CHAPTER XVIII
I said, "No wonder you, who have always been uninterested in women, encouraged me to go there, why didn't I see you coming...... Punish me with three months' salary and write a 10,000-word review to me, be profound!"
I then asked, "Roar, what about you?"
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I immediately waved my hand: "Forget it, I know you are innocent, you don't need to say it, I still want to live a few more days." ”
I asked, "Peter, are you practicing the Iron Head Technique?"
Peter replied, "No...... Not...... Uh, it's nothing wrong with me, is it?"
I said, "It's none of your business, but you have to explain where your door came from and how it looks so familiar." ”
Peter replied, "When I ran out of Viruja, I broke off half of the gates. ”
I said, "Oh, what about that tree?"
Peter said, "It's really hand-plucked on the road, unprocessed, all-natural." ”
I said, "Oh, don't run away without saying hello in the future, don't you know that I can easily get lost, and if you run so fast, I won't give you a horse." ”
Peter grinned: "No problem, I don't want to ride a horse either, the horse is running slowly, it's too troublesome, it's better to run." ”
I nodded and said, "Melva, it's time for you to explain." ”
Melva's face was embarrassed: "What do I explain?"
I said, "Didn't you say that you had been in retreat for a month, and I heard your little sister say that the rich businessman who robbed last month refused to pay for it, so you beat someone up." ”
Melva said: "Uh......"
I said, "Stop quibbling, just spit out all the money for the month." ”
Melva opened her mouth to say something, when I suddenly heard something move in the grass behind me, and immediately turned and hid behind Peter.
The roar came hard, shook his spirits, and stepped forward and yelled: "What kind of person is sneaky, come out for me!"
Then I saw a round thing that looked like an air cannon fly out, hitting the grass in front of me, and the wind followed, and the rolling sound waves mixed with the wreckage of grass and branches that had been blown into the air, and were torn to pieces by the violent air current.
An inverted bowl-filled balloon spread out from where we were standing.
I couldn't hear anything for a while.
But I think the guys who are hiding in the grass and trying to sneak up on me must be worse.
Then I saw four drunken figures stumbling out of the grass, their heads covered in blood. I've been recognizing it for a long time, and I always feel familiar.
When I found out who it was, I yelled, "Willy, why are you here?" but I kept gesturing at the thought that they had just been roared at and probably couldn't hear anything. They staggered to me and fell to the ground, fainting.
Jamila yells, "...................................." (I can't hear it now)
I said, "Jamila, write me what you are shouting." "Thinking that he couldn't hear it, I wrote it on the ground.
Jamila also wrote a line on the ground: "Roar you're done, you've shook Willy and them into idiots!"
But Willy and the others were still strong, and two days later, they had regained some of their senses in the rambling beds of the mercenary inn in Fort Rendey.
I immediately fed him soup and water, although this subordinate may not be as good as me, but the use of cavalry tactics is a treasure.
Weili took a sip of soup and spit it out with a "bah": "Bring me wine!"
I said, "Okay, okay, I'll give you wine." He fed him another spoonful of water. Willie finished drinking and sighed, "Good wine......"
I turned to Jamila and asked, "Are you sure he's really come to his senses?"
Jamila nodded sadly: "It's a little recovered...... Just a hint of it. ”
After a week, Willy finally got better, and knew who he was, but he was still a little confused, calling me Dad, Jamila Mom, and Peter Wangcai. For this reason, Peter was very angry.
But that didn't stop Willie from telling his story.
The journey of the four of them to deliver the letter was not completed smoothly, first they did not find King Harauth in Paraven, and they heard that the king had gone to Uxhall to hunt, so they chased to Uxhall, but they heard that the king found that the army of Achmore was empty, and the lord was nowhere to be found, so he waved his army to fight Achmore. They then rushed to Achmore, but they heard that because of the personal reinforcements of the Saiga Khan, Nayan Tuoju also sent troops to help, and King Haraus withdrew his troops from Achmore and returned to Uxhall to continue his hunting. So they hurried back to Uxhall in the starry night, and when they heard that King Harauth was bored with hunting, he went back to Paraven, and they had to follow him back to Paraven.
Tired several degrees ******** along the way.
Rushed to Paraven, and even almost couldn't enter the city gate, Willy then showed his identity as a cavalry colonel before retiring to enter the city, and dozens of copies of the letter of request were handed to no avail, and then Willy opened his mind and sent two thousand dinars, and he was received by King Haraus in the afternoon, and after the king heard him say about the dark order, he laughed and said that he had earned two thousand dinars after listening to a joke, and it was really worth it, such a fool would let a few more people in the future. Then he drove Willie away.
