Chapter 145: Long Xiaobai Flirts with Zhu Bajie (Third Update)
Long Xiaobai returned to the post house, but did not see Tang Seng, but saw Sha Seng holding Sun Wukong and shaking vigorously.
"Brother Monkey, Wake up!"
"Damn, Lao Sha, what's going on?" Long Xiaobai rushed over and saw that Sun Wukong's forehead had a big bag, and he had fallen into a coma.
"Xiaobai, Master has been captured by monsters!" said Sha Seng with a bitter face.
"Damn, why did you forget her!" Long Xiaobai only remembered at this time that the awesome demon king scorpion spirit in the daughter country had never appeared.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, start the side quest: save Tang Seng. Reward: 3,000 experience points, three detoxification pills. ”
Scorpion essence, claimed to have listened to the Buddha's lecture in Leiyin Temple, and when he was driven by the Buddha, he stung the Buddha, and choked the pain of Rulai, which can be imagined how awesome it is. Moreover, this chick is not even afraid of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie teaming up!
"Lao Sha, do you see what kind of monster it is?"
"No, I saw a gust of demonic wind sweeping away Master. The senior brother went to chase after him, but who knew that a miserable scream would become like this. ”
"Huh, where is Brother Zhu?" Long Xiaobai looked left and right, but didn't see Zhu Bajie.
"The second senior brother didn't return overnight, it should ~ should be the same as you~" Sha Seng's face suddenly became strange. At the same time, I secretly admired this little junior brother, Queen!
"Alas~ It's okay, since I entered this daughter's country, Brother Pig has been choking enough. It was good that I couldn't see it before, but now I look at a group of girls every day, and I get sick sooner or later. By the way, Lao Sha, have you ever thought about it?" Long Xiaobai smiled very narrowly.
Sha Seng was stunned at first, and then cried and laughed: "Xiaobai, when are you still joking, hurry up and save Senior Brother and Master!"
Long Xiaobai glanced at Sun Wukong and found that the other party was only unconscious, and there were no symptoms such as poisoning.
"Senior brother is just fainting in pain, you are guarding here, I will go to find the master. After Long Xiaobai finished speaking, he left the post station.
Sha Seng hugged Sun Wukong, looked at the open door, and couldn't help sighing: "Alas~ It would have been nice if Xiaobai had been there just now~ That monster shouldn't have kidnapped Master when he saw him~"
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In the palace hall, Zhu Bajie was lying on the ground and falling asleep, and Harazi walked to the ground. The clothes were disheveled, and the monk's robe on his body was thrown elsewhere.
A ray of morning light shone on his body, like a big fat pig who had been sleeping lazily.
"Little beauty~I'm an old pig~" Zhu Bajie muttered with his eyes closed, he should be dreaming.
Long Xiaobai landed at the door of the hall, looking at the mess in the house and no one had cleaned it, and Zhu Bajie on the ground was dreaming of spring, and couldn't help but show a bad smile.
"Brother Pig, I'm sorry, let's let you try the transformation technique I just learned!" said, thinking for a while, the figure of the half-old appeared in his mind.
"Change!" Long Xiaobai turned around, and instantly became the Taishi of the daughter country.
"Wow! It's really like it!" this opening suddenly came out of the voice of the Grand Master.
"Quack quack, Brother Pig, I'm coming!" Long Xiaobai smiled evilly and put his head in front of Zhu Bajie.
Speaking, he was not in a hurry about Tang Seng's abduction, because the scorpion spirit did not eat Tang Seng's meat, but wanted to find a wishful man.
"Elder Pig~Elder Pig~Wake up~" Long Xiaobai pushed Zhu Bajie with his hand.
"Ho ho!" Zhu Bajie shrugged his nose and slowly opened his eyes. When I saw a charming face in front of me, my eyes widened.
"Ah Xiu, didn't you play last night, then let's continue!" said that, he hugged Long Xiaobai.
"! What's the situation!" Long Xiaobai was startled, was this Zhu Bajie anxious?
"Brother Pig! it! Don't make trouble! It's me!"
"Ho ho! I know it's you! Ah Xiu, I had a great time playing with you last night, come on!" Zhu Bajie said, kissing with his mouth open.
"it!!" Long Xiaobai kicked Zhu Bajie in the stomach and kicked the other party out directly.
"Oh, Ah Xiu, why are you kicking me? No, why are you so strong?" Zhu Bajie rubbed a pair of pig eyes, puzzled.
And at this moment, there was a sudden "bang" at the door of the main hall, as if something had fallen to the ground.
Long Xiaobai turned his head to look at it, and was suddenly stunned in place.
I saw that the master at the door was looking at Long Xiaobai like a ghost, and there was a copper basin sprinkled with water at his feet.
"I'm Nima!Why are there two Ah Xiu?!"
"it, she, Axiu, you?" Long Xiaobai's mind was a little messy.
"Ho ho, I'm Nima, Brother Monkey, don't make trouble!" Zhu Bajie said to Long Xiaobai with his dazed head.
Long Xiaobai smiled awkwardly, turned around, accepted the transformation technique, and said secretly: "But Nima can't be used indiscriminately!"
"I'm Nima, Long Xiaobai, your uncle!" Zhu Bajie saw that it was Long Xiaobai, and suddenly became angry.
"Damn, Brother Pig, don't worry! Let's make it clear first, are you and the Grand Master?" Long Xiaobai retreated and retreated to the entrance of the hall.
"After returning to the queen, the minister and Elder Pig fell in love at first sight, and they had made a private decision in this hall last night. The Taishi suddenly saluted shyly, and Long Xiaobai felt a chill when he saw it.
"Wait, what are you talking about, Queen, when am I going to be Queen?"
"Back to the queen, did you go to talk to my king about state affairs last night?" said the princess with a smile in his words.
"Go! I said, 'Second sister-in-law,' don't call me the queen, I don't want to call me a queen, but ...... I'm your king now!"
Long Xiaobai's face turned red when he shouted 'second sister-in-law', and Zhu Bajie, who shouted, smirked, and suddenly lost his temper.
"Ho ho, Xiaobai, don't tell the master about this! Otherwise, ......" Zhu Bajie felt numb when he thought about it.
"Uh! I forgot if you didn't say that Master was captured by a monster!"
"Ahh
"Don't worry, I have something to ask my second sister-in-law. Long Xiaobai's second sister-in-law blushed again.
"Queen, if you have any questions, just ask, and the minister will answer truthfully. ”
Okay~ Long Xiaobai no longer dwelled on the question of his identity, but asked, "Where does your national teacher live?"
"Huh, does the queen know about the national teacher?" the master was surprised, because the national teacher had not shown his face once since the master and apprentice came.
"Oh~ I heard the queen say it. Where does she live?" Long Xiaobai lied.
"That's right! The national teacher lives in the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, a hundred miles east of the royal city. But the queen, the national teacher doesn't want to be disturbed, and ~ and...... Hmm, Queen, you don't mean to say that the National Teacher captured Elder Tang, right?" the Grand Master finally reacted.
"Hahaha! I'm just asking! Brother Pig, let's go, flirt with the beauty!" Long Xiaobai said, riding the clouds and heading straight to the east of the royal city.
"Ho ho! Ah Xiu, wait for my old pig to come back and continue to go to Wushan with you!" Zhu Bajie showed his manly spirit for the first time. Sacrifice the nine-toothed nail rake and rise up.
Taishi watched Zhu Bajie leave, first worried, and then turned into a wry smile.
"Alas~ I really shouldn't have drunk so much last night...... It turned out to be ...... with a pig demon Hey~"