Chapter 705: Cat Legion
"Tsk, that's a great point. Is the cute thing in your mouth a pretty bird?, a cute bird?" speculated Cesar.
"Fish-lipped humans, mere birds, deserve to talk about IQ with my big mammal?!" Camilla said disdainfully.
"That'...... Could it be a pocket version of the Tyrannosaurus rex?" "The cutest pet in Cesar's mind is the Tyrannosaurus rex, but unfortunately he eats too much, and the poor can't afford it."
"Nonono, open your eyes, come out, cat three and four!"
Camilla opens the door to her lab, and out of it emerges two cute mutant hamsters. A golden supple fur with beautiful lines, a pair of eyes that have been forcibly magnified several times on the face, two clusters of red blush, exaggerated ear size and tail length. The other one, the whole body is pure white as snow, the body is slender, with long ears with earrings, a round little head, a pair of ruby red eyes, and a tail longer than the body, quite like the little sister's guide mink.
These two hamsters with a mutated painting style give Cesar an inexplicable sense of immediacy.
"It's ...... Cat poop ?...... Three, four?" Cesar looked at the cute little hamster, frowned, and felt a very familiar rush in his heart.
"Forgot your first Lab Body?" reminded Camilla.
"Of course I know Cat Poop One, and he's always helping me out in the lab, so he's a good assistant. But are you sure this thing is really a hamster?" Cesar looked at the rodent creature known as 'Cat Poop No. 3 and No. 4' with a suspicious expression, not at all like a hamster!
"Pickup, pickup......", "Kewpie, Kewpie......"
Cat poop No. 3 and No. 4 frantically wagged their tails and sold cuteness, which made Xisa's tiger body tremble, and finally woke up. Camilla's coss is so classic!
"It's cute!"
Seeing the cute cat poop No. 3 and No. 4 on the table, Elsa nodded approvingly, and then slid her fingertips expressionlessly. The nails quickly slashed over the heads of the 'two', and the bodies of No. 3 and No. 4, who were still cute, were still swinging, but the big head fell off the table and was ruthlessly cut into two pieces by the Demon King. But strangely, not half a drop of blood flowed.
"Huh, it's mummified, that's your plan? The undead are easier to raise, more worry-free, and more intelligent than living creatures. ”
Cruelly dissecting the convulsive bodies of No. 3 and No. 4, Elsa discovered the mystery, the inside of Cat Poop No. 3 and No. 4 was modeled after the 'Meow Girl' Camilla of the year, and made a smaller mummy.
The internal organs of number three and four were hollowed out and filled with spices. Filled with a charming scent, it is refreshing. A heart engine was installed in the chest cavity to provide power and keep the mummy running. The blood vessels were injected with blood honey, so they had a temperature, like a living thing, not cold, and could be spread by spices. A 'pudding brain' is installed in the brain. Possess low intelligence. At the spine, the 'magic stone residue' is also installed. With a weak supernatural power, it can unleash low-level 'tricks'.
Cat poop No. 3 and No. 4 are the simplest 'engine mummies', with a simple structure but very exquisite, low cost, but powerful performance. Easy to mass production. Coupled with the cute appearance, it is indeed a very superb pet.
"Very good idea!" Seeing the dissection of cat poop No. 3 and Four, Cesar also had to clap his hands and praise. Although they are all obsolete technologies, they have produced unexpected effects when put together.
Just think about it. An undead pet that looks cute, smells sweet, is as warm as a living thing, doesn't need to eat, doesn't need to be cared for, doesn't urinate, has low-level intelligence, is easy to carry and well-behaved, and can function normally as long as it regularly enters the magic of death, must be very marketable.
Camilla said proudly: "My cat army, to sum up, there are several advantages. First of all, it's cute enough! This is the shape that I spent seven years carefully designing, and 100% hit the cuteness point of the owners. Secondly, the filled spices are all precious brands, and they can also be sold with Emma's perfume portfolio to make luxury pets, which are fragrant and refreshing, and repel mosquitoes and evil spirits. Third, it's clean enough, worry-free enough, and can sell cuteness, because it's an undead, so you don't need to eat, and you don't need to excrete feces, and you don't get tired of selling cuteness twenty-four hours a day, and there are four thousand random personality patterns built-in, which is simply a dream type. Fourth, intelligence, installed the sixth generation of mass-produced pudding brain, built-in intelligent program, powerful computing power, can help small pot friends do all the logic problems within primary school, just 'invisible cheating' to do this, can attract rich bear children. Fifth, my cat poop series is an undead pet, and such an alternative gimmick will definitely attract attention. Sixth, super long standby! Other people's pets, feeding three meals a day, quite energy-consuming and financial, my cat poop series, as long as you replenish the magic of death once, can run for three days, the most cost-effective!