Willy thought that I had been in Djerkhara for only two hundred miles, and he was about to come to me for advice, but he was stupefied by the roar on the way.
Jamila was sad to hear this, and went out with tears in her eyes.
I said: "Old Willy, our trip has been a lot of trouble, you didn't get it done in Swadia, I thought I would have at least got Rodok and Kujitte, but a few days ago, there was such a fuss, and Rodok is estimated to be hanging." When the time comes, once the Dark Order invades, what will we do? ”
Willie ignored me, and he fell asleep again with his pillow in his hands.
After Willy's sanity finally recovered, I introduced him to the new members of the old G Pirates, and he shook hands with Roar, Dryer, and Peter one by one very gentlemanly, and even wanted to take Melva's hand and kiss it, but Melva slapped him open.
I said, "Willy, I haven't seen you go bad for a few days." ”
Mighty said angrily: "As a noble knight, it is normal to kiss and salute, how do I know that this young lady is not used to it?"
Melva became angry on the spot and yelled, "Who is Miss?! You are Miss, your whole family is Miss!"
Although I didn't understand what Melva was saying, I didn't feel very comfortable.
Melva was stunned for a moment after speaking, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I just crossed over." ”
In the past few days, Melva's men have arrived one after another, including a few of us, forty knights, more than one hundred and seventy girls, each armed with a heavy crossbow and a scimitar and a short sword at his waist. I looked at the girls of Yingying Yanyan and felt very relieved that Lao Tzu finally had two hundred soldiers under him!
I took the time to give these girls some tactical lessons, and by the way, the knights were still under Willy's command, and the dryer was Willy's deputy, and his duty was to cooperate with Willy's orders on the battlefield and ensure that he was not killed by the other party. More than 170 girls played well with their heavy crossbows, so they divided one hundred and fifty people as crossbowmen and handed them over to Melva to lead. The remaining twenty girls were handed over to Jamila to train simple bandages to stop bleeding, as the presence of military doctors. Peter was temporarily appointed commander of the infantry, and he was the only one under his command.
Growling gestured to me with his eyes.
I said, "You follow me, be my personal bodyguard, and your task is that you will yell when I say 'yell at him', do you hear that?"
To roar is to open your mouth.
I said, "Add one more, if I don't let you speak, you are not allowed to speak, everything must be asked with your eyes, and you can nod and shake your head to indicate right and wrong." ”
Growl nodded.
I said, "Everyone is almost rested, Swadia, Rhodok and Kugit have done a terrible job of delivering the letters, and the rest of Nord and Vekia don't know what the situation is, so we will go through the valley of Eledegar, first find Mama Cha, grasp Nord's statement, and then go to Chanda and Manid to rendezvous." Is there a problem?"
Melva raised his hand and said, "On behalf of the girls, I would like to say a few words on behalf of the girls, you men all have horses to ride, and we girls are delicate, and we have to walk hundreds of miles every day to keep up with your footsteps, which is not scientific." ”
I said, "What do you mean?"
Melva said: "I have a way, so I will go and buy forty big carts, and the girls will all sit in the carts, and you will ride in front, and we will drive in the back, so that we can keep up with you, and we will not be too tired, and when there is a fight, we will have a lot of cover, how good." ”
I said, "Sounds great, but how much does it cost to buy a big car?"
Melva did the math and said, "A hundred thousand." ”
My jaw dropped to the ground at once: "100,000 yuan, you're crazy! Even if I sell you, I won't be able to raise so much money!"
Melva smiled embarrassedly: "But I have a way, we can borrow it first, and return it to others after we run out." ”
I said, "Borrow, where are you going to pick it up, forty carts, who will you lend to you?"
Melva smiled slyly: "I know a man, the boss of Kane in Paraven, his caravan is quite large, and forty big carts are all small things. ”
I said, "Then you said to borrow it, and he borrowed it?"
Melva shook her hair and smiled charmingly: "I'll borrow it myself, why is he embarrassed not to give it?"
The next morning, Melva returned from Paraven in a cheerful manner with forty carts. I said, "Did that Kane boss really borrow it?"
Melva said, "Yes, what a simple thing. ”
I said, "So refreshing, beware of people plotting against you!"
Melva smiled delicately: "He used to have a plan, but now it is estimated that there is none." ”
I said, "Why?"
Melva said: "I accidentally kicked him last night when I borrowed the cart, and I guess he is no longer there, and now he will not be able to give it to him." ”
I said, "Really, you have that much power with this kick?"
