Lu Yu raised his head and saw that a plane was flying by, and then ...... There is also a small black dot that is gradually getting bigger.

It was a parachute, and the person under the parachute was desperately waving at him.

The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched.

Because he knew that person too well.

It was the one who was worried about his life and death just now...... Wang Xiaoman.

blinked his eyes, quietly waited for Wang Xiaoman to land, and then ...... walked forward slowly, and when Wang Xiaoman was smiling and about to say something, he slapped him suddenly.

With a snap, Wang Xiaoman was stunned, covering his cheeks, tears flashing in his eyes, it hurt.

"You...... Why are you hitting me?!"

The corners of Lu Yu's mouth twitched: "Why do you say? Damn! You fucking don't want to die, that is, you want to come up with some instrument that can detect whether people are lying or not? Are you crazy!"

Wang Xiaoman said aggrievedly: "It's not easy to meet, you have to ask me this?"

"Damn! Don't ask what you want to ask about this? For this thing, you lost all the islands I gave you, and made me worry about you, and even kidnapped all the officials of other people's Italian countries, damn it! Because you and I have become criminals!"

Wang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Oh, it turns out that you are worried about me!"

"! I wish you were going to die!"

"Oh, don't say that, I know you're reluctant. ”

Lu Yu snorted coldly, looked down at his legs and feet, and then said, "How's the legs......?" This kind of dangerous thing, you don't want to play it anymore, don't break your leg in the future. ”

Lu Yu just hates the air, he just has a fear of heights, even if he jumps up and flies, he actually immediately finds a place where no one is there and falls, no, to be exact, he falls.

Anyway...... It's just pretending to be forced, and then ...... I have to endure the pain, too.

Wang Xiaoman said with a smile: "It's okay, I can move completely, and it's better than before!"

"Well, that's good, but be careful. Lu Yu nodded and said, "But what the hell is going on? Why did you come up with that instrument? and...... How did you come up with it?"

Wang Xiaoman smiled: "Actually, I have wanted to get this kind of thing for a long time, I said...... Ancestors, don't forget that you were once deceived because of lies, and you almost hung up! People like you just can't stand lies, and when it comes to women, you really can't do it...... Hey, who are you and me for? I don't want you to use it, so that you don't have to be suspicious of other women, after all, if you get hurt once, I'm afraid that all women will be suspicious of all women in my life, and then ...... Aren't you just untouchable to any woman......? Of course I'm doing it for your own good. ”

He paused for a while, and saw that Lu Yu's face was getting worse and worse, so he immediately said: "Actually, this thing, the reason why it can be completely successful is because of the spirit stone you gave me, I don't know why, as long as you extract their energy and add it to that machine, it will be! That thing is just fine! Do you say it's magical?"

"This ......" Lu Yu didn't expect that there would be half of himself in such a big pot......

He hurriedly said, "Destroy them!"

"Uh...... Okay, okay," Wang Xiaoman sighed and said, "Actually...... I thought about it, and I thought it was really wrong for this thing to be invented. ”

"Oh, can you still have this kind of awareness?"

"Because...... I kind of understand why I was able to detect those lies, because that machine can already detect things ...... the level of 'souls'! Hey, I'm not a god, and I don't want to do things that only gods can do, souls? I don't dare touch that kind of thing. ”

"That's it alone?"

"Of course...... One more piece. I used that machine once, against the damn woman next to me, and then ...... I haven't been able to face her until now, it turns out ...... It turns out that she has always thought I am so ugly, and I am disgusted when I look at it, and I usually ...... She...... She imagined me to be someone else, and ...... That reaction or something, it's all fucking fake! I'm sad...... I'm sad ......."

The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, and then he couldn't help but ask curiously, "Then ...... At that time, who was thinking about it?"

"Picasso!"

“...... What?"

"It's the guy who has been painting for I don't know how many years he has been dying, and he says he seems to like his paintings. ”

"This ......"

Lu Yu really didn't know what to say.

A demon clan likes famous paintings, and then he also likes painters who have been dead for hundreds of years, and even thinks about each other when he does that kind of thing...... This...... The demon clan is the demon clan, it's so heavy!

"Forget it, don't talk about this......" Lu Yu didn't want to say anything more on this topic, so he asked, "How do you know I'm here?"

"Who am I?" hehe," Wang Xiaoman farted, and then said: "I'm a person with the eye of the sky, of course I will know where you are, the eye of the sky has long locked your appearance, as long as you appear, it will tell me as soon as possible." ”

Lu Yu said: "So that's the case...... But what a coincidence, you were around here, and I thought you would run to the demon clan. ”

Wang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said: "How can there be such a coincidence? It just so happened that I was next to me, and this time I was taken to the old nest, and I lost too much! Especially the statue that looked like you, I didn't carry it away because I was afraid that it would break, and after investigating for a while, I realized that it was stolen by someone from Italy. But...... Xiao Yu, that statue can't be you, right? You usually ...... It's like a movie I watched when I was a kid, you can only become a human at a certain time, usually just a statue and a puppet...... Are you cursed by the demon clan?"

The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, and then he said, "This matter ...... You don't know. ”

"Oh......" Wang Xiaoman suddenly realized, and then asked, "What is the matter?" What were we talking about just now?"

"Picasso's thing. ”

"Oops, don't mention it, sad...... My heart hurts!"

Wang Xiaoman's face was bitter.

Lu Yu smiled: "Okay, don't be painful, are you sick with a jealous person who has been dead for so many years? Besides, it's normal for people to have idols, besides, people are so tall, originally ...... The needs are different from mortals, and it's normal that you can't meet the standards. ”

Hearing Lu Yu's words, Wang Xiaoman looked frightened as if he didn't know him...... No, he looked at him in surprise, and then roared in surprise: "I'm going to go, master, have you changed sex?!Finally become my fellow practitioner?"

"Get out!"

"Okay! Tell me, which girl is so lucky, sister-in-law? Can you let me see? Oh, what kind of beautiful woman can make our high and high Lu Dashen move mortal hearts? Oh, no, no, no, we have to take a look!"

Lu Yu looked at him, and suddenly wanted him to meet Xiao Ruan, one of his few good friends, and his most important woman, who should let them meet.

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"I ...... too" Lu Yu sighed and said, "I hope that one day, you will be able to meet each other...... Well, there must be that chance. ”

sighed for a moment, then changed the topic and asked, "The island was served, so where do you live now?"

"Hehe!" Wang Xiaoman smiled: "Good place, I can't find a better place...... Great place!"

"Oh, then I'm going to be a guest. ”