Chapter 192: Tang Seng wants to open a film?
Long Xiaobai entered the Demon Cloud Cave and found Tang Seng sitting at a table reciting scriptures silently, with a trace of fear on his face. It seems that the Buddhist scriptures can't ease his current mood either.
The jade-faced fox was twisting the round peach towards Tang Seng with a hint of excitement on his face.
Long Xiaobai glanced at the cave mansion and found a strange thing. That is, there is a large open space in the center of this cave house, and there are some strange patterns engraved on the open space.
"Formation?" Although I haven't seen it, I've heard of it, but I don't know what this formation does.
"Elder Tang, have you thought about it? It's a full moon night, so we can't be in charge. Do you want to be obedient to me and die of pleasure, or do you want to be tortured to death by me?"
The jade-faced fox's tone was delicate, but his words were cruel.
Long Xiaobai felt that this was so familiar? It was very similar to the words of a certain evil landlord who was collecting debts from a poor old peasant.
"Amitabha, the female benefactor. The poor monk has taken refuge in my Buddha, and I ask the female benefactor to let the poor monk leave. If my apprentices get into the hole, I'm afraid they will hurt the female benefactor. ”
Tang Seng is a person who speaks tactfully. said directly: I don't want to be a woman, let me go. Otherwise, if my apprentice comes in, he will kill you directly!"
"Hahaha! They can't get in! Do you really think that this princess's Demon Cloud Cave is so easy to enter? As long as I wait a little longer, I will absorb your essence and I will cultivate to a great progress! Hahaha...... Tang Seng, I don't know how far I can improve if I suck your princess!"
The jade-faced fox laughed loudly, and the pair of white rabbits jumped up with the laughter.
Tang Seng glanced at the jade-faced fox, and then unfortunately saw something that he shouldn't see, and hurriedly closed his eyes and said secretly: Sin.
And Long Xiaobai, as a little insect, stared at it unscrupulously, and almost couldn't help but fly up directly.
However, he had no impulses, and although he came in, he was sure to kill the jade-faced fox. But~ how to get out? That gate is very weird! Especially to take Tang Seng, a big living person, out.
The jade-faced fox glanced up at the sky above the cave again, pinched his fingers, and the smile on his face became even bigger.
"Elder Tang, we can start. As he spoke, he slowly began to loosen his clothes.
"Amitabha!" Tang Seng hurriedly turned around, not daring to look directly.
"it!Does Master Long want to watch a film today?male protagonist Tang Seng?female protagonist jade-faced fox?" Long Xiaobai still didn't move, he really wanted to see how Tang Seng started the film.
In the blink of an eye, a pair of cliff-perfect ketones stood in front of Long Xiaobai's eyes.
Long Xiaobai watched the one that was so enjoyable! He almost turned into a human form uncontrollably.
"Elder Tang, come on~" The jade-faced fox put his hand on Tang Seng's shoulder from behind.
Tang Seng was excited, hurriedly got up and took two steps forward with his eyes closed, his lips squirming rapidly, and he quickly chanted "Amitabha." ”
"Come on, you shameless old man! Push! Push quickly! Blind the gun that God gave you!" Long Xiaobai looked anxious, and for the first time felt that being a bystander was actually more enjoyable than going into battle in person.
"Hmph! shame on your face!" The jade-faced fox had a cold face, grabbed Tang Seng and threw it on the magic circle.
Tang Seng was just about to get up, but he saw the other party pinching his fingers with one hand.
"Hum!" The magic circle suddenly lit up, and Tang Seng instantly looked dead.
"Boom~ Elder Tang, speak, you are such a wonderful man, this princess really can't bear to be strong. It's a pity ......."
The jade-faced fox sighed and sat down beside Tang Seng.
"Damn, isn't it cool?" Long Xiaobai is simply his own master is about to be pushed by the monster, and he still has the heart to think about something else.
I saw that the jade-faced fox suddenly opened its mouth, and a pink mana spurted out and hit Tang Seng in the face.
"Damn, glamour, quack, fuck, damn it, if only I could conjure up a camera!
Long Xiaobai was so excited to see it! If he hadn't tried not being able to turn it into a high-tech product, he would definitely be interested in becoming a cameraman.
I saw Tang Seng's body shake, a trace of sluggishness appeared on his face, and then he slowly opened his eyes and saw a scene of white flowers.
"I'll go! the old shameless one doesn't really want to start the film, right?" Long Xiaobai didn't dare to imagine the next scene. If he didn't stop it, and Tang Seng really pushed the jade-faced fox, would the mission fail directly?
"Elder Tang, people are waiting for your wide clothes~" The jade-faced fox stood up and walked in front of Tang Seng and began to take off the robes on the other party's body.
Tang Seng didn't stop him, but looked at the scene in front of him with a dull expression. Just as he was about to be stripped clean and at the mercy of the jade-faced fox, his body suddenly lit up with a burst of golden light.
"Buzz!"
"Ahh
"Amitabha!"
"Oh Momi coax ......"
I saw Tang Seng sitting cross-legged, clasping his hands together, and quickly reciting the scriptures with his eyes closed. There is a faint golden light all around, like a true Buddha.
Long Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, but was also a little disappointed. I was grateful to Tang Seng for his safety, but I was disappointed that I didn't see the blockbuster.
"Hmph, since you want to die, then die!" the jade-faced fox was annoyed. With a wave of his hand, he put on the only two small pieces of clothing, and pointed to the top of the hole.
"Click, click, click......" With the sound of a mechanism, the wound of the cave suddenly opened a hole, and you can clearly see the bright moon outside.
The jade-faced fox jumped to the edge of the formation, sat cross-legged, and muttered words in his mouth for a while. Then a finger was pointed upward, and a spiritual light shot out.
"Whoosh!" the light shot into the sky, disappearing in the blink of an eye. But soon, a ray of white moonlight shone in.
"Hum!" The magic circle was running rapidly, and the light that lit up even overwhelmed Tang Seng's Buddha light.
The jade-faced fox pinched it with both hands, and then pointed at Tang Seng.
"Uh!" Tang Seng suddenly stopped chanting, closed his eyes and raised his head, and opened his mouth uncontrollably.
I saw the depressed fox suck hard, and a wisp of white vitality emerged from Tang Seng's lips.
Long Xiaobai looked at the hole above, and without thinking about it, he directly changed back into a human form.
"Sao Fox!
"Whoosh!" three dragon balls were thrown.
"What?" the jade-faced fox didn't react for a moment. But then three explosions sent her flying.
"Master, the disciple has saved you!" Long Xiaobai shouted loudly and rushed towards Tang Seng.
"Amitabha! Xiaobai, my good apprentice!" Tang Seng was about to cry excitedly. If he hadn't stabilized his Buddha's heart just now, he would have almost been ruined by the goblins.
At this time, he once again remembered the words of Guanyin Bodhisattva: Xiaobai, how can you save yourself once!
"Let's go!" Long Xiaobai grabbed Tang Seng and flew out along the hole above.
"Little White Dragon! It's you again! Princess Ben is fighting with you!"
The jade-faced fox was blown up, especially the pink mist, if he wasn't good at it, it was estimated that he would fall in an instant.