Melva glanced at me shyly, and I immediately felt a sharp pain rise from the depths of my soul. I said, "Okay, I believe it, my eggs hurt when you glance at me, and if you kick it, that Kane boss will probably break his eggs to the ground." ”
Melva nodded even more shyly.
The wheels of forty carts ran over the valley of Elledege, and the birds around the valley flew high.
Peter muffled, "Commander, I suggest we walk through Eledegor. ”
I said, "Why?"
Peter said, "Captain, you don't know, that Al Deig was originally the royal hunting ground of the previous Swadian king, and all creatures in it, including people, could be hunted at will, and the people living in Al Deig could not only leave the village to earn a living, but also had to wait for the fate of being hunted all the time. Although King Haraus abolished this rule after his accession to the throne, the people here still left a legacy of the aftermath, and when they heard a large caravan of horses and convoys passing by, they felt that they were here to hunt them, and then they shivered like chaff. ”
I said, "Is there anything else?"
Peter nodded.
I said, "In this case, it is better to simply go in and comfort the masses, since we are taking the decent line, these charitable acts should not be missed." Didn't Xiaomei borrow a hundred thousand dinars from that Kane boss, don't hide it, I saw it a long time ago, just hide it in the body compartment of forty big cars, and we can just give a few thousand dinars as much as we want. ”
With that, I jumped off my horse and walked in from the entrance of the village. Peter, Dryer, and Melva followed.
An old man stared at us through the crack in the door: "What are you doing? Are you going to hunt again? Tell you, we will resist!"
The old man said "resistance", but it was obvious that there was no confidence in his voice to resist at all.
I laughed, who knew that such a smile would directly break the old man's psychological bottom line, he fell to the ground with a thud, and his whole body convulsed.
I said, "Oops, I deliberately didn't bring a roar in because I was afraid of scaring people, who knew that I could scare people by laughing." After speaking, he hurriedly waved his hand and asked Peter to go up and help the old man up.
As soon as Peter pushed the door open (well, with a little more force, he pulled the door down), a strong young man came out of the back room, and at a glance he saw the old man who had fallen to the ground, and roared, "What are you doing!" and jumped out, and the light flashed before my eyes, and I saw that this guy actually had a long-bladed axe in his hand.
That's right, the blade of the axe is forty centimeters long, and the handle made of pure iron is more than a hundred centimeters long. This axe is a standard Wikia-style long-bladed knight battle axe, how can it be found in the hinterland of Swadia?
I said, "You're not a El Deig!"
The young man said, "That's right, I'm from Wiki, you're here to arrest me, why threaten me with an old man!"
I said, "I didn't touch the old man." ”
The young man said, "I have seen with my own eyes, and you still quibble, and you dare not admit that you have done such a despicable thing? Look at your men, the door of the old man's house is still in his hands." ”
When I saw it, Peter was really stupidly pinching the door panel of the plate and was stunned, I said, "It's not about to be lost, boss, I will carry a black pot for you!"
Peter hurriedly threw it away.
The young man said, "No matter how much you pretend, it is useless, do you think that if you do this, I will go back with you obediently?"
I suddenly thought this guy was quite interesting, so I didn't let anyone chase him, and watched him disappear behind the mountains.
The old man woke up slowly, and I said softly: "Old man, are you better, have you been frightened?" I'm really sorry, we are passing guests. ”
The old man looked at me carefully and said, "You're just passing by, aren't you here to hunt?"
I said, "No, what is the matter, such a cruel act, how can a well-meaning person like us do it." I'm also one of the top 10 candidates for 'Moving Calradia'. ”
The old man let out an "oh", suddenly thought of something, and fell to the ground again with a "bang", and groaned loudly.
I said, "What's wrong with you, old man?"
At this time, some brave villagers had already come up to watch.
The old man "ouch" is more energetic.
I frowned and thought for a moment, and asked Peter to go and call Jamila. Jamila took a closer look and waved her hands at me, saying she didn't find a problem.
I said, "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
The old man lay on the ground and said confidently: "You hit me!"
I couldn't help but laugh: "Uncle, you are mistaken, I have kept a distance of more than two meters from you from beginning to end." ”
The old man said, "Your men have bumped into me." ”
I said, "What about you touching porcelain?"
The old man said confidently: "Your big man hit me hard when he rushed in just now, I feel uncomfortable all over my body now, you have to send me for an examination, otherwise I will sue you!"
I sneered, turned around and prepared to leave.
The villagers surrounded them with a cheer, and said indignantly: "What, you want to leave when you hit someone?!" )