Chapter 1703: Wait for Me to Pull Out the Blade!
The monkey was stunned, and wanted to be angry, but in the end he blinked his eyes blankly, and began to wonder in his heart, is it because of this incident that he is not welcomed?
After all, that's the God King, so it can't be like that...... And that's definitely your own respect, isn't it? How can the other party also understand his own mind, right? Anyway...... It's not good to say, but it's not a reason to hate it, right?
And then...... The monkey kept recalling in his heart what the god king had done, and then he found out...... It's really possible!
While he was deep in thought, Lu Yu turned his head and asked the Great Thistle God King, and said, "What kind of guy is this monkey? ”
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The Great Thistle God King did not answer the question.
Instead, Duyan sighed and whispered to Lu Yu: "He, he is the man in the entire Heavenly Realm, known as the man closest to the divine throne of the God King!, because even without the Divine Seal, he can fight with any God King, and most importantly, his speed is the fastest and most flexible man in the entire Heavenly Realm, he said that the Heavenly Emperor has no way to kill him, this is really not bragging." ”
"I see...... It turned out to be a god-level character......! How do you come here to watch the door? Be a watchdog? No, it's a watchman. ”
The two of them were talking.
The monkey's eyes became more and more fierce, and he said in a deep voice: "Do you think I am deaf?!"
Lu Yu said: "Of course not, your ears are so big, you must be able to hear clearly." ”
"So you guys when I'm dead?, say I'm a watchdog?!"
"No, you're still alive, but what can you do if you're alive? Don't you know the basic cultivation of the watchdog? That is, no matter what others say about you, as long as we don't break through and don't make strange things, you can't do anything to us. ”
"I ......"
The corners of the monkey's eyes twitched, and then he said, "I'm not a janitor!
"Not a janitor?"
Lu Yu turned his head to look at him, and then said, "Then let's go in." ”
"No! You can't go in, there's a rule!"
"Ha!" Lu Yu sneered: "You still say that it's not the gatekeeper? ”
The monkey said angrily: "You are quibbling!"
"What a coincidence, that's exactly what I wanted to say. ”
Obviously, the situation was very smooth before, but now Lu Yu has brought the rhythm of each other's nozzle cannons, and this monkey obviously rarely does this kind of thing with people, so it is obviously not very skilled, Lu Yu doesn't need to spend any effort at all, and has already brought the rhythm to where he wants.
Then he spread his hands and said: "Okay, okay, don't say so much, since I can't kill you, and you are watching the gate, then...... It's a lot simpler, I'm going to make it difficult, just complete your rules, what a big deal, right?"
The corners of the monkey's eyes twitched, and then he said, "It depends on whether I give you this chance!"
"Oops!"
Lu Yu looked shocked, looked at the monkey with round eyes, and then said: "You stinky gatekeeper, you dare to be so rude to the guests? Damn, others can bear me, you can't get used to such a problem! You wait, watch me kill you!"
The monkey laughed angrily: "Kill me?" Okay, you don't need to kill me today, as long as you can touch a piece of my clothes, Lao Tzu will win!"
"Aren't you looking down on people a little too much? I have such a high status and such great ability, and I can't even touch your clothes? I'm already thinking about whether to kill you, and you still want to bet on me for such a game? Okay, very good, the master will satisfy you this time, anyway, the master is in a good mood today. You said...... As long as I touch the hem of your clothes, you're going to lose, right?"
"That's it! As long as you can touch my clothes, then I'll throw in the towel!"
"It's so boring to just admit defeat, let's always gamble something, right? That's it, didn't you look down on people before? Everyone has to follow your rules? Okay! Let's gamble...... If I lose, I have to kill and ...... I have a lot of treasures, very valuable things, very valuable to me, and they are all very valuable to me, and they are even more rare treasures to you! And I promise you, if you have my treasures, as long as you give them to the god king, she will definitely change her opinion of you in the future, and she will be very good, at least she will not hate you so much. ”
The monkey was stunned, he was originally very angry, and he really couldn't help asking, "That...... What's that kind of gift?"
Lu Yu smiled lightly, then suddenly stretched out his hand and shook it, and a small bottle appeared on the palm of his hand, and then used it to shake it in front of the eyes of the female general and Duyan......
Yes, a limited edition bottle of perfume, even in a previous life, was not something that money could buy.
The two women were stunned for a moment, and then their eyes naturally lit up, and then they couldn't take their eyes off it, wanting to see more clearly.
Lu Yu then took back the bottle of perfume, and then said: "See? For women, the temptation is so great! And not only this thing, I have a lot of valuable treasures that people want to have, if I lose, I can give you a lot of them! What do you think?"
The monkey swallowed heavily.
He wanted it so much!
Lu Yu continued: "But if you lose, it's still the same sentence, your rules ...... It's not good for me, you have to follow my rules, since you were rampant before, then...... If you lose, when I walk in, not only do I not need to do any tests, but I need you to be with me personally, to be honest and wait next to me, and then let me go to the gladiatorial arena of Rausch comfortably, how about it? Fair, right? And even if you lose, in fact, ...... It's hard for me to wait, and you're going to wait for me, and you're almost waiting for the god king, and it's the same for you...... Well, there's a benefit, how about ......it? Will you accept it?"
"Hmph! there's nothing to say about this gamble!"
Lu Yu nodded and said, "That's good, then let's get ready to start!"
He sneered, then waved his little fist, as if he was really ready to start killing.
And the monkey finally stood up from the stele, and was obviously ready to move.
But at this moment, Lu Yu suddenly said: "By the way, this concept ...... We haven't made it clear yet. ”
"What concept?"
"Is it a part of my body, such as my hands and feet, or my blade, but I always think so...... If it's just a touch, if we're all fast, then ...... It's hard for anyone to see it, even if the Great Thistle God King is here to prove it now, but after all, he is on my side, if you obviously touched it, and you say you didn't touch it, then what should I do? If I didn't touch it, if I said I did, then what should I do? So...... I think it would have been better to make this bet a little more difficult, and that would be ...... Not only am I going to touch you, but your clothes are torn, so that's what I won, okay?"
The monkey thought for a moment, and then sneered: "I even have to increase the difficulty for myself, okay, good, then do it, and ...... Just through your self-raising difficulty, I think you're still a good guy, and after a while I win you, I won't hurt you anymore except for your things, at least...... I won't kill you!"
Lu Yu said: "Okay, then let's ...... And this begins?"
"Okay! I'm ready!"
Very ingenious, the rhythm brought out by Lu Yu just made the other party start to wait stupidly for Lu Yu's attack, this gamble was originally a scam, and the test was whether Lu Yu could hit the other party, rather than fighting each other, which meant ...... The monkey would subconsciously wait for Lu Yu's attack, instead of rushing up and hitting Lu Yu first.
So Lu Yu was not in a hurry, and said softly: "Wait a minute, I'll take out my blade......"