"So, how are you going to market your 'cat poop series'?" said Cesar, curious, who thought Camilla's business was very promising. If it weren't for the fact that there were too many flies and goblins at home, the three god pets would be annoying enough, and he really had plans to raise a few 'cat pickups' and 'cat cuppies'.
"Simple, first of all, we have to make the brand name 'Flycatcher'! Then, in the whole of the region, we will open a wide range of physical pet stores, and do activities with Emma's perfume company, take the high-end luxury route, and the poor ghost family can't afford to raise my 'cat poop series'. Then I kept publicizing and advertising, and I wanted to hit the live broadcast channel in space, and I also had to go to the cosmic curtain and live broadcast of the maid competition! I have thought of all the advertising words, 'I will not receive gifts during the holidays this year, but I will receive fly catchers when I receive gifts!', 'Cat feces are eternal, and one will be passed on forever!'......"
"When the cat poop series is hot, we have to do after-sales with our hearts, which is the most profitable. For example, let the 'cat feces' pretend to be sick for three days, and then the owner is naturally distressed, so he has to go to the pet store we opened to repair it. At this time, we need to update it in time, such as recommending the latest skins in time, what Totoro, yodelers, cartoon holster series, private customization...... , a hundred kinds of cute fur for you to choose. Another example is to change the built-in fragrance, so that you can enjoy the taste of all kinds of luxury fragrances. For example, reconstructing the personality of pets, and getting tired of selling cute types, then develop a caring secretary type, a smart accountant type, and a senior image consultant type......"
"Of course, it is not enough to simply upgrade the 'cat poop series', we also need to establish a high-end club, with the cat poop as a link, to catch those rich people, so that he can exchange tips on raising cat poop with each other, and at the same time, they can also become business partners. In addition, I will secretly choose rich flat-chested people to preach the doctrine of 'Euphorianism' and recruit a group of fanatical believers. Lay a solid foundation for the future mission of the 'European Sect'!"
"With countless private clubs, we have a super broad network of resources, and after the 'Zichao Biocomputer' in various regions, we can screen out valuable members and sell our other products in a targeted manner. For example, recommending the 'Advanced Undead Reincarnation Ritual' to the rich, customizing the 'Die-hard Undead Bodyguard' for the wealthy businessmen, selling Master G's arms for their bodyguards, providing magic stone transformation services, selling the shameful corpse concubine companion, selling precious alien fruits, and extraterrestrial meat that prolongs life, how can senior members give the beautiful environment of the 'Plague Underworld Real Estate' and live an emperor-like life after death......"
Camilla gushed about her thoughts, and Cisar and Elsa were dumbfounded, worthy of the golden demon 'Pippi' who was suppressed in the black pyramid by the Hotzhou god system in the ancient era, and it was really a set to start a business.
"What the eldest lady said is really great!"
The 'Bargaining King' Molière knelt down for Camilla with pleasure and respectfully offered his knees. Cesara's whole family, and probably only Molière, who is incomparable in price, can understand Camilla's terrifying light of wisdom. In the eyes of Cesar, Elsa and others, the cat stick is just a greedy and cute war scumbag.
"Then, the business intelligence network, the cat poop pet store, and the rest of the family's business will be handed over to Camilla, and Molière will fully cooperate with you. However, one thing to keep in mind is that your every move must be monitored by the 'gluttony system', and you can't directly take over the funds, you know?"
Cesar also knows that Camilla is very talented in business, after all, she is a monster in the mythology of Rezhou, and it is too wasteful to sell cute and idle skins. In the past, he didn't gluttonize the Internet, and he was worried about Camilla's corruption, so he handed over the financial power to the maid, but now, he decided to restart Camilla, the general, otherwise he will cheat by his side every day, and sooner or later he will die in her hands.
"Hmph, let go of 10,000 hearts! I only have three pursuits now: defeat the loyal dog Rita! personally lead the rise of the Bai'an Sect! Conquer the Silver Moon! (To be continued.) )