Chapter 1650 Understand or Don't Understand, Noodles and Knives
In the end, Duyan still paid the money, and when she left, she scolded and scolded, she was really angry.
She commands the entire Fengling Terrace, and it stands to reason that she should have a lot of money.
But to be reasonable, she really isn't that rich, after all, everything belongs to the Fengling God King, and she is the one who manages it on her behalf, so ...... She also eats Yulu, although Yulu is very high......
But after thinking about it carefully, I actually used more than two months to buy a lot of cosmetics......
No matter how I think about it, I am a little reluctant, a little unhappy, and I always feel that I have been deceived.
But when she walked up the steps of the egg-shaped building, and walked on it, some people came up to her, and then looked at her with a curious look, and some people even came up to ask her, asking her who she really was, and if she was the daughter of a powerful family.
I asked these because they couldn't help but be alone.
was so polite, and didn't drive her away directly, but because of her beauty at this time.
Of course, she knew this.
So...... It's really exciting.
Then I also have a bad taste, I have to pretend to be like it first, wait for all the other party to use all the means, and then show my identity, and scare the other party to death...... She enjoyed the process.
I thought in my heart that after seeing the birds, I must show her a good show and be angry with her!
And then I feel like the money is well spent...... It's worth it!
It's like...... As Wang Xiaoman once said to Lu Yu, women ...... Why do you want to dress up? Why do you want to make yourself so pretty? Do you think they really want to show men? No, men think too much, and they do it for women.
It is...... Such wonderful.
......
Lu Yu slept very comfortably, although the female general did not have any experience in coaxing Lu Yu to sleep, but this did not affect her ability to master quickly.
Lu Yu woke up, stretched a big lazy waist, smiled, and then opened his mouth, Xiao Ruan immediately poured warm tea into his mouth, rinsed his mouth, Lu Yu smiled and said, "How long have I been asleep?"
"About ten hours. ”
Xiao Ruan laughed softly.
Lu Yu nodded and said, "So, the current time should be considered daylight......?" Everything is good in this celestial realm, but the most unbearable thing for me is that there is no night at all, there is no dark sky, how can people sleep, how can ordinary crops grow? Hey...... Surely only those immortal herbs and elixirs can grow here...... It's no wonder that the people of the heavenly realm want to get the human realm desperately, so they rush to so many crops in the human realm...... Hey, there are still many ordinary people in the heavenly realm. ”
Xiao Ruan nodded, and then asked, "Then young master, what should we do next?"
"Xiao Ruan, you really asked me this question...... Lu Yu scratched his head, and then said: "To be honest, now I really have a mess in my head, and I don't know what I should do now, in fact...... I've done a lot of the set-ups, I just have to wait for the key characters to come back and fall into my chessboard. Hey, the chessboard has been arranged, but the chess pieces willfully don't fall into it...... It's really embarrassing, oh yes, did you name the long knife?"
One sentence made everyone present fall silent.
Xiao Ruan smiled bitterly: "That...... After all, the long knife is Qing Xuan's private property, so why are we embarrassed to choose a name?"
Lu Yu nodded and said, "That's the same thing." ”
Then, he walked out of the door directly, and then shouted loudly: "Qingxuan, get out of here!"
In the next room, it was suddenly pushed open, and Qing Xuan ran out of it, still a little disheveled...... Obviously he lives with Hailiuzi, and the two of them sleep without clothes?
Well...... Problematic!
But now it was obvious that Lu Yu didn't want to think about it, but asked, "Did you take the name of that long knife?"
"This ...... I ......"
Qing Xuan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that it was because of this incident that he was called out, because it was sudden, so he didn't know how to answer for a while, if it ...... If you don't take it, Lu Yu will definitely take one, but if you say that you have already taken it...... The fact is that I didn't take it, if I think of a name now, it will really be inferior, and it may not be much better than Lu Yu's name.
So I couldn't speak for a long time.
When Lu Yu saw him swallowing, he frowned and said coldly, "Why don't you answer?!"
This time, it was a fright, Qing Xuan immediately panicked, and hurriedly said: "Actually, this name hasn't been chosen yet!"
"Oh!" Lu Yu was stunned, and then sighed and said, "Sure enough, without me, you can't even choose a name, hey...... Forget it, even if I'm reluctant, I'll help you choose a name, how big is it? Really, you've done it a long time ago, you can't hold back for so long, right? I'll just work out...... I think about it, this name is a kind of art, we have to take into account the image of it, but also take into account its role, and more importantly, it is easy to remember, when it is famous all over the world, it will not make people forget its name, right? In fact, the name is really important, so ...... I want to think about it......"
Lu Yu really thought about it very seriously, a group of people thought that his previous voice was almost up, and they came around, they didn't know what it was, but after asking clearly, everyone began to look at Qing Xuan with a kind of pity.
And Qingxuan ...... But I don't think so.
I used to think that Lu Yu's name was all nonsense, but now when I hear the issues that Lu Yu needs to consider in choosing a name, I feel that it is particularly reliable! If all these points are reached, how bad can the name be? As for the white stripe...... Well, it must have been a momentary mistake, and it wasn't a normal problem, but there was a red patch in the middle of his long knife, so he couldn't call it Baitiao anymore, right?
Besides, if Lu Yu chooses a name, it can still make Lu Yu happy, which can be regarded as sycophancy, why not?
Lu Yu thought for a long time, and then he had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "I thought of ......it! If it's hard to remember, let's call it a dough sheet, well, it's so apt!"
After Qing Xuan heard this, he was stupid.
It took a long time to recover, and I couldn't help asking, "That...... Why...... Is that a name? It's ...... Where the hell does it look like a dough sheet?"
Lu Yu said: "Tsk, why are you so stupid? Generally speaking, as long as I say the name, you should think of the beauty of my name! You see, this blade is curved, right? The surface is shiny, right? The whole body is white, right? It doesn't look like a knife-cut dough sheet? And, this red in the middle, like the chili pepper on top of the spicy noodles, of course, you must not know what the chili pepper is, anyway, it is a red thing, of course, in fact, you can also understand this red gem as a braised egg, you see, eat a bowl of noodles, of course, there must be a braised egg, balanced nutrition. ”
A group of people, none of whom thought about what noodles should look like.
My mind was full of 'dough sheets' and 'dough sheets', and then I looked at this incomparably beautiful long knife, and then thought of the name dough sheets...... Everyone had a feeling that they were going to vomit blood.
And Lu Yu was still excited, so he continued: "You guys...... I don't understand. What is a dough sheet? What is a sword? They are all tools! One is alive and the other is dead. In another place, most of the people rely on the dough sheet every day to survive, while on the other hand, their safety is also provided by the sword, one life to death, one life to death...... For example, the land, we plough, wait for it to be harvested, and then eat the food in it, that is, the noodles, and then grow up and become warriors, and the grass stalks burn the blades, and people carry the blades to the front line to fight, and then they die, and the corpses are buried in the ground, and they become the nourishment of the grain again, and then they give birth to the food that can live again, and they are made into noodles again...... Noodles and knives, this is life, this is the world, you ...... Got it?"
I don't understand! I absolutely don't understand! I don't want to understand!
Anyway, everyone clearly knows that the name of this dough is ugly!
Then there was a person who laughed, it was Xiao Ruan, who laughed out loud rarely.
Lu Yu also smiled lightly, then turned his head and said, "You see, Xiao Ruan understands, but you don't understand." ”
After speaking, he pursed his lips and looked towards the sky.
Patches and knives.
This is true in all worlds, everywhere.
It is this heavenly realm, and it is also the sheet and the knife.
In order to obtain the dough piece, they transform themselves into long knives and attack the human realm......
But when Lu Yu looked up at the sky, he didn't know that what he was waiting for, the sharpest knife in the heavenly realm, was getting up from a hanging island and rushing back to this phoenix spirit platform.
Two people, one before and one behind, both women.
The woman in front looked a little grizzled.
The woman in the back was the bird who Duyan was also waiting for, ready to ridicule her.
Bai Bird followed behind the woman in front of him, and said in a deep voice: "Master, the news is absolutely not wrong, now there is a person in Fenglingtai who can turn a discarded artifact that has been handed down for I don't know how many years into a rather spiritual blade, from a sword to a knife, from nothing." In particular, there is a strange red gemstone inlaid in the middle, which is said to be very mysterious. ”