Chapter 1589: The Servant Who Warms the Bed
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And so it ended.
Everyone went back to their rooms as if it had never happened.
Looking at the mess all over the ground, Lu Yu said, "Actually, kick over these...... It's still a bit of a waste, food is life! Do you know what kids who haven't had a full meal for years would think if they saw this? ”
Lu Yu glanced at Xiao Ruan, then looked at the female general, and said softly: "Why don't you go and eat them all, don't waste it." ”
The female general was furious.
This is not only the food that has fallen on the ground, but also the ...... There's a poison she can't even remove.
If you eat it, you will not only be insulted, but you will also be likely to die directly.
"Are you crazy?"
The female general said angrily.
Lu Yu said: "I'm not crazy, but I think it...... You seem to be crazy. ”
"You asked me to do this kind of thing, and you said I was crazy? Aren't you crazy?"
Lu Yu said: "It's because you haven't recognized your identity yet." Now you're my slave, don't let you eat these things, even if you make you eat, you have to eat it for me with a smile! Death? You may threaten me with death, that really proves that you don't know me at all, there are so many horrors in this world that I don't even bother to give an example, just take the simplest one...... Your skin is so good, your body is so perfect, I can cut your nerves, so you can feel the pain in your body, but you can't move, and then ...... Every day, I dig up a piece of meat from your body, roast it in front of you, eat it, and then heal you, so that you can't die, just for your heroic beauty, I think I can eat it for ten years and a half!"
The female general's body twitched, and then she shouted, "You won't do this!"
Lu Yu pursed his lips and said, "How could it not?" Do you suspect that I haven't eaten human flesh? Or do you mean that I won't be so spicy and destroy flowers?...... When I was very young, I ate human flesh for a whole year, the kind that rotted, there would be maggots crawling on it, but believe me, compared to rotten human flesh, looking at those maggots, I really think they are clean, so I will eat them first, and ...... The taste is also very good. As for killing women...... There is a kind of race, called the fox clan, and the women in it are really very, very cute, even if they are cold-blooded like me, they think they are cute creatures, and they all want to hug them in their arms and rub them wantonly, but I killed more than 7,000 people overnight, so that they were exterminated. I can do all these things, so I don't understand, why do you doubt this?"
The female general's body twitched twice again, and she said sharply: "I...... I don't believe it!"
"Hahaha!"
Lu Yu couldn't help laughing, and then said: "Okay, if you don't believe it, don't believe it, forget it, I'm tired today, I don't want to tease you anymore." By the way, Xiao Ruan, what do you have to keep her by your side and be my slave?"
Xiao Ruan said very seriously: "I heard that a woman with a good-looking ass can give birth to a boy." ”
One sentence made Lu Yu's face embarrassed.
In a word, it also made the female general who didn't believe what Lu Yu said before, but was afraid, really frightened, because of Xiao Ruan's words, she believed it!
The first time she saw Xiao Ruan, she felt that she was a person who couldn't lie, and ...... It's someone who can really do crazy things.
So she took a step back.
Because she suddenly realized that she had been left behind just to be ...... Lu Yu's tools for giving birth!
Her Royal Highness the princess, how noble is she......? To become a slave girl who recognizes people and ravages her, you have to ...... and have children...... How could she possibly accept such a thing?
Her first instinct was to run.
Before he could act, he heard Xiao Ruan say, "Young Master, can you accept it...... The slave girl who sleeps for herself only has one leg?"
The female general's cold sweat flowed down instantly, and she even felt a chill at the base of her thighs.
Lu Yu said with a bitter face: "That...... What a waste, after all...... It's true...... It's perfect...... I've never seen such a perfect body, if ...... If there are any parts missing...... Ahem, it's a waste. ”
Xiao Ruan glanced at him, and then said, "The young master really likes her a little." ”
Lu Yu smiled bitterly, and then said a little decadently: "I don't know what's wrong, since ...... I grew up with certain ...... Ahem, ability, how come the resistance to women seems to have become a lot weaker? I didn't like these before......"
Xiao Ruan smiled: "Young master, don't worry, this is very normal." ”
Fu Liu snorted angrily on the side, but when he thought that he was also directly resisted by Xiao Ruan, he entered Lu Yu's room...... She couldn't help but blush a little.
Lu Yu waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't be kidding, Xiao Ruan, you ...... Belch...... What are you doing?"
Before she finished speaking, she saw that Xiao Ruan had already walked to the side of the female general and began to pick up her clothes.
The female general struggled to resist, blushing, but desperately silent.
Xiao Ruan said: "Her clothes are dirty and there are blood stains, so she can clean them first and then heal them, and then she can go to bed......."
"This ......" Lu Yu smiled bitterly: "It's still ...... Wait...... Wait a few days, you have to let her get used to it for a while, really, you're more anxious than me...... Ahem! No, no, no, I'm not in a hurry! No, no, no, I don't want to! Ahem...... Get down to business, get down to business!"
Lu Yu discovered...... The more you talk about it, the easier it is to say what you think in your heart, so just don't say it.
"That...... Female general, there are a few questions I need to ask you, and I hope you can answer me honestly, okay?"
The female general guarded the last piece of her clothes, desperately preventing Xiao Ruan from taking it off. In fact, for some purpose, the female general doesn't care much about such a thing as being seen in the body, after all, growing up in the military since childhood, she will be seen from time to time, which is normal, but she has her own bottom line after all, such as ...... You can't be thrown into bed and played with at will.
She'd never done anything like that, and no one had dared to do that before.
Now she clearly knows that the last piece of clothing is gone, and she ...... It's the life of a bed-warming slave, and it's tonight.
Hearing Lu Yu ask a question, and Xiao Ruan finally stopped, he endured the pain on his body and said in a deep voice, "You ask." ”
Lu Yu nodded and said, "Well, the first thing I want to ask is that in the third prince's mansion, did you find me a long time ago?"
"Yes. ”
"Oh, that's true, so why didn't it mean anything?"
"I'm also doing things that can only be done behind people's backs, and if I shout at you, my own things will be exposed. ”
"Oh, I see, is there any other reason?"
"Yes, because that old guy didn't stop you from coming in the garden, then you will definitely not do any harm to the third prince, since there is no harm, I want to save the third prince, and our purposes do not conflict, so ...... There is no need to be an enemy. ”
Lu Yu nodded and said, "Your thinking is very clear, so you know the old man in the garden?"
"I don't know, but I know he exists. ”
"Oh...... Very good, then the next question," Lu Yu said, "Your country, that northern country, why did you send you over?"