True Immortal of Juxian Nunnery defected to the monster, and I heard that this aborted fountain was originally mainly prepared for those people who went out to steal men, and now it has completely overturned the result in the plot, and this aborted fountain is useless to men!
"Zhou Xingxing!
"What are you shouting, and dry hair?"
"Damn, why is it different from what it looks like on TV? Why can't you beat it?"
Also, don't always think about TV, it's going to kill you. ”
"Sheng, you are paralyzed, are they men, are they raw with their butts?" Long Xiaobai scolded.
"Quack, quack, this can be had!" Zhou Xingxing smiled pervertedly.
"Huh......" Long Xiaobai felt a chill, thinking about chrysanthemums is numb.
"Quack, okay, I'm not going to tease you. Zhou Xingxing's tone changed, and he said seriously: "Actually, this is a big change in the plot, even if I have to follow the current plot now." Don't worry, those two pregnant boys can't do it, at most they have big bellies. The solution will be found in the quest. You play slowly, the plot of this daughter country is a bit informative, be mentally prepared......"
Long Xiaobai ended the conversation with Zhou Xingxing, and fell into confusion for a while. It seems that if you want to figure it out, you have to come little by little.
"Xiaobai, what do you want?" Sun Wukong couldn't help but ask when he saw Long Xiaobai wandering.
"It's nothing~ I just think about why this Ruyi True Immortal wants to take refuge in the monster, and what kind of monster can be worthy of him to take refuge. Also, I suspect that this guy did something to the Birthfall Spring while leaving his daughter's country. Do you think, why did he use the mountains to suppress the Rebirth Spring? Why did he use the Heavenly Talisman to suppress it?"
"This ......" Sun Wukong also felt that things were getting more and more weird.
"Master, spare me! For the sake of both of us being fathers and mothers, just pity me! Octuplets! How can I live an old pig!"
Zhu Bajie knelt in front of Tang Seng's bed, with a handful of snot and tears.
"Alas!" Tang Seng finally relented. But to say that there is no grievance is nonsense.
"Wukong, can you make the teacher's belly smaller?"
"Oh, Master, what are you going to do? I can cast illusions to make outsiders look flawless. ”
"Then let's change it for the teacher, the teacher is going to meet his daughter the king and change the customs clearance documents. This place ~ is so sad ~ " Tang Seng looked like he had nothing to love.
"Okay, I'll cast a spell. ”
I saw Sun Wukong flick a few times at Tang Seng, and then blew out a breath of fairy air.
"Brush!" Tang Seng's belly instantly became smaller. However, looking at Tang Seng's appearance, it is still difficult to get out of bed, it should only look smaller on the surface.
"Ho-ho, Brother Monkey, and me!"
"You won't be able to do it yourself?"
"Brother Monkey~ I have eight cubs in the belly of the old pig, and the spell can't be cast!"
"Alas!okay~"
PS: It's really time to catch your breath. Try to keep three watches a day. Save some and wait for the next outbreak. I work during the day and code words at night, and I can't bear